Screwed my brains with: Joan Jett - I Love Rock and Roll
via FoxyTunes
3 days with no update? Yeah, I passed the 'blogging-reduction submission'.
Just came back from JJ with nothing but a cap and golf caddy pants.[lol Sonia ILU for making me buy this XDD] Went there with Shan, Sonia, Clare and Joel and Pat. at 11 after Novena. You'd think that spending 5 hours there would mean I watched a movie or something but annoyingly enough, we didn't. How perfectly infuriating it was that there was no proper movie to watch. Red Cliff 2? No, thank you.
So thanks to TGV's unknowing idiocracy, we spent the whole day walking around, yum cha-ing twice[Stupid Black Kenyon, their menu's so coffee-oriented. Die you lopsided, cafeine worshipping thing, die.] and thrashing [dude, literally] the fitting room while trying to get Joel to wear that pretty aunty black shirt.. It was meant for ladies. Joel you wuss, it's tight for a reason, it supposed to show off your curves!
AND, Shannon was prank-calling almost everyone telling them she's their biggest fan and that they owe her $200 something like that. She somehow managed to prank a bunch of people. There was Jean only I think. Others like Ju and Brandon and Tisha, she phailed. XDD
I wonder if Pat bought that hat and shoes. Or maybe she was too busy camwhoring with Shannon for Conor.. Dude's in Ireland, you guys.
I'm going to see his Bebo later XDD
Anyway, I have a dinner to attend. So, word out.
Oh yes, before I forget,
HAPPY BIRTHDAY YANN~
XD
"HAND ME THAT DAMN BLOODY NOVENA BOOK!"
Note : Damn bloody Novena book - a guide used in church.
Saturday, January 31, 2009
Wednesday, January 28, 2009
Does Lady GaGa ever wear pants?
Am I the only one who find Lady GaGa's songs uncannily addictive? Her songs are....lovely? No, that's so Austen-ish. Her songs are....awesomely pwnsomely cool. :) They're like...aural drugs. LOL.
But it does seem like she tries too hard with her image sometimes, in fact, it's hard to say whether she's being original or if she's just trying too hard. She seems really authentic, but there are times when you kinda doubt her individuality, as if she was trying too hard to leave a good impression.
Either way, she knows what she's doing and she's good at it too. :D
Beautiful dirty dirty rich rich dirty dirty. Beautiful. Dirty.Rich.
That part is addictive like hell! I've been singing it all morning.
I made cookies today, out of boredom. They taste nice and crunchy :D
Cam's got the date wrong, so ignore it, would you?
But it does seem like she tries too hard with her image sometimes, in fact, it's hard to say whether she's being original or if she's just trying too hard. She seems really authentic, but there are times when you kinda doubt her individuality, as if she was trying too hard to leave a good impression.
Either way, she knows what she's doing and she's good at it too. :D
Beautiful dirty dirty rich rich dirty dirty. Beautiful. Dirty.Rich.
That part is addictive like hell! I've been singing it all morning.
I made cookies today, out of boredom. They taste nice and crunchy :D
Cam's got the date wrong, so ignore it, would you?
Tuesday, January 27, 2009
As it weird as it gets.
Screwed my brains with: The Fray - Look After You
via FoxyTunes
There's someone who's sent me an email, saying how she hates my other blog and the fact that I diss a lot of people [Clearly, she's deluded. I'm ambiguous in my other blog for Chrissake]. And in another paragraph, she says that this blog is cool. Should I be flattered or just plain ticked off? I don't even know. I'm positively sure that the sender's a girl though, because I have no knowledge of a guy who types with <3s and emphasizes on the 'o' is 'so'.
Wonder why she didn't leave something in the cbox instead.
How peculiar. I could write a 500-word rant on you if that's what you want you know, I'm really good at that :)
Sighs. The things people do these days really leaves me flabbergasted.
Oh wells.
You know what, I wouldn't mind if she left something on my Cbox, the damn thing is practically empty. Give me a shout, people, regardless of you are, ILU anyways!
[Edit]
*falls down chair, laughing*
There's another mail! This time, MissIggyNoRant over here suspects I'm gay after reading a few posts..
Well, I'll give you the benefit of the doubt, I'm not really gay, I'm bisexual. :)
I doubt that it's going to change any time soon. Say all you want, love but I'm bi and loving it.
via FoxyTunes
There's someone who's sent me an email, saying how she hates my other blog and the fact that I diss a lot of people [Clearly, she's deluded. I'm ambiguous in my other blog for Chrissake]. And in another paragraph, she says that this blog is cool. Should I be flattered or just plain ticked off? I don't even know. I'm positively sure that the sender's a girl though, because I have no knowledge of a guy who types with <3s and emphasizes on the 'o' is 'so'.
Wonder why she didn't leave something in the cbox instead.
How peculiar. I could write a 500-word rant on you if that's what you want you know, I'm really good at that :)
Sighs. The things people do these days really leaves me flabbergasted.
Oh wells.
You know what, I wouldn't mind if she left something on my Cbox, the damn thing is practically empty. Give me a shout, people, regardless of you are, ILU anyways!
[Edit]
*falls down chair, laughing*
There's another mail! This time, MissIggyNoRant over here suspects I'm gay after reading a few posts..
Well, I'll give you the benefit of the doubt, I'm not really gay, I'm bisexual. :)
I doubt that it's going to change any time soon. Say all you want, love but I'm bi and loving it.
Monday, January 26, 2009
PWNED!
HELL BLOODY YEAH!!
Hades, the fiery underworld God is currently burning in the depths of himself.
I finally pwned Hades in CoM. And yes, you may call me a moron since Hades is child's play. He's really sleight-dependent as opposed to me. I never bothered with sleights, I stopped at Slide Dash! I'm more oriented towards leveling up HP and CP. I pretty much got my arse KO'd after 10 seconds when I first tried beating him, but after some phailed button-mashing endeavors, I've finally beat him at Lvl21.
And I'll save you the best part, MY CONTROLLER WENT CUCKOO. I think the D-pad is screwed or something because it's on scrolling overdrive right this moment. Imagine what I had to go through trying to LOAD the damn file. One moment it's at the first file and the next moment its at the 99th file. It just doesn't stop scrolling. I could've made use of the other controller but it's O button isn't working and that's just equally imperative as X in KH since Sora is short and he needs to jump. LOL.
So yeah, there I was trying to kick a Greek God's arse with my dysfunctional controller. It always goes back to Reload, so I used to left and right D-Pad arrow instead. And a friendly tip from an inane KH player like me, do Sora's arse a favour and substitute Fire with Ice, please. Otherwise, you'll get pwned 25 times since Fire helps Hades recover. I didn't know this beforehand until I saw the Recover sign everytime I fireball-ed Hades.
Do you know how screwed up my KH menu looks right now? Thanks to leaving the PS2 on for 5 consecutive hours without gameplay, I'm currently at..
......the 29th hour when I'm actually supposed to be at 4-5 hours of gameplay.
My PS2 is beyond a single doubt, screwed.
I'll give it to the end of this year.
*knocks wood*
Hades, the fiery underworld God is currently burning in the depths of himself.
I finally pwned Hades in CoM. And yes, you may call me a moron since Hades is child's play. He's really sleight-dependent as opposed to me. I never bothered with sleights, I stopped at Slide Dash! I'm more oriented towards leveling up HP and CP. I pretty much got my arse KO'd after 10 seconds when I first tried beating him, but after some phailed button-mashing endeavors, I've finally beat him at Lvl21.
And I'll save you the best part, MY CONTROLLER WENT CUCKOO. I think the D-pad is screwed or something because it's on scrolling overdrive right this moment. Imagine what I had to go through trying to LOAD the damn file. One moment it's at the first file and the next moment its at the 99th file. It just doesn't stop scrolling. I could've made use of the other controller but it's O button isn't working and that's just equally imperative as X in KH since Sora is short and he needs to jump. LOL.
So yeah, there I was trying to kick a Greek God's arse with my dysfunctional controller. It always goes back to Reload, so I used to left and right D-Pad arrow instead. And a friendly tip from an inane KH player like me, do Sora's arse a favour and substitute Fire with Ice, please. Otherwise, you'll get pwned 25 times since Fire helps Hades recover. I didn't know this beforehand until I saw the Recover sign everytime I fireball-ed Hades.
Do you know how screwed up my KH menu looks right now? Thanks to leaving the PS2 on for 5 consecutive hours without gameplay, I'm currently at..
......the 29th hour when I'm actually supposed to be at 4-5 hours of gameplay.
My PS2 is beyond a single doubt, screwed.
I'll give it to the end of this year.
*knocks wood*
Goof Dood
Screwed my brains with: Velvet Revolver - Come On, Come In
via FoxyTunes
My parents are wondering why I'm listening to Velvet Revolver at 1 in the morning, I should know because they have this "Maybe we should take her to the priest" look plastered on their faces and on top of it all, I AM listening to Velvet Revolver at 1.a.m. Demon-suspicions arouse, of course!
I'm back from my somewhat-grandmother's death anniversary prayer thing. Ahhh good food, goof dood, I'm delusional. Seriously, they barbecued at a death anniversary prayer. Have I mentioned that my family is nowhere near sane, and this is the very essence of why I am no different?
BARBECUE WTF?
via FoxyTunes
My parents are wondering why I'm listening to Velvet Revolver at 1 in the morning, I should know because they have this "Maybe we should take her to the priest" look plastered on their faces and on top of it all, I AM listening to Velvet Revolver at 1.a.m. Demon-suspicions arouse, of course!
I'm back from my somewhat-grandmother's death anniversary prayer thing. Ahhh good food, goof dood, I'm delusional. Seriously, they barbecued at a death anniversary prayer. Have I mentioned that my family is nowhere near sane, and this is the very essence of why I am no different?
BARBECUE WTF?
Sunday, January 25, 2009
I'm not a coconut, seriously
My FoxyTunes toolbar has fallen into interwebz oblivion.
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH. No Sunday School, biatch!
I seem like a 5 year old whenever I write Sunday School. I'm 15 dammit!
It's not like I even want to go to for SS [I don't fit in there, seriously], they're forcing us to go to the old folks' home to get a passing grade. Not just once a year, but 7! We're supposed to find one particular old folk, interview them for the next 7 times, write a report about it, and then abandon them next year. Do I really look like I want to hurt an old person by forsaking them . Think about them Fr.Paul! Do they want to be abandoned? I guess not.
I'm not making much sense now. Must be the curry. I get somewhat high on curry these days. Maybe it's because I haven't been eating curry for a long time. I get ulcers if I do.
I think I'll blog later when I'm lucid enough and able to make trivial sentences.
[Edit]
LJ's like this really annoying friend that just grows onto you.
I.. Like.. It.
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH. No Sunday School, biatch!
I seem like a 5 year old whenever I write Sunday School. I'm 15 dammit!
It's not like I even want to go to for SS [I don't fit in there, seriously], they're forcing us to go to the old folks' home to get a passing grade. Not just once a year, but 7! We're supposed to find one particular old folk, interview them for the next 7 times, write a report about it, and then abandon them next year. Do I really look like I want to hurt an old person by forsaking them . Think about them Fr.Paul! Do they want to be abandoned? I guess not.
I'm not making much sense now. Must be the curry. I get somewhat high on curry these days. Maybe it's because I haven't been eating curry for a long time. I get ulcers if I do.
I think I'll blog later when I'm lucid enough and able to make trivial sentences.
[Edit]
LJ's like this really annoying friend that just grows onto you.
I.. Like.. It.
Friday, January 23, 2009
Macduff, Macbeth. I don't care, you labradoodle.
Screwed my brains with: Interpol - Slow Hands
via FoxyTunes
Know what I've been doing since 6? Downloading this crapload of Korean songs. Why? I have no idea. I reckon it's because my playlist looked biased, I have 34 Korean songs compared to 197 Japanese songs and the rest 2000+ are English songs.
Torrents still suck by the way. They hate me, those darn things.
Anyway, school. Strangely enough, despite my wavering hate for it, I'm still going to blog about it. I love/hate school :)
So..... Today felt like a Saturday actually. Must have been because it's Installation Day.
"When we see someone, we wish them Happy Gettting Installed, okay?"
"*gawps wordlessly*...*leers* Yeah why not? Thereafter we'll ask them what service pack they're installed on"
Shannon, I refuse to congratulate people on their installation. It sounds so bizarrely mechanical, like they've always been faulty before getting installed or something..
Oh wells. Leave it at that.
For 2-3 hours, I sat with the ambiguously noisy bunch made up of the bitches, the babes, and the emo kid named JoLee. Thank heavens the speeches were short and concise, I could've got
coccydynia or something if they weren't.
..I can't remember what happened next..
..
...
....
.....
We had no free periods but oddly enough, the whole day felt empty. That teeny period of free time we had after recess was used for frantically finishing up 2 days old homework, writing emo poems courtesy of JoLee and Ern-Hui, and of course, emo-radiation,[y'know?]
English teacher came in afterwards and made me wish I could somehow scoop my insides out just so it'll seem funner than her lesson. She blathered endlessly in her inaudible voice about Macbeth and Shakespeare. Jesters and their origins followed after. Personally, even though I wasn't paying heed, I think she just elucidated the whole 17th century in 15 minutes. She's THAT good, or so it seems. I wouldn't know anyhow, I was too busy reading The Sound Machine and waving at people who pass by the class. That's one perquisite of sitting next to the door, I guess. You get to wave and glare [or at the very least, narrow your eyes so it'll seem like you're glaring. Thank you, hair!] at those bunch of unbelievably inconsiderate pompous, rude, little twats of Form1s. You'd think that they'd actually behave a little and shut their bloody arses up while the seniors are trying to study, but they don't. Not at all. You tell them to shut up, they do, for about 5 seconds or so. And then they'll continue their endeavors of trying to rip our eardrums apart. Stupid little things, I wish I could give you a lesson or ten on behaving better. See if you get some sense hammered into those rock-hard craniums of yours.
One more thing...I don't understand why they [the Form1s] move the tables in our class just as they like it. It's our class, you morons, you have your own, so go damnwell use it. At least if you use our class, stop rearranging the damn tables, particularly mine and Deskmate-ku's!
What are they even trying to achieve anyway? Better energy flow? Well sorry dear pricks, Lilian Too never said anything about feng shui in school you herd of idiots. AND I should know this, I used to be real big on feng shui, okay??
Blah. Shall Continue later. Mum screaming
via FoxyTunes
Know what I've been doing since 6? Downloading this crapload of Korean songs. Why? I have no idea. I reckon it's because my playlist looked biased, I have 34 Korean songs compared to 197 Japanese songs and the rest 2000+ are English songs.
Torrents still suck by the way. They hate me, those darn things.
Anyway, school. Strangely enough, despite my wavering hate for it, I'm still going to blog about it. I love/hate school :)
So..... Today felt like a Saturday actually. Must have been because it's Installation Day.
"When we see someone, we wish them Happy Gettting Installed, okay?"
"*gawps wordlessly*...*leers* Yeah why not? Thereafter we'll ask them what service pack they're installed on"
Shannon, I refuse to congratulate people on their installation. It sounds so bizarrely mechanical, like they've always been faulty before getting installed or something..
Oh wells. Leave it at that.
For 2-3 hours, I sat with the ambiguously noisy bunch made up of the bitches, the babes, and the emo kid named JoLee. Thank heavens the speeches were short and concise, I could've got
coccydynia or something if they weren't.
..I can't remember what happened next..
..
...
....
.....
We had no free periods but oddly enough, the whole day felt empty. That teeny period of free time we had after recess was used for frantically finishing up 2 days old homework, writing emo poems courtesy of JoLee and Ern-Hui, and of course, emo-radiation,[y'know?]
English teacher came in afterwards and made me wish I could somehow scoop my insides out just so it'll seem funner than her lesson. She blathered endlessly in her inaudible voice about Macbeth and Shakespeare. Jesters and their origins followed after. Personally, even though I wasn't paying heed, I think she just elucidated the whole 17th century in 15 minutes. She's THAT good, or so it seems. I wouldn't know anyhow, I was too busy reading The Sound Machine and waving at people who pass by the class. That's one perquisite of sitting next to the door, I guess. You get to wave and glare [or at the very least, narrow your eyes so it'll seem like you're glaring. Thank you, hair!] at those bunch of unbelievably inconsiderate pompous, rude, little twats of Form1s. You'd think that they'd actually behave a little and shut their bloody arses up while the seniors are trying to study, but they don't. Not at all. You tell them to shut up, they do, for about 5 seconds or so. And then they'll continue their endeavors of trying to rip our eardrums apart. Stupid little things, I wish I could give you a lesson or ten on behaving better. See if you get some sense hammered into those rock-hard craniums of yours.
One more thing...I don't understand why they [the Form1s] move the tables in our class just as they like it. It's our class, you morons, you have your own, so go damnwell use it. At least if you use our class, stop rearranging the damn tables, particularly mine and Deskmate-ku's!
What are they even trying to achieve anyway? Better energy flow? Well sorry dear pricks, Lilian Too never said anything about feng shui in school you herd of idiots. AND I should know this, I used to be real big on feng shui, okay??
Blah. Shall Continue later. Mum screaming
Thursday, January 22, 2009
Morbid Fixation 18 : Blog-trawling
Screwed my brains with: Gorillaz - Clint Eastwood
Dammit. I should stop blog-trawling and get back to my Add-Maths revision. I've been across bloody continents through it. It's so very addictive!
Reading blogs is so fun. I can't stop!
[edit]
Because I can't stand posts being short. Post-happy.
Screwed my brains with: Epik High - Fan
via FoxyTunes
"Why're you listening to a lot of Korean songs? Is that even Korean?"
"Urr. Yeah."
"So why?"
"Erm. Kpop is the closest thing I can ever get to liking hop-hop."
Damn torrents to the depths of Hades, may you rot in fiery hell.
2 weeks to download Remapping The Human Soul?
I'd rather go to Gaza in that period.
Anyone got a better idea? Stupid torrents.
By the way, how come LoveLoveLove sounds happy but the lyrics are so depressing?
Dammit. I should stop blog-trawling and get back to my Add-Maths revision. I've been across bloody continents through it. It's so very addictive!
Reading blogs is so fun. I can't stop!
[edit]
Because I can't stand posts being short. Post-happy.
Screwed my brains with: Epik High - Fan
via FoxyTunes
"Why're you listening to a lot of Korean songs? Is that even Korean?"
"Urr. Yeah."
"So why?"
"Erm. Kpop is the closest thing I can ever get to liking hop-hop."
Damn torrents to the depths of Hades, may you rot in fiery hell.
2 weeks to download Remapping The Human Soul?
I'd rather go to Gaza in that period.
Anyone got a better idea? Stupid torrents.
By the way, how come LoveLoveLove sounds happy but the lyrics are so depressing?
Wednesday, January 21, 2009
Like a ladder waiting outside the window of a burning house, the phone number of an expert, or ketchup, help is often missing just when you need it.
Screwed my brains with: All-American Rejects - Gives You Hell
First off, HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO MY DARLING-EST, INDIAN FRIEND, ERN-HUI!
HYLO ERN-HUI. May blessings rain down on you in the form of a Korean pop star.
Love,
Your Chinese[-ed?] friend, Charanya.
.....
Mum's back from surgery looking lethargic and sick. I hope she'll get well soon and I hope that it's nothing serious.
My post title, agree with it, okay? You'll never guess where I got it. NEVER. My brains? No, NEVER.
Right now, I'm currently hankering after A Series Of Unfortunate Events books. I've only got the first 3 and I need the rest. Who cares if they're outdated, I need those 10 books. Yeah, absurdist fiction is awesome.
Skipped school today. Blah.
Debate auditions were cancelled yesterday thanks to imprecise information. Get it right, people!
But it's on tomorrow, sadly. So good luck to Kris, Shan, Joevy, Fiona and Jojo. As for me, I don't need luck, I need a miracle.
And perhaps a better grip on grammar.
Phail.
[edit]
http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=Asz534dGJsmvabSSJQSrDrwjzKIX;_ylv=3?qid=20081107135558AAReH2E
So useless. That's not my Y!A account btw
First off, HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO MY DARLING-EST, INDIAN FRIEND, ERN-HUI!
HYLO ERN-HUI. May blessings rain down on you in the form of a Korean pop star.
Love,
Your Chinese[-ed?] friend, Charanya.
.....
Mum's back from surgery looking lethargic and sick. I hope she'll get well soon and I hope that it's nothing serious.
My post title, agree with it, okay? You'll never guess where I got it. NEVER. My brains? No, NEVER.
Right now, I'm currently hankering after A Series Of Unfortunate Events books. I've only got the first 3 and I need the rest. Who cares if they're outdated, I need those 10 books. Yeah, absurdist fiction is awesome.
Skipped school today. Blah.
Debate auditions were cancelled yesterday thanks to imprecise information. Get it right, people!
But it's on tomorrow, sadly. So good luck to Kris, Shan, Joevy, Fiona and Jojo. As for me, I don't need luck, I need a miracle.
And perhaps a better grip on grammar.
Phail.
[edit]
http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=Asz534dGJsmvabSSJQSrDrwjzKIX;_ylv=3?qid=20081107135558AAReH2E
So useless. That's not my Y!A account btw
Tuesday, January 20, 2009
I need the commas. And the words. And the adjectives.
Screwed my brains with: Panic At The Disco - Northern Downpour
*smacks forehead, hard.*
Quit being so mopey, it's annoying. Either you stop talking to me or quit being so depressed..It's affecting me dammit!
Make up your mind, and stick to it.
*smacks forehead, hard.*
Quit being so mopey, it's annoying. Either you stop talking to me or quit being so depressed..It's affecting me dammit!
Make up your mind, and stick to it.
Monday, January 19, 2009
LoveGame
HELLO BITCHES I'M BACK.
Run, bitches.
I should stop saying bitch.
And stop with the large font.
Can't help it, sorry.
My monitor is scarily huge and it's nooohh....
So again.
Bitches and babes, I'm back to impose my wrath of sparkly happiness onto yoooh..
Run, bitches.
I should stop saying bitch.
And stop with the large font.
Can't help it, sorry.
My monitor is scarily huge and it's nooohh....
So again.
Bitches and babes, I'm back to impose my wrath of sparkly happiness onto yoooh..
Wednesday, January 7, 2009
Caffeinism. Yeah, it's a word.
Screwed my brains with: Fall Out Boy - Dance, Dance
It's too late into this, I mean, it's the 7th already and I still haven't posted my 2009 resolutions.
Oh well, here goes my pathetic attempt at it. Comments to follow, not surprisingly.
1. Reduce the amount of times I say F--- to very, very little oblivion.
The reason why is far beyond my low comprehension. I'm superficial, blah. It's just, too vulgar for a 15 year old? No. Actually it's vulgarity is fine by me, regardless of age. Maybe it's just getting too boring to say f--- all the time. Besides, it's part of my convoluted be-holier-than-thou plan. So, yeah, it has to go. The stand-ins are going as well. Goodbye, frick and eff.
2. My holier-than-thou plan aka I'mma be a better person this year even if it means being priggish, pious little twat. My plan includes
a. Limit the sarcasm although it's pretty much dead now [Where art thou, sarcasm?];
b. Stop being so rude to elders. No, make that everyone around me. Stop being rude, Ezz;
c. Be more responsible. eg: Do my homework, pass things up on time. Yeah, seriously.
3. Slash the caffeine consumption by a huge amount. There, I said it.
Unfortunately for me, caffeine has a lot of bad side-effects. Apparently, excessive consumption results in withdrawal symptoms : Possible headache, irritability, an inability to concentrate, drowsiness, insomnia and pain in the stomach, upper body, and joints. Wait. Does that mean my gastritis is caused by my caffeine intoxication? WTH?
Wiki says :
Nervousness: Umm. No?
Irritability : Yeah. It's like I'm constantly PMS-ing.
Anxiety : LOL
Tremors : Vaguely, yeah.
Muscle twitching : Randomly, yeah.
Insomnia : ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
Headaches : Umm.
...Tachycardia! : Nope. Hah!
Oh crap. I really do need to stop, don't I? But I can't, you know I'm too fixated with coffee. I love it to bits, I can't stop dammit. If I were to choose between crack and coffee, I'll choose coffee!! It's my non-mind distorting drug.
Sighs.
4.STOP CAPSLOCKING SO MUCH ON MY BLOG BY THE WAY IT'S REALLY FUN TO IGNORE PUNCTUATION WHEN YOU WRITE SENTENCES EXCEPT FOR THE PART THAT IT MIGHT LEAD TO THE ASSUMPTION THAT YOU'RE SCREAMING YOUR LUNGS OFF AND YOU'VE GOT NO PROPER ENGLISH EDUCATION EITHER HELLO I'M NOT SCREAMING AT YOU SO STOP GIVING ME THAT LOOK I'M SANE I TELL YOU SANEEEEEE.
Okay? Okay.
5. Hello. My Engrish is slowly becoming badder. So I need to fix it lar. Must go learn summore big big words. Buden no one will understand me wor. Nevermind lar. I still go learn to talk better engrish so i don't fail my engrish okay? then i takut takut helena compare my bad engrish to singaporean/vietnam/God knows where else she went pulak. Aiyah, if get c also it mean something right? at least never fail wert. hopefully can get passing grade for engrish lor. then i can safe safe enter college.
Translation : Go figure :D
Manglish is awesome, I tell you. No one even knows what you're taking about. Imagine speaking this in UK or US or something. Expulsion!
6. Learn Hokkien with Sonia!
Well actually, I only want the swear words.
7. Delete 1000+ songs off my playlist.
I barely even listen to some. Barely? No, that's not the word. 'Never' is the word.
8. Study, zealously.
No joke here. I need to be more serious this time. Seriously, NO JOKE. I should wipe out that fat grin on my face now.
And the last.
9. Stop blogging so much. [Huge smiley sadley here]
Because now that I'm going to have a more chaotic schedule in Form4, I've to organize all my priorities and the blogs have to drop a few places. So, no more daily postings. I shall go emotionally, verbally self-mutilate myself now. Does anyone even understand that?
Make way for war, people.
Dammit. Before I forget, Sims 3! It's going to be released on Feb 20th. And holy crap, by the looks of it, it's going to be amazing. 60 unique, individual traits. Neighbourhood exploration. Customizable shoes, clothes and furniture. and this : "When customizing hair, the player is shown a circle with all shades and hues of colors, and able to choose different main hair color, tips, roots, and even highlights."
Oh my God. This is going to be groundbreaking. I won't be surprised at all if it breaks records.
Oh and, who's that anon in my cbox? If you're reading this, who are you?
[Edit]
This is what help channel out my inner sick puppy.
The shorter version is here.
It's too late into this, I mean, it's the 7th already and I still haven't posted my 2009 resolutions.
Oh well, here goes my pathetic attempt at it. Comments to follow, not surprisingly.
1. Reduce the amount of times I say F--- to
The reason why is far beyond my low comprehension. I'm superficial, blah. It's just, too vulgar for a 15 year old? No. Actually it's vulgarity is fine by me, regardless of age. Maybe it's just getting too boring to say f--- all the time. Besides, it's part of my convoluted be-holier-than-thou plan. So, yeah, it has to go. The stand-ins are going as well. Goodbye, frick and eff.
2. My holier-than-thou plan aka I'mma be a better person this year even if it means being priggish, pious little twat. My plan includes
a. Limit the sarcasm although it's pretty much dead now [Where art thou, sarcasm?];
b. Stop being so rude to elders. No, make that everyone around me. Stop being rude, Ezz;
c. Be more responsible. eg: Do my homework, pass things up on time. Yeah, seriously.
3. Slash the caffeine consumption by a huge amount. There, I said it.
Unfortunately for me, caffeine has a lot of bad side-effects. Apparently, excessive consumption results in withdrawal symptoms : Possible headache, irritability, an inability to concentrate, drowsiness, insomnia and pain in the stomach, upper body, and joints. Wait. Does that mean my gastritis is caused by my caffeine intoxication? WTH?
Wiki says :
In large amounts, and especially over extended periods of time, caffeine can lead to a condition known as caffeinism.[66][67] Caffeinism usually combines caffeine dependency with a wide range of unpleasant physical and mental conditions including nervousness, irritability, anxiety, tremulousness, muscle twitching (hyperreflexia), insomnia, headaches, respiratory alkalosis, and heart palpitations.[68][69] Furthermore, because caffeine increases the production of stomach acid, high usage over time can lead to peptic ulcers, erosive esophagitis, and gastroesophageal reflux disease.[70]
Uhh. Checklist!Nervousness: Umm. No?
Irritability : Yeah. It's like I'm constantly PMS-ing.
Anxiety : LOL
Tremors : Vaguely, yeah.
Muscle twitching : Randomly, yeah.
Insomnia : ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
Headaches : Umm.
...Tachycardia! : Nope. Hah!
Oh crap. I really do need to stop, don't I? But I can't, you know I'm too fixated with coffee. I love it to bits, I can't stop dammit. If I were to choose between crack and coffee, I'll choose coffee!! It's my non-mind distorting drug.
Sighs.
4.STOP CAPSLOCKING SO MUCH ON MY BLOG BY THE WAY IT'S REALLY FUN TO IGNORE PUNCTUATION WHEN YOU WRITE SENTENCES EXCEPT FOR THE PART THAT IT MIGHT LEAD TO THE ASSUMPTION THAT YOU'RE SCREAMING YOUR LUNGS OFF AND YOU'VE GOT NO PROPER ENGLISH EDUCATION EITHER HELLO I'M NOT SCREAMING AT YOU SO STOP GIVING ME THAT LOOK I'M SANE I TELL YOU SANEEEEEE.
Okay? Okay.
5. Hello. My Engrish is slowly becoming badder. So I need to fix it lar. Must go learn summore big big words. Buden no one will understand me wor. Nevermind lar. I still go learn to talk better engrish so i don't fail my engrish okay? then i takut takut helena compare my bad engrish to singaporean/vietnam/God knows where else she went pulak. Aiyah, if get c also it mean something right? at least never fail wert. hopefully can get passing grade for engrish lor. then i can safe safe enter college.
Translation : Go figure :D
Manglish is awesome, I tell you. No one even knows what you're taking about. Imagine speaking this in UK or US or something. Expulsion!
6. Learn Hokkien with Sonia!
Well actually, I only want the swear words.
7. Delete 1000+ songs off my playlist.
I barely even listen to some. Barely? No, that's not the word. 'Never' is the word.
8. Study, zealously.
No joke here. I need to be more serious this time. Seriously, NO JOKE. I should wipe out that fat grin on my face now.
And the last.
9. Stop blogging so much. [Huge
Because now that I'm going to have a more chaotic schedule in Form4, I've to organize all my priorities and the blogs have to drop a few places. So, no more daily postings. I shall go emotionally, verbally self-mutilate myself now. Does anyone even understand that?
Make way for war, people.
Dammit. Before I forget, Sims 3! It's going to be released on Feb 20th. And holy crap, by the looks of it, it's going to be amazing. 60 unique, individual traits. Neighbourhood exploration. Customizable shoes, clothes and furniture. and this : "When customizing hair, the player is shown a circle with all shades and hues of colors, and able to choose different main hair color, tips, roots, and even highlights."
Oh my God. This is going to be groundbreaking. I won't be surprised at all if it breaks records.
Oh and, who's that anon in my cbox? If you're reading this, who are you?
[Edit]
This is what help channel out my inner sick puppy.
The shorter version is here.
Saturday, January 3, 2009
Cries.
Screwed my brains with: Keane - Somewhere Only We Know
I'm convinced dammit! Convinced that I'm going to have a very, very bad year ahead.
*weeps uncontrollably*
WHY oh why didn't I study my permanently-stupid arse off for trials?
Now, I'm forced to pay by being in the same class as.....as....as THOSE THREE PEOPLE.
*cries inconsolably*
WHYY????????
I'm screwed, dammit.
Now where'd I put that History book?
[Edit]
I'm so borreedddd!!!!!!!!1111111oneoneoneoneone
If it makes me feel any better, I'm gonna go mofo leet-speak on this whole post. Seriously, people!! I have nothing, and I do mean NOTHING to blog about. How pathetic and sad can my blog get? Oh right, there's the word despondency in my blog, OF COURSE.
Lookie. Rant topic!
The Sekretariat Selamatkan Bahasa Melayu (Save Bahasa Melayu Secretariat) will organize a gathering of 100,000 people to protest against the use of English in the teaching of Science and Mathematics.
Now let's see what's wrong in that sentence?
Sekretariat oddly sounds exactly like secretariat, doesn't it?
Wow. Could someone please clarify me on which language existed first?
Yeeeesh. It's one thing that the education ministry has turned us all into grades-fixated nerds through school exams. It's another that the scholarship quota is so downright prejudiced. And then there's this.
WTH?
ENGLISH - INTERNATIONAL LANGUAGE LAH, PEOPLE!
What do they expect us to do? Learn Science and Maths in Malay, further our studies in English, AND PHAILZUH????
Our country is so screwed. I actually feel bad for it.
I'm convinced dammit! Convinced that I'm going to have a very, very bad year ahead.
*weeps uncontrollably*
WHY oh why didn't I study my permanently-stupid arse off for trials?
Now, I'm forced to pay by being in the same class as.....as....as THOSE THREE PEOPLE.
*cries inconsolably*
WHYY????????
I'm screwed, dammit.
Now where'd I put that History book?
[Edit]
I'm so borreedddd!!!!!!!!1111111oneoneoneoneone
If it makes me feel any better, I'm gonna go mofo leet-speak on this whole post. Seriously, people!! I have nothing, and I do mean NOTHING to blog about. How pathetic and sad can my blog get? Oh right, there's the word despondency in my blog, OF COURSE.
Lookie. Rant topic!
The Sekretariat Selamatkan Bahasa Melayu (Save Bahasa Melayu Secretariat) will organize a gathering of 100,000 people to protest against the use of English in the teaching of Science and Mathematics.
Now let's see what's wrong in that sentence?
Sekretariat oddly sounds exactly like secretariat, doesn't it?
Wow. Could someone please clarify me on which language existed first?
Yeeeesh. It's one thing that the education ministry has turned us all into grades-fixated nerds through school exams. It's another that the scholarship quota is so downright prejudiced. And then there's this.
WTH?
ENGLISH - INTERNATIONAL LANGUAGE LAH, PEOPLE!
What do they expect us to do? Learn Science and Maths in Malay, further our studies in English, AND PHAILZUH????
Our country is so screwed. I actually feel bad for it.
Thursday, January 1, 2009
Rebuff
I've just finished watching Tropic Thunder and I must say in one word, it was AWESOME. Aside from the unwarranted usage of profanities, it was pretty cool. Robert Downey Jr's acting was by far the most coolest of the bunch. Lincoln Osiris ftw!
[Walking through the jungle, Kirk refers to the Oscar worthy performances]
Kirk Lazarus: Everybody knows you never go full retard.
Tugg Speedman: What do you mean?
Kirk Lazarus: Check it out. Dustin Hoffman, 'Rain Man,' look retarded, act retarded, not retarded. Counted toothpicks, cheated cards. Autistic, sho'. Not retarded. You know Tom Hanks, 'Forrest Gump.' Slow, yes. Retarded, maybe. Braces on his legs. But he charmed the pants off Nixon and won a ping-pong competition. That ain't retarded. Peter Sellers, "Being There." Infantile, yes. Retarded, no. You went full retard, man. Never go full retard. You don't buy that? Ask Sean Penn, 2001, "I Am Sam." Remember? Went full retard, went home empty handed...
I confess, I got that from Wikiquote. But honestly, for those of you who haven't watch it, go watch it!
Ahhhh Kirk Lazarus. I wish I could watch Satan's Alley. If only it existed.
Other than that, I really wanna watch Pineapple Express, it's not available in Malaysia, so that's why I'm a little late into this..
"The best way to celebrate a new year is by eating authentic Ipoh ngah choi kai."
[Walking through the jungle, Kirk refers to the Oscar worthy performances]
Kirk Lazarus: Everybody knows you never go full retard.
Tugg Speedman: What do you mean?
Kirk Lazarus: Check it out. Dustin Hoffman, 'Rain Man,' look retarded, act retarded, not retarded. Counted toothpicks, cheated cards. Autistic, sho'. Not retarded. You know Tom Hanks, 'Forrest Gump.' Slow, yes. Retarded, maybe. Braces on his legs. But he charmed the pants off Nixon and won a ping-pong competition. That ain't retarded. Peter Sellers, "Being There." Infantile, yes. Retarded, no. You went full retard, man. Never go full retard. You don't buy that? Ask Sean Penn, 2001, "I Am Sam." Remember? Went full retard, went home empty handed...
I confess, I got that from Wikiquote. But honestly, for those of you who haven't watch it, go watch it!
Ahhhh Kirk Lazarus. I wish I could watch Satan's Alley. If only it existed.
Other than that, I really wanna watch Pineapple Express, it's not available in Malaysia, so that's why I'm a little late into this..
"The best way to celebrate a new year is by eating authentic Ipoh ngah choi kai."
It's here.
HAPPY NEW YEAR GUYS!!!!! I LOVE YOU ALL!!
No elaborate speech this time. I'm off to watch Tropic Thunder.
Have a blessed time =)
No elaborate speech this time. I'm off to watch Tropic Thunder.
Have a blessed time =)
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