Pass me barbiturates, please.

My Snacking Playlist is currently on. I kid you not.

Snacking to : Peanut Butter cookies OMNOMNOMNOM.

Now listening : The Offspring - Days Go By

They sound like Foo Fighters.

If you're reading this, congratulations! You're ALIVE. You, my good friend are a breathing, walking, eating [I hope], booze-drinking member of the homo sapiens species [Badasses and idiots included] and all those apocalyptic theories about 21st December 2012 can suck it to the ninth circle of hell because...it didn't happen.

Neither did a robot zombie apocalypse that's just a far more plausible....and imminent. I'm on the forums everyday...on the comments section of Cracked no less but hey, a discussion about an impending zombie takeover is still a legit discussion okay.

Honestly, for all the hype that people were spouting years ago about the world ending and whatnot, it was relatively quiet today. Potong stim, I am disappoint. I thought I would see posts of the confessionary kind and people running around in their birthday suit declaring THE END IS NIGH. At least a "I HAD SEX WITHOUT PROTECTION BECAUSE IT'S THE END OF THE WORLD, MOFOS." would have sufficed but no, social media disappointed me.

[Except when Telekom Malaysia was on the worldwide trending list. Say what?]

Semester exams commenced and ended in the most hushed fashion. Naturally, I wanted to celebrate it, but I slept like a pig and Aaron had some stuff to do. We did go to KLCC though, completely impromptu but because I wanted to see Christmas lights and civilization in general, we went out when it was nearing 10 at night. Lol.

Jagung damn pretty at night.

Snacking on Wendy's. FAST FOOD OMG WHAIIIII LAH.

Gratuitously unwarranted picture quota = HALF-FILLED! Also,  HI DUDE I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE DOING BUT OKAY.

Me : I wanna take a picture in fireworks mode lah. There's nothing much here

Aaron : *starts doing weird hand gestures that resemble spermatic movement than actual fireworks* Pssh pshhhh [← Explosion sounds, kononnya]

Must take pictures of feet because that's what normal couples do, I think.

Excuse me while I post a picture with fountains while 'cleverly' concealing my boyfriend's face. Actually, I wanted to take one of those "ambiguous~~" shots I see on Tumblr all the time but mmhmm, yes, failure was my only option.

To be honest, I wasn't expecting a picture like this but EHH NOT BAD RIGHT?

Sans bokeh.

There's something about Christmas deco that puts a smile on my face. Christmas is about the Lord and of course, I perfectly understand that but yeah, gorgeous lights, sparkles and whatnot. How beautiful.

Here, have a redundant picture of a lamp because I suck at photography.

The deco inside and my odd attempt at playing with soft layering in Photoshop. My skillz are so rusty ):

Not mistletoe material. But it'll do!

AND a picture of JGL because I think he's gorgeous and my blog needs more of his beautiful face [and physique in general] gracing my posts.

iTunes is being a complete troll by playing songs like Last Time, Days Go By and now, I Just Had Sex. Also, All I Want For Christmas Is You. Yeah, ISEEWHATYOUDIDTHAR. 

Michael Buble's Christmas album on loop while I'm trying to fight through night time insomnia. Hence, the post title. Leaving for Ipoh in 5 hours ._.

Carby

Now listening : Imogen Heap - Wait It Out

Greetings civilians! Pages and pages of sociology notes awaits me but wait moar they shall, because I'm a dedicated blogger.

[Actually, I really don't want to study. No surprises there.]

I don't particularly remember what I've been doing the past few weeks, it passes in a blur. Assignments, mid-term, sob stories and whatnot. I'll let the pictures illustrate what I've been doing for a while lah.

Cooking rendang-like dishes at 3am. Srz kitchen skillzuh, yo.

Had our last Korean class, same day we had two oral tests. I can't resist putting this in: I had an oral partner! He has such naise hair and he's friendly! Yes! Oral Partner! Yessso! The test was alright, she said we did well (Y)

Aron treated me out because it had been ages since our last dinner together, even before my nephew was born D:Saheen is 3 months old now WOOSH. I can finally begin my long-term plan of imparting skewed knowledge into that boy's head  heh heh heh

Because I'm the designated Christmas deco lady of the house. Took me a day and a half because I kept on stopping for "Sneezing Breaks". No shit. The entire ordeal went more or less like this:
Brings boxes out and sneezes
Opens boxes and sneezes
Dusts box wearing a mask thinking it would be a genius way to avoid dust allergies...and sneezes nonetheless
Takes out deco and tree..sneezes

By the end of it, my face looked like a facelift gone wrong due to to dust allergies.

 [Yup, like that lady who injected cooking oil in her face ._.]
 BUT
It looks awfully pretty under dim light. This was how it looked last year:

Admittedly, this year's effort surpasses the last..which was also mein. Comparatively lorrrrr. My deco skillz have improved a bit ^^

Went shopping for a Christmas dress and a new wallet with Jill. I look 12, she looks gorgeous. It's gonna be 10 years since we met come next January. Woot!

I just realized how I much esteem I hold my best friends too. Hos before bros, kay..

The exterior of the church looks gorgeous at night. I sat there wishing I had a kickass camera with me that time to take a better picture, but nahh, a phone camera's good enough to capture the beauty. Etherealnyerrr.

I watched CHC's Christmas production - Ghosting - a few days ago. Pictured here is Sin Ling, a lovely girl I met in uni. Say HIIIIIII.

Oh yes, another thing. I quit the ForeverAvailable club. Gone lah my VP post. I'm dating Shin Chan.

Tallasssssss.

Yes, he can cook! Achievement unlocked.

I'll have a jiwang post later. Lul.

I love my blog. and I love my pride. If that makes me an obnoxious bitch, then so be it. No more social life rants here. Waddup Private Blog! Kalau ex-deskmate/sayang aku tau, dah memadai dah. Heh.

The author of this post is slightly mad, not even remotely hurt but a heckload of mad.

It's 8.20am. Oh man.

Throw me a rope. or a bowl of Hokkien mee would be nice too.

Now listening : Funeral Suits - Colour Fade

I find myself missing Penang more and more each day. It's funny because when I was actually living there, I swore to God my mind was only focused on leaving one day and how much I would miss Penang as much as...a fat kid loves sharing cake. Or any kid for that matter. Admit it, you like having your cake all to yourself! Unless it's a cheesecake, I suppose, cheesecakes only taste better to me once someone has pointed out whether they're amazing or not.

Okay, I'm derailing off topic.


I'm not sure if it's really the place and the people it held I miss. Or maybe it's just the familiarity of everything eventually conformed to; how one week in Penang became one year, how roads became familiar, supper times were corrupted and all. Of course, there'll always be a huge part of me that wishes I could just teleport everyone (who made it count) over there here instead. And Kwekkie who's in Taiping too. LOL.

It's going to be 2 months since I've moved here and well, it isn't necessarily bad...it's just not that good either. In retrospect, I made a helluva lot memories staying one month in Penang than 2 months southside. I suppose to a large extent, I'm being completely judgmental and biased on my opinion...

BUT PENANG HAS GOOD CHEAP AWESOME FOOD SO HAH! TAKE THAT!

Sigh. Maybe one day I'll find myself saying I miss KL. I don't think I'm coming back here to live if I had the choice. I think.

Anyhoo..

I've been listening to Funeral Suits.They're nice! They make catchy music! They make me feel so painfully hipster, I bleed thick-rimmed glasses and skinnies! Are those what hipsters wear? I don't even know, man.

I love finding good moozic.

Ssup, I'm a mean jerk. Fear me.

Thoughts while skimming through Twitter timeline:

"HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Hypocrite."

"For someone who puts a show on being all rough, tweeting stuff on being reckless and troubled and complicated, you're just one thing : Spineless."

"THIS IS WHY YOU PEOPLE SHOULD HAVE SEPARATE ACCOUNTS FOR FANDOM"

"Oh there you go. I see you trying to sound politically correct and relevant. Too bad you come off as if you have this unprecedented ability in douchebaggery.

"Me too. Let's hug!"

"Nicky, let me marry youuuuuuuuuuu.."

"Whomever invented "||OTL", you are a keyboard genius."

"Why am I even friends with this person?!"

"My own tweets literally make me wanna shoot myself in the foot. Whai."


This might just me my most offensive post yet. Terasa? Don't be. We're all pretty screwed up one way or another. Have a cookie, get some coffee. I love you all anyway!