I don't mind going, but I do mind dying

Screwed my brains with: Suneohair [Honey & Clover OST] - Waltz
via FoxyTunes

Of all places, they go to to neighbouring country. Correction, WE go to neighbouring country. Whatever it is, we'd best to be going to Singapore in December.

Fricks. Indonesia in 3 bloody hours. So goodbye world. This might just be my last blog post.I'll tell you why.
A. The plane might get hijacked by psychotic terrorists and we'll plunge to our doom.
B. The place we're staying in might just get bombed by again, the psycho terrorists.
C. I might just decide to commit suicide while in Bali.
D. I might just drown in the sea. I can't swim.. What a painfully embarrassing confession.

But still, I'm caught between anticipatory and apathetic. If I die, my game consoles shall go to Shannon. O_o
&& my DVDs shall go to..Kristal..That includes Heroes Season1&2, Scrubs1-3, Gossip Girl Season1, Grey's Season1-3 and House Season 1-4.

Anyway, I'll be back on Monday. With chocolates, I hope.

Byebye world

Holy Cripe!

Screwed my brains with: Epik High - Fan

Damn, I came here to blog about a certain something, and I forgot what it is. Don't you just hate it when that happens?
Pfffffft. I'll just crap some stuff out and it'll fall in place somewhere between lines.

I FINALLY watched Quantum of Solace yesterday. It's really fast-paced. Like 5 minutes after that pursuit scene, there's the whole deal of running around in Siena. The ending, was really..normal. No shockers. How sad.
The movie was not that bad but not that good either. Casino Royale was honestly better. But the one thing that still remained the same was Daniel Craig *swoons uncontrollably*.
Wai Lynn, he's hot isn't he? XD
I'm not kidding, Daniel Craig is absolute smex. I still like him in Casino a little bit more...
Go guess why.


I'm lazy as hell right now. I'll continue blogging later.

Saint Ezri?

Screwed my brains with: Rooney - When Did Your Heart Go Missing?

CANONIZE ME DAMMIT.
No kidding.
So far, I've helped 3 people with their blog problems. Okay, so maybe 3 isn't such a notable number AND there's this 100% chance that I'm making a mountain out of a molehill right now, but honestly, I'm awesome I tell you.. When it comes to Blogger and HTML, I almost certainly and undeniably am.

......

Holy crap. I think I just a did a Jared Leto. You know, pompous arsehole, cocky idiot and all.
Get the picture?

Lolz. I'm serious here, people! I've helped Sonia, Elle, [who gives a crap about Oxford commas?] and uncertainly, Joevy? [Idek. Did your problem get solved, Joev?] regarding their blog problems.

I've absolutely no clue on how I know the kinks and cricks on this thing. Maybe I've just been blogging for a dreadfully long period of time that Blogger errors soon become....customary to me.
Either that or I'm just a complete and utter n00b who goes to Yahoo! Answers every damned time I get my arse into an interwebz-predicament.

Ooh. I like that word, interwebz-predicament.

Right. I can't wait to rub this into every Twilight-fangirl's face.

Oh Lookie

*falls of chair, bleeding and laughing*
See, it got mostly 'shockingly' dire reviews. But that still doesn't mean I'm not going to watch it.
Yeah, as much as I don't like saying this, I'm going to be watching Twilight. Only because it's a vampire-themed movie, and not because it's Twilight.
Somehow, I wish I was as hyped about it as last time, when only a handful of people I knew were Twilight-fixated. Not like now where almost every 14 year old Miley Cyrus-worshipping teenybopper's a fangirl.

It's so frightening, really.

On the other hand, I like the soundtrack. Especially Paramore's Decode. Has anyone seen the vid? Hayley's hair = BLOODY AWESOME.
Here.

I hate extremely adorable fictional characters with gay names, period.

Screwed my brains with: Matt Nathanson - Come On Get Higher
via FoxyTunes

Know what I like doing?
I like posting crap on my blog, complete with stupid post titles, even stupider post contents and lastly, shamelessly biased reviews.

Today's post is no different.
But first, DISSIDIA. fullstop.
In case you're wondering, "apa tu Dissidia?", it's the new Final Fantasy game due this December 28th exclusively on the......PSP. *evil laugh at you*
The awesomely-awesome cover looks like something out of FF6. the colours and the design, they look so..FF6-ish. Very mellow and serene, but still has that certain darkness to it.



Yeah I know, it's YELLOW.
But still, DISSIDIA!!
It'll be epic. EPIC.EPIC.

It's out next month, and I will have it dammit!
It won't be very cheap either, but I'll try..
....
I still have this huge, paedophile-like grin slapped across my face.
I'll spill everything about the game here since I'm just so super-excited..
Dissidia's characters are basically PLAYABLE antagonists and protagonists from installments of the main FF series. There'll also be a few new characters.
And even with all those characters clashing, there's definitely going to be a storyline to complete, apparently.
Weapons are customizable, alternate costumes exist, gils, yada yada yada. It's just like any other awesome FF game.

And this too:
Summons will be accessible using Summon Stones. There will be over 50 different summons, each with a different effect.^[11] So far, Ifrit and Carbuncle have been revealed on the Japanese website of Dissidia.^[12]

[insert mildly-hardcore gamer squeal here]

This is, RPG HEAVEN

And now, my favourite bit. The characters.
[ sadistic death laugh goes here]

From Final Fantasy:-
Garland and that Warrior of Light fella.
Gay names, I KNOW.

FFII:-
Firion and that stupid Emperor.







That psycho, blond emperor.



















Firion...*falls of chair laughing*













FFIII:-
Onion knight and Cloud of Darkness dude.
Seriously, WHAT'S WITH THE GHEI NAMES? CLOUD OF DARKNESS WTF? AND ONION KNIGHT? ONION KNIGHT?! I bet his nickname would be Tree of Happiness. HOW SILLY.







Onion Knight *falls of chair laughing*

















Cloud Of Darkness...has boobies. Really exposed boobies.
Lolz.













FFIV
Cecil Harvey and Golbez.
CECIL HARVEY?! How effeminate can Japan get? It's still a good thing, though.






Cecil Harvey. Is that guy or a girl?

















Golbez looks like BlackWarGreymon. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA














FFV:-
Bartz Klauser and Exdeath.
You know what, I'm not gonna comment on their names anymore.




Bartz Klauser ROFLMAO






















Cool name... Colourful, fat guy.











FFVI:-
Terra and Kefka
MY FAVOURITES!!






2nd most coolest, maniacal, clown-looking villain evah!
Joker's still the best though.















Terra dunnowhat'shersecondname.
















BEST FF EVER, period.
FFVII:-
Cloud and Sephiroth.



WHAAAAAAAAA SHOOO CUTEEEEEE.
Sackboy version of Sephy = SO CUTE.










Even I wonder sometimes why I don't put really kickass pics of Sephiroth and Cloud but instead slap my blog with chibi pics instead.












FFVIII:-
Squall and Ultimecia.
Stupidest bitch boss ever.




Looks so thin.






















*chunters*
This is misogynistic. What's their obsession with exposing boobies but not moobies?
EQUAL RIGHTS DAMMIT.
















FFIX:-
Kuja and Zidane.
Ghei Zidane




*smirks*













GHEI.









And lastly,
FFX:-
Jecht and Tidus






Tidus. CUTE~

















I hate Jecht, seriously.














There. Took me 3 hours. But there. Now, I'm content.
Now if you'll excuse me, I need to go finish up FFX.

Failure

Screwed my brains with: The Strokes - Reptilia
via FoxyTunes

My blog layout = /=4]1\_//23


Leet speak is awesome.

Change!

Now playing: All-American Rejects - Dirty Little Secrets
via FoxyTunes


I'm changing my blog layout. I'm making it purely black till I can get a better one.
This one's getting really boring anyway.

Vague, vauge, vague

Now playing: The Fray - Look After You
via FoxyTunes

Yesterday was the last day of my lower secondary years..
And also of this year's school term.
I'm glad [more of surprised actually] to know that I wasn't such an emotional wreck yesterday, especially since....you know lah.

But still, how saddening.
I won't be seeing my friends for 1 and half month [MUST GO OUT, PEOPLE =)]. I'll miss them like fuck hell.
And then there's the bunch of Form5's who are leaving..Will miss some of them..
Good luck in your SPM although I doubt you're reading this.
Fine, invisible good luck wishes to every Form5-er

I'm convinced that I'm going to die somewhere around 26th to 4th. Bombings are really prevalent, even with those bombers executed.
Frick, I'm going to die, aren't I?
FrickFrickFrickFrickFrickFrickFrick

I can't effing die, till after my PMR results come out.
Geez.

For some incomprehensible reason, this post shall be short.
I'm running out of words to say.

Excuse the profanities

Now playing: DBSK - Mirotic
via FoxyTunes

Don't ask me why. It's the side effect of being surrounded by Kpop fangirls every time I'm at school.

Anyway, it's 7.19a.m now. School starts in one minute but I'm here at home. Not at at school.
Fuck my parents. Seriously. Fuck them.
I just can't believe how little effort they put into ruining my life.
Well here's a sincere thought, why don't you just kill me instead? That's right. And make it short, but painful.

This is probably THE worst last week of school I've ever been in. I'm not going to school properly, I'm sleeping at 3 in the fucking morning.
My parents? THEY FUCKING SUCK. They're being dreadfully unreasonable for telling me to skip school because it's that last week. FOR THAT? Seriously, for THAT?
Maybe you haven't notice, but I actually like school. I have friends there, people who actually know that I exist.
And you, you just love screwing that up don't you?
I can't possibly hate my parents more that right now. At least, I don't think it's likely.
But knowing them and their ways, it wouldn't really take them a mile to make me hate them.

This can't be happening.

Quit calling me a whiny little bitch, you don't know what I'm going through. It's not like I can vent it out just everywhere now can I?
So here's to blogs, the uncomplaining whining place and my biggest best friend.

Oh right, A BIG FAT SORRY to all the peepz at school. Promised you a CD, but due to certain circumstances, I couldn't make it.
SO DAMN SORRY.
Really, really am.
-Ezz.

And Jill, I know I promised to be present the whole week, and 'm sorry for that. For not keeping that promise. Tell you all about it in school, thanks.

*falls of chair, bleeding*


http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1764710

Manorexic.

Now playing: Cobra Starship - Snakes On A Plane [Bring It]

Maja is inexplicably hot :D
And if anyone saw this vid, doesn't Billy Beckett look adorkable?

In reference to this post, I wanna post up a vid of the most over-fixated reaction to Twilight's trailer ever. At least in what've I seen, I mean.
In other words, I just need to post up some crap on my blog, an update really.
Also, I need to laugh. Bet you will too after watching this.




LOLZ.
Got this off someone's blog.

If things would go my way.

Now playing: The Strokes - Someday

It hurts to think, but I want you to stay sometimes.
Promises, they break before they're made.

This is such an illegitimate post. I'm not even supposed to be online, I've been banned on account of excessive abuse usage of the interwebz.
Sue me if you want.

I'm thinking about joining the school debate team next year. Dishwasher Shannon has been persuading me to join next year, and sadly, it's working. I really do want to join it, nevermind the possible humiliation, or the depressing ass-kicking by kickass SMI debaters. What's even sadder is that my dad was an SMI debater -_-
But still, I WANT TO DEBATE.
Problem is, I can't. Well at least I don't think I can. I'll probably freeze up and get all my words jumbled. Shannon believes that I can argue my points well, I beg to differ my dear. I'm very much capable of turning a whole debate into an argument because of my impetuousness.
Damn friggin it, JOIN OR WHAT?

I find choices disturbing. Why can't things go our own way? Screw the misconduct, I want things to go my way. I mean c'mon, if things were my way, the world would be undeniably better.
The population'll be made up of 72% of sadistic misandrists. Including guys, they could be self-loathsome too. :D
And global warming would be done with.
Gay marriages are most definitely acceptable. [Not everyone's Christian, love]
Dogs would get better food. [Erm, yeah.]
and gay guys could walk naked all over town please and thank you.
And Malaysia? Well, I'mma leave this blank, takut takut go to juve/ISA or what.

Anyhoo, speaking about presidency and my way my way on the highway stupid Limp song .
OBAMA WON~ Democrats FTOW bitch.
Okay fine, I admit. I'm 3 days late, but like I said, BANNED FROM ZE INTERWEBZ.

Moving on, stuff at school. Miss MGS was just LAME.
Right.
Yesterday, thanks to China and India's constant bickering[China has silk, but India doesn't wanna give spices apparently.], we've reached a mutual decision.
The establishment of The United Nations of/IN Distress..

And this is the organization chart:-

United Nations of/in Distress.

Prez : Francis Sianne of France - Self-proclaimed prez, MOI. I'm a cheesemaker.=]
Vice. Prez : YunJia Ham Choi of The Isolated Country From Under The Sea - Jia Yun
Secretary of Defence : Indiana Jones of India - Andrina who also happens to be the Founder
Secretary of Food Supplies : Sorea-la [pronounced, Sorry-lah] of South Korea - Sonia
Treasurer : Ass-sana bin Laid of Iraq - Anna
Reserve Treasurer : Jill de Janeiro of Rio de Janeiro - Jillian. There's a reserve treasurer because Ass-sana might just run off with all the money.
Communist leader : Noneid-lah of North Korea - Kristal, the terrorist.
Hijacker : Yann Chi-Nah of China - Sze Yann, also a founder.

Members:
Alp'n-Syee of Switzerland - Chui Yee
Bianda of Canada - Bianca
Eu-Kis-Tan of Pakistan - Eunice who's prbably gonna hunt me down with a machete and kill em if she sees this.
Folan of Finland - Fiona
May-Niak of Romania - May Yian
Nessay of Indonesia - Carey
Poperene of Italy - Serene who got this name from the Pope. -__-"
Shanab of Saudi Arabia - Dishwasher Shannon
Tun-Bra of Iceland - JoLee... You're like the Lord of Bras or something. XD
Tundra of Greenland - Sandra
Z-land of New Zealand - Joevy.

We got really bored, and that's how this came to be. The inane names followed after.
Thank you post-PMR-boredom, thanks very much.

I PROTEST

....Beauty pageants in my opinion, are pointlessly amusing.
The catwalk and the bitchfights, they weave together to make kickass entertainment for random people like me.
I've always had an inexplicable, incomprehensible penchant for beauty contests, be it ANTM or ordinary school beauty pageants, like say Miss MGS. Which has been aptly selected to be my rant-topic today.

Miss MGS - Some beauty contest whereby each class from Form3 has to send two representatives. The two representatives then undergo a series of rounds [ranging from talent and IQ and whatnot] to ascertain whether they're fit to be the crowned as the next Miss MGS.
Basically, it's a beauty pageant held for absolute fun and not meant to diminish an ordinary girl's already-mutilated self-confidence.
:D Coudn't resist.

But this year, Miss MGS is anything except what I want to watch.
I'm atrociously shocked. The judges had 7 hot [and oh-so talented. No I'm not getting paid for this] girls to pick from and they picked one that looked like [in Irene's words] HERCULES?
Let me rephrase that, A TRANNY-LOOKING-BUT-IDEK-CLAD-IN-BRIGHT-BARNEY-PURPLE HERCULES ZOMGWTFBBQ MAN

WTH?
I'm not digressing, yet. I still need to throw you some angsty rants.
Are they blind or something? Colour blind? She was something so hideously purple even a rainbow coloured hippo would look remarkably sexier compared to her.

Right, so maybe I'm being faintly bigoted because I DID have some rotten-apple friendship with her once. We were friends from 7 till 10 until one day, she decided to ditch me altogether for her public phone-junkie friends. I do thank her though, for teaching me good Tamil, something that I have never ever actually put to good use. Ironically, she's Malay. :\
But still, I can't help but to feel a little nauseated with the judges' choice. It was if they had never bothered to evaluate thoroughly in the first place. It was if they just said, "Bahh who cares. Miss MGS only wert. No one would be bothered"

Well guess what? Your indifferent attitude has just made it's way to my negatively-themed, despondently awesome blog. HAH!

Okay fine. I wanna evaluate...It's inappropriate and anything but imperative, because I doubt it'll make any difference at all, but still, it makes me feel like all the panel on ANTM. So there.
Evaluation time!


Later, I mean.
i need to watch Ugly Betty now.
*smirks*

Awesome tag!

I screwed my brains with: Our Lady Peace - Everyone's A Junkie

Lol. I saw this on someone's blog and I was just so compelled to do it.

Dear Kristal/Crystal [oh it rhymes!],
I don't really know how to tell you this, but I'll join the monastery. I think I realized it when I quoted Santa with George Bush and his wife and I saw you sit on my mustard soufflé. I'm sure you're frostbitten enough to understand that Santa doesn't exist. I'm returning your memories from the military service to you, but I'll keep your neighbour Martin as a memory. You should also know that I never will forget to hate the Boston Celtics.
In pain, Ezri.

Dear (the last person who left a comment on your Journal).I don't really know how to tell you this, but ___1___. I think I realized it when ___2______3___ and I saw you ___4___ ___5___. I'm sure you're ___6___ enough to understand ___7___. I'm returning ___8___ to you, but I'll keep ___9___ as a memory. You should also know that I ___10___ ___11___.___12___,-Your name-


1. What's the color of your shirt?
Blue - Our romance is over
Red - Our affair is over
White - I'll join the monastery
Black - I dislike you
Green - Our horoscope doesn't match
Grey - You're a pervert
Yellow - I'm selling myself
Pink - Your nostrils are insulting
Brown - The mafia wants you
No shirt - You're a loser
Other - I'm in love with your sister

2. Which is your birth month?
January - That night
February - Last year
March - When your dwarf bit me
April - When I tripped on sesame seeds
May - First of May
June - When you put cuffs on me
July - When I threw up
August - When I saw the shrunken head
September - When we skinny dipped
October - When I quoted Santa
November - When your dog ran amok
December - When I changed tennis shoes

3. Which food do you prefer?
Tacos - In your apartment
Pizza - In your camping car
Pasta - Outside of Chicago
Hamburgers - Under the bus
Salad - As you ate enchilada
Chicken - In your closet
Kebab - With Paris Hilton
Fish - In women's clothing
Sandwiches - At the Hare Krishna graduation
Lasagna - At the mental hospital
Hot dog - Under a state of trance
None of the above - With George Bush and his wife

4. What's the color of your socks?
Yellow - Hit on
Red - Insult
Black - Ignore
Blue - Knock out
Purple - Pour syrup on
White - Carve your initials into
Grey - Pull the clothes off
Brown - Put leeches on
Orange - CastratePink - Pull the toupee off
Barefoot - Sit on
Other - Drive out

5. What's the color of your underwear?
Black - My best friend
White - My father
Grey - Bill Clinton
Brown - My fart balloon
Purple - My mustard soufflé
Red - Donald Duck
Blue - My avocado plant
Yellow - My penpal in Ghana
Orange - My Kid Rock-collection
Pink - Manchester United's goalkeeper
None - My John F. Kennedy-statue
Other - The crazy monk

6. What do you prefer to watch on TV?
Scrubs - Man
O.C. - Emotional
One Tree Hill - Open
Heroes - Frostbitten
Lost - High
House - Scared
Simpsons - Cowardly
The news - Mongolic
American Idol - Masochistic
Family Guy - Senile
Top Model - Middle-class
None of the above - Ashamed

7. Your mood right now?
Happy - How awful I've felt
Sad - How boring you are
Bored - That Santa doesn't exist
Angry - That your pimples are at the last stage
Depressed - That we're cousins
Excited - That there is no solution to this.
Nervous - The middle-east
Worried - That your Honda sucks
Apathetic - That I did a sex-change
Ashamed - That I'm allergic to your hamster
Cuddly - That I get turned on by garbage men
Overjoyous - That I'm open
Other - That Extreme Home Makeover sucks

8. What's the color of your walls in your bedroom?
White - Your ring
Yellow - Your love letters
Red - Your Darth Vader-poster
Black - Your tame stone
Blue - The couch cushions
Green - The pictures from LA
Orange - Your false teeth
Brown - Your contact book
Grey - Our matching snoopy-bibs
Purple - Your old lottery coupons
Pink - The cut toenails
Other - Your memories from the military service

9. The first letter of your first name?
A/B - Your photo
C/D - The oil stocks
E/F - Your neighbour Martin
G/H - My virginity
I/J - The results of your blood-sample
K/L - Your left ear
M/N - Your suicide note
O/P - My common sense
Q/R - Your mom
S/T - Your collection of butterflies
U/V - Your criminal record
W/X - David's tricot outfits
Y/Z - Your grades from college

10. The last letter in your last name?
A/B - Always will remember
C/D - Never will forget
E/F - Always wanted to break
G/H - Never openly mocked
I/J - Always have felt dirty before
K/L - Will tell the authorities about
M/N - Told in my confession today about
O/P - Was interviewed by the Times about
Q/R - Told my psychiatrist about
S/T - Get sick when I think of
U/V - Always will try to forget
W/X - Am better off without
Y/Z - Never liked

11. What do you prefer to drink?
Water- Our friendship
Beer - Senility
Soft drink - A new life as a clone
Soda - The incarnation as an eskimo
Milk - The apartment building
Wine - Cocaine abuse
Cider - A passionate interest for mice
Juice - Oprah Winfrey imitations
Mineral water - Embarrassing rash
Hot chocolate - Eggplant-fetishism
Whisky - To ruin the second world war
Other - To hate the Boston Celtics

12. To which country would you prefer to go on a vacation?
Thailand - Warm regards
USA - Best regards
England - Good luck on your short-term leave from jail
Spain - Go and drown yourself
China - Disgusting regards
Germany - With ease
Japan - Go burn
Greece - Your everlasting enemy
Australia - Greetings to your frog Leonard
Egypt - Fuck off now
France - In pain
Other - Greetings to your freaky family


I tag:
- Kristagail Lim
- Judith Yeoh
- Jessica Kok
- Joanna Lee
- Jillian HEATHER Chen
- Sonia Cheah
- Annabelle Yam
- Serene Chan

Tina Fey + Amy Poehler + SNL = Awesome

I screwed my brains with: Better Than Ezra - A Lifetime


I could never find the full skit, but so far, this is all I have. Enjoy!






Liners.
"Hillary and I don't agree on.."
".ANYTHING"

"Good evening my fellow Americans. I was so excited when I was told that Senator Clinton and I would be addressing you tonight...."
"And I was told that I'd be addressing you alone."

"I believe that diplomacy should be the cornerstone of every foreign policy."
"...And I can see Russia from my house!"

"I don't agree with the Bush doctrine"
"*giggles* I don't know what that is"

"One thing that we can agree on is that sexism must never be allowed to permeate an American election"
"So please, stop Photoshoping my head on sexy bikini pictures"

[Edit]
Lolz. This is equally funny.


Tina Fey is so awesome to the point she makes me wanna wear thick rimmed glasses, a red pullover and get a proper sense of humor.

Nope, none achieved yet.

Accomplished!

I screwed my brains with: Snow Patrol - Chasing Cars
via FoxyTunes


HAH! What everyone was complaining about in Genting,

Kenny Sia complained too. HERE

..

Genting trip --> The other blog.