Misogyny is the result of Haemophilia.

Fuff Malware.

God knows what caused it, but my comp is fricking screwed. Very screwed to the extent that Firefox refuses to open, along with Photoshop, MWord, MPoint.  So I'm forced to use IE [and that made my blog look like bad layouting. Arseclowns]..So I downloaded Opera instead, and Opera kicks ass hardcore! and being the obscenely unsatiable person ever, I downloaded Safari too but it won't damnwell work.
Guhh.I even wrote this crepuskuously long post about the 'imposal of a ban on yaoi' on Blogger, only to find that IE decided to be an effing bitch and didn't save it. So yeah, if you're wondering why I don't have a July 27 post, that's because IE fricked it up.
I'm pretty sure this has something to do with malware or something. Why else would everything suddenly collapse a big pile of jello on me?
Screw it.
Mewants to do 'la tag'

People who tagged me : Crystal. and that's person la not people!

1. The rules of the game get posted at the beginning.
2. Each player answers the questions about themselves.
3. At the end of the game the player then tags 5 people and posts their names, then goes to their blogs and leaves a comment, letting them know they got tagged and ask them to play and read your blog.

Starting time : 10.06p.m


Sisters : 1 and that's good enough for tormenting. Me I mean.

Brothers : 1 and that's not enough to but me more game consoles. Cay-chan I wish I had 4 brothers like you.

Shoe size : 7 perhaps?

Height : 1.61 ;_;

Where do you live : Ipoh.. Don't be fooled by the travel brochures.

Favourite drinks : Anything cold. Coffee especially. And hot Soya for some inconceivable reason

Favourite breakfast :  I don't eat my breakfast.

Have you ever been on a plane : Yup.

Swam in the ocean : Ocean? Sea, yes. Ocean, no. Unless you count the  S.O.M

Fallen asleep in school : Haven't you checked my schedule?

Broken someone's heart : Erm, no. I think.

Fell off your chair : And got a brain haemorrage

Sat by the phone and waiting for someone to call : When my printer's out of ink.

What is your room like : A warm purple and brown colour. Yes, purple and brown. It's warming. But totally marred by the vast amounts of posters.

What's right beside you : Altec Lansing. Maggi Mee. And THE SIMS2 FREETIME!

What is the last thing you ate : Maggi Mee-ku yang mengandungi kandungan 'something or other' yang terlampau banyak.

Ever had...

Chicken pox : Damn, not yet. Measles more my thang
Sore throat : Have you  been braindead? That answer's the same here.

Stitches :  =D

Broken nose : Not yet. *rams into wall*

Do you...

Believe in love at first sight :  Tak tahu la.

Like picnics :  When it's raining and all the food get soggy and bad, no.

Who was, were the last person you danced with :  Errr. Was 'freeze-ing' with Sonia. That count? I GOT  a 90 DEGREE FREEZE WHEEEE!!!! And my shoulder's blue-black now O_o

Last made you smile :  My dog. Yeah, I'm a sociopath.

You last yelled at : My mum.  I'm a rude twat =/

Today did you..

Talk to someone you like : I like? Haha

Kissed anyone : Nope

Get sick :  I think I have gingivitis.

Talk to an ex :  I don't have any =)

Miss someone : Sure.

Eat : *gestures chopsticks*

Best feeling in the world :  The best feeling in the world?  Define best feeling.

Do you sleep with stuffed animals : Nope.

What's under your bed : My roller blades and skeletons. The closet ran outta space.

Who do you really hate : I don't hate. I just get agitated.

What time is it now : 10.22

5 things i was doing 10 years ago

1.  Getting my hand stuck in a rat-trap. No, really.

2. Building castles by stacking up cushions

3. Getting scolded by mu mum for building castles by stacking up cushions.

4.  Eating Alpo. The dog fod, yeah. I was a VERY curious child

5.  figuring out how babies came to be.

5 things on my to-do list today

1. Study.

2.  Figure out tommorow's to-do list.

3.  Coffee anyone?

4.  Update blog-ku

5.  Church please?

5 snacks i enjoy

1.  Chocolate?

2. Erm, Radiohead?? Lol.

3.  Oh right. Snacks.. Granola bars!

4.  Donuts.

5.  Coffee. Heh

5 things i would do if i were a billionaire

1.  Sue Microsoft, buy DC Comics

2. Kidnap Gaspard Ulliel and bring him to my private island? Yes please.

3. Be the next Godfather lol. Or erm, Godsista~  ROFLMAO

4. 30% of my company's profits to find a cure for cancer and AIDS . And help those people in poverty-stricken countries. I really am a good person, HONEST!

5. Buy over Malaysia.

5 of my bad habits

1. Drinking too much coffee. [Lol, Crystal]

2. Lying to myself

3.  Hypocrisy

4.  Being a couch potato

5. Not praying enough.

5 places i have lived in

1. My house?

2. Random hotels

3.  Bro's house

4. Uncle George's house.

5. Aunt's house.

Not tagging anyone.

Word out

What is it with hot guys and cool bikes??

You totally missed me right???
*gets blown away by ego*

Uh huh. So my supposedly passing-ego didn't get marred in any way. Right, so on with the pigheadedness.

I've actually got a gargantuan amount of things to ramble flail about. But considering the pitiful state of my brains thanks to memorizing arseholitic, rammedintothehistorybook-worthy named, Imma just do it point form so I can remember later.

-THE DARK KNIGHT HOMGWTFCRAPBBQ!
- Hellboy II
- Fundraising dinner
- theories on monkey-evolution
- Chemistry Of A Car Crash!
- HEATH LEDGER HOMG!!!! WIN A POSTHUMOUS OSCAR DAMMIT!
- 40 days prayer&fast thing
- EXAMS =/
- Thyroid thing.

So the biggest thing to happen this week if not this year, was doubtlessly the release of The Dark Knight. I didn't watch it on the first day as the premiere was on a schoolday, so I watched it on the second day, right after CF. Naturally, I went with two of my peepz, Yann and Shan. And expectedly, we were super late. The movie was at 3 but we came at 3.20. So we ended up going for the 6.15 one instead.
Btw Yann, is that happy dude a girl or a guy? I'm pretty sure 'it's' a girl. He has huge man-boobs. I know he does. They dangle off =/ He's a girl, period. He looked like he was going to burst out laughing any time soon. And about the mother's death theory, I'll bet on it. He's excessively happy.
TGV ticks me off sometimes. They don't answer calls, and they lie sometimes. Like the student ticket thing.. Pfft, how would I know that it was obtainable before 6 only? Proper signage please?
Business jadi tak laris lu..
And since the movie was a good 2 hours away, we decided to kill time by going shopping. Naturally, with Yann, I expected that we would have to spend 30 minutes in each shop. And yes, the Maggie T girls look preggers with their humongous dress. honestly they do. It's too long and it should be used as a cape insead [SuperMaggieGirls anyone? No? ].
They have babies called Maggie T because there's this Maggie T wording on the dress, near their belly. So yeah, they're gonna have babies named Maggie T.

After spending countless minutes by buying nail buffers and adorable keychains, I was desperately hungry. Money's becoming a bit of a problem these days, so Shannon and i decided to eat at the food court. 'Save money by buying claypot rice' LOL
No idea what happened next, but we made it to the movies just in time, And HOMG, the scary guy who I unwillingly pissed off. Sorry??

I don't know how to say a movie just erm, appeared. But it did.

AND IT WAS FUFFING TOTALLY AWESOME!!!!!!

Yes it WAS! And I have 5 reasons to love it,
a. Heath Ledger's performance was PHENOMENAL. I'd say superior to Jack Nicholson's in 1989. Jack's was outstandingly outlandish [get it?] but Heath's was just.... *keels down and dies*
I absofreakinlutely love Heath Ledger's Joker. Oscar-worthy? HELL YEAH!
It was equal parts helluva funny and sadistic. I'd call him, hilariously diabolical..
Oh yes, HE'S A SMEXY NURSE WITH NO BOOBIES! Yesh he is.
But really, it was incredible.
Seriously, words don't comprehend now.
b. Chris Nolan's movies never go wrong. Remember The Prestige? Or V For Vendetta?? Or best of all, Insomnia? You'd actually succumb to the idea that he's practically incapable of making bad movies now. =)
c. It's a Batman movie. Nuff said.
d. CHRISTIAN BALE THE HOTTESTH 34 YEAR OLD GUY WITH NO LIPS!! Although he has lips in DK. Maybe it's colagen. Hmm??
e. BAT-POD!! I think this will be the first time I ever call a vehicle sexy. It reminds me of Fenrir though. That explains my post title.

Not gonna spoil anything for the pre-Dark Knight people. Please go watch it...... You must if you're a Heath Ledger/Joker/Batman/Cool things that look like the Fenrir/finer things in life fan.
So enough about the Dark Knight. I can't actually =\

I watched Hellboy too. Prince Nuada reminds me of Sephy.
Nonetheless, it was a pretty cool movie, but it can't surpass the batdude movie. Soz Hellboy fans!
Selma Blair is so hot btw =D

Since I'm too lazy to blog anymore, I'll cont' tommorow.
Shiny Toy Guns' Chemistry Of A Car Crash is super nice btw. I LOVE CARAH. She's so effing hot. Like Paramore's Hayley-esque hot. But hotter. XP

Exams coming. Could someone just impal me with a katana? Damned trials, I hate yuu. >:(

Word out.

Clean, Sharp, Dead

She's just misguided.
Yeah right.


Ahhh. I got tagged by Jessie dearest.

*RULE 1:
Each player of this game starts off with 15 weird things/habits/little known facts about yourself. People who get tagged need to write a blog of their own 15 weird habits/things/little known facts as well as state this rule clearly. At the end, you need to choose 10 people to be tagged and list their names. No TAG backs!

1. I come up with amusing quotes at the most impromptu times. Like when I'm staring at the remote control. Isn't it weird how I just so happen to get inspiration from a remote control?
2. I'm still effin scared of Santa Claus and clowns. Maybe except for the Joker of course =D
3. I drink coffee, EVERYDAY, THRICE. And yet I come across as a lazy arse.
4. I cut my hair twice a month. It never looks different, but I still cut it for the sake of cutting.
5. I'm a BIG hypocrite. I say anorexia is stupid, but I'm obsessed with being thin =/
6. I PWN at Warcraft. And CS and HL. And erm, I'm mildly good at Photoshop. Wish I could be in the Edi board =/
7. I'm a SERIAL money-saver. I'm far from being wastrel but I'm munificent with my friends =D
8. I've been for surgery, 3 times. But I still want more!
9. I wish for really random things. Like people not dying and dogs talking. I wanna know what my dogs howling so much about.
10. I frequently think about gays and how they make the world a happier place to live in, besides PETA of course =P. And then, I wish I had a gay best friend. Like Danny Noriega O_o and Terrence =P I totally adore people who don't swing straight. Straight is boring XP
11. I may say I hate a lot of people, but I don't. I just get annoyed with them.
12. I listen to A LOT of artists. Right now, I have about 170+ different artists on my playlist. I even listen to the Beatles =P Mostly covers though. i hate that god-awful monstrosity called Hip Hop/Rap/R&B. Eminem is exceptional =)
13. I actually pray for certain bands to come to Malaysia. Radiohead, Oasis, Blur, CIWWAF and John Lennon before I realized that he's dead
14. I didn't know that the Oscars and The Academy Awards were the same thing until last year. And I didn't know what aphrodisiac meant either. I just though it was something named after Aphrodite, the Greek Goddess - turns out it is
15. I'm STILL plotting for world domination.

I'm tagging.

No one. Do it if you like. Rip it off.


Misguided?
No, again.

How to get a hangover in less than 5 minutes, that lasts for only 5 minutes.

*beams*

Yes my fellow OMFG-PEOPLE-ACTUALLY-READ-THIS-HELLFEST people, I'm back. Sort of. My online-ing is now only limited to thrice a week. Shitfest, I repeat AGAIN.
And God knows if ANYTHING blogworthy would ever turn up in this sociopath's life. That being said I hereby denounce myself from updating my blog every freaking time I get my arse online. T_T

You can cry now.

And for some inconceivable reason, I'm just too happy these days. EXCESSIVELY happy. Frankly, it's starting to creep me out.
Jill, you have to agree, no? Your deskmate is WAY too happy these days.
Thanks to my jovial-happy-happy-joy-joy-mood, my ego just ruptured at the seams. Even more than usual *nods nods*

How depressing.

Alright, I was reading peoples' blogs just now, and then I came across my dearest friend's.
Terrence is missing????? *sad face* Damn him, he should be at church more often =/
AND HOMG THE PRIEST FRIED HIS GAYESTH ARSE BWAHAHHAAHAHHAHAHA.
Damn him, he's so GAY.
He says he'll name his kids after Sonia, which is kinda doubtful..because do they give babies to gay couples? In Malaysia lu.
Soniaa Boniaa Koreaaa

Lolz.

As for my post title. Urr, that's what we did for Interact today. We had to play this game where we undergo a few headspinning stuff. And I really mean it when I say headspinning by the way. We have to put our foreheads on the tip of a stick that's straight off the ground, and we have to go in circles for 10 times. All of us [ me, Jia Yun, Bianca, Sandra, and Joevy ] ended up falling over after 10 spins. Headspinning indeed. Guhh. Then we had to grab a small pea with a chopstick and walk on a FRICKING BENCH. I didn't do that lol.
So, that was deemed as as the "How to get a hangover in less than 5 minutes, that lasts for only 5 minutes." thing. We should do that and post it up in Youtube, seriously.

Before I forget, I need Rottweiller names people. And no, don't give me Captain FooFooPants as a name or any crap similar to that unless you want plutonium down your throat.
Captain FooFooPants and Sir Humpsawall.
You go hump a wall instead.

See what I mean by ruptured ego?

Blogs in, my blog OUT.

FUGG FUGG FUGG FUGG FUGG...

OH NO.. No fugging internet for the months T_______T

Simply said, no more fangirling, no more fangirl updates, no more YAOI, no more random stupid Youtube vids, and of course, NO MORE BLOGGING FOR THE NEXT 2 MONTHS OMGWTF????

I am NOT PLEASED. NOT FRICKING PLEASED AT ALL..

And the cause of all this monstrousity? MY PARENTS. My stupid, egoistic, just plain evil parents. A week in hell for that I swear!
It's beyond my comprehension why they're behaving so impestuously. I can't even think of any ways to hate them anymore. They ruin my life without even trying. Cut short, I hate them.

Alright, the hiatus begins, NOW.

R.I.P blog-ku

They're so damn hot.

=D
Don't you think that Kate Moss and Gaspard Ulliel are the SMEXIEST [i do mean that. Bi, remember?] Europeans that ever walked [with the refinement of an angel like, duh! ] the face of this gradually-warming planet???
I suppose you do.

So, what happens when you stick them both in a Longchamp photoshoot?
Why of course, you get AWESOME SHIZNIT-I DON'T SPEAK-THE-HIP-HOP-SLANG-THANG AWESOMEFRICKINGNESS.

Pics and comments to follow :

=\ That pic makes Kate look like a human pretzel. And Gaspard looks, oblivious. He looks Pete Doherty doesn't he? Ironic.

Melikes this pic *nods*

Okay, now SHE looks like Pete Doherty.Damn, I'd kill for a mum like that. Yes, she's a FRIGGIN MUM

There're about 5 other pics, but since Blogger can be a nerve-wrecking bitch sometimes, I can't post them up =\ ..

Since my deskmate was just so sappy today, I actually got a few quotes.

J : *rants and rambles depressingly*
E : Bad things happen once in a while *hits head inside. Freaking hypocrite aren't I?* They need to happen. Bad stuff come and go, good's always there. Bad stuff doesn't always happen..
J : But it's nice when it happens. *continues the bitter protest*
E : *nods silently* What do you want me to do about that???? Kill someone you love??=\
J : NOOOOOOOO. Then get demerited 10 marks!

Anyone who read the school's purple/pink book would surely understand this.

J : *mildly denigrates*
E : *remembers quote thingy from Ugly Betty* YOU ARE A HAPPY, INTELLIGENT, ATTRACTIVE, CONFIDENT YOUNG WOMEN. *wonders if it was correct*
J : That was so gay. =\
E : Yeah, I KNOW. =D

I think I'm addicted to answering crappy questions on Yahoo! Answers

*scratches head*
Okay, isn't it weird when you're at a CF farewell party, not eating thanks to the laborious sideffecs of a stupid gastric med, and all of a sudden your sister show up totally untimed and apparently, she wanted to fetch you.
Lol?

In coherent words, I was at the CF farewell party thing. I didn't want to eat because I was having this throbbing pain in my stomach [or..erm, liver? ].. So I ended up feeding Jill with potato salad.*Here comes the chooo chooo train!!* I ended up joining Flakie in her mission to get Sonia to say "FUCK" - it's kinda odd, how can you look at Yunho and resist the urge to say FUCK?? Ya know, fugly gay Korean guys aren't really 'Say-fuck-worthy' to me but, erm, why won't you say it????
So I was just talking, whacking Yann and trying to explain to her that my boobs were above my stomach and not below them or on them as for that matter...
So all of a sudden, I hear someone calling my name, saying that my sister's here. And then I heard May Jet saying my kakak's here...Blahh, so no more farewell for me and no more feeding Jill, there goes the plane from France =P

Anyways, that was RUDE. You can't interrupt like that!
Pffffffffft..

Btw, Yann, the expansions work fine with me!!Thanks to Yahoo!Answers lol.

Click here for utter defamation from a blogger who knows a hell about disgusting.


Geez, Am I the only one who thinks that Xiaxue is made up of AWESOME?
ROFLMAO. She got a nose job, what if? At least she admited it. It was on Girls Out Aloud, or something like that.
I like her better than Dawn Yang. She looks erm, fake.

Ohhhhhh welllss

Pwn that, bitch.

*gasps hard*

Oh wow.

They ACTUALLY have Malory Towers fanfics. =O
And being the obscenity-driven idiot that I am, I'm gonna go MT yuri-hunting!
I can only imagine the amount of pairings there are in that goddamn book. *counts*

I mean, come on, they're ALL GIRLS that live in the same dorm. There's bound to be some yuri going on, yes???

Besides, the same-sex psysical attraction between girls that look at themselves stark naked and go to sleep in the same room and erm, RIDE HORSES together is absolutely UNDENIABLE. It's got to be there!

Alright.. Off I go to prove my idocracy.

But, never ever forget.. that:
I love yaoi more.

Flabbergasted at your inability to think straight.

Know when you dreadfully try to forget something, you succeed [ surpassing your doubt ] and you're satisfied with yourself because the next time you see that 'thing', you don't have to keep on telling yourself to breathe and that you're absolutely devoid from all emotions for that person, but out of the blues, someone just so happens to mention that thing and you find yourself so fricking depressed because of it? Yup, I feel that way..

Or maybe I'm just impetuous, cynical or just plain perceptive and paranoid.
Oh, shut up.
How effing stupid.
I wish I was more insouciant. I don't wanna give a damn for anything.
It's maddening to think of something that shouldn't even appear at the back of your head.
You're unnecessary.
I don't need you.

Oh joy, incoherent ramblings again.
My mum is going to kill me today. She's gonna hack me up into distorted pieces and throw me off a cliff. Oh shiet.
And then she'll probably drag up all depressing pieces of me and cook it and throw me into a reservoir.
A girl can dream, yes?

Dammit. Tomorrow's doomsday!
Well actually, tomorrow's Report Card Day/Open Day! [Less morbid enough?]

Yes, I DARE say that nonchalantly. Tomorrow's Open Day and hell, I couldn't be any more unperturbed by it. I've no absolute reason to fret, and you know what? I better hang about that way.
But that still doesn't mean I haven't got my share of complains today.*snarls*

Alright, first off. Letters from a fuming, hostile blogger who's more than likely to blow up thanks to her inability to withstand certain people's attitude.

Dear friend of mine, you can't possibly go parading around talking about someone like that. Well actually, you can. But don't you dare launch into a diatribe with me. I've got a no-nonsense thing for that if it concerns my friends. And this :
You can't call someone a retard if you don't even know them one bit. For all you know, she's SANE.
So what if she's uber thin? Stop spreading rumours. So what if the other she doesn't mind? I do! That's my friend you're stupidly ruminating about.
Pfffffffft
And you, stop reminding me of her. Please?
If I ever stop talking to you, at least you know why. Don't you say you're unmindful when that happens. You tend to do that a lot.
And please, screw the 'abandoning a friend during trouble' crap. We both know wolves aren't after us.
Again, PFFFFFFFFT.

There, now I feel better.
And now if you'd excuse me, I'm going to read that Xiaxue's blog. She really knows how to kill someone's self esteem.
Pretty cool blog.

Lol, Yann.