Blahhhhh

Took me a while to figure this out, but THIS is actually my last post of 2008.
Should I be crying now?
It's 2008, and it's ending.
*shrugs*
I don't know how to feel.
It doesn't feel any different than any regular day.

..Oh well.

Goodbye, mediocre year.
I think I'll miss you.

HOLY FRICKIN CRAP NO MORE EATING CHICKEN!

*groans*

[Edit]

When I was at my aunt's house celebrating Christmas last Sunday, this happened.
Pointers:
BLAH - Shameless thrash-talking

StupidAunt : BLAH BLAH BLAH..*turns and looks intently at my 10 year old cousin* Vanessa, *stares intently, again* you've become sooooo dark. You used to be soo fair and thin, now you're so fat and very dark lah.
Me [I was reading] : *peers up* What the hell? Is she visually impaired or something? How long has it since she's looked at a mirror? She's just as dark and her legs, for Chrissake, they're as thick as an elephant's. Is she retarded or something?
Vanessa : *stares shockingly at stupid aunt, and looks at me.*
Me : Erm. That's cue for me to say something to defend her right? Mhmmm, must say something sarcastic, can't resist smack-talking..Mmmmmmm... *Looks smilingly at Vanessa* Nehh, don't worry. You're only 10 and you've got such a long time more till you start worrying about looking good. *grins wider* And besides, you're not that dark, or fat for that matter. Nessa, don't you think people who worry so much about looking fair or dark or thin or fat are so shallow? It's like you need to pull them out so they don't drown in their stupidness.
Vanessa : *Flashes 'you idiot, I said defend me, not insult her' look*
Me : *Flashes 'play the game you idiotic 10 year old' look* I mean honestly, just wait till you become 20 or something, you'll be gorgeous. I can guarantee that.
StupidAunt : *flashes incredulous look at me*
Me : *smilesmilesmile* Touche, bitch!

And she dared condemn even more after that.

Clueless, stupid aunt. : Mathilda, why are you so FAT? You used to be so thin and small, now you look so fat la. You're face is sooo plump these days.
Me : *mutters "Holy crap lady, stfu already" loud enough for my sister to hear*
Sis : *smirks*
Clueless aunt : *stares and my sister and me, skeptically* What's so funny? *flashes widespread, fugly grin that made her face looks like a 3 pound potato*
Me : Oh nothing..*smiles innocently*
Sis : *straightens face* You look horribly swelled up these days lah. Are you suffering from mumps ah, auntie?
Clueless aunt : Mumps? No lahh. This is just a lot of face fat.
Me : Ahh. FATTT.

I do admit, I was extremely rude, but so was she! Why on Earth did she want to mutilate my poor cousins' self esteem. They're 10 years old, and she's calling them fat, dark, ugly children. And what about her? She looks like a friggin baboon! Rude, retarded, bitch of an aunt.
Yeeeshhh.

Boredom during Christmas

"....No fair. Don't do this to me.. You don't know what I'm capable of... I could torture you and make you wish you never existed. I mean suree, there's not much ways to torture a clothing hanger, but I'll try."

Lookie. It's 3.03. Told you I'll be back then. I'm super lazy to blog now. In fact, all I wanna do right now is chug down my Coke and listen to Colors all day night long. Meanwhile, here are pics.

Roflol. That isn't me. I was to busy Taboo-ing


For some inexplicable reason, the house reminds me of a museum.


Crust and upper mantle! Newest way to learn geologic layers of the Earth.


That's the reason why I harbour a deep contempt for children.


Still Taboo-ing.


Tarot card reader :P


One was playing the guitar, one was playing Boggle, and the other was playing the PSP


Cute, no?

Stupid prawns

I'm sick right now but still blogging :P Christmas was oddly, strangely, weirdly nice but still, I'm sick. At yesterday's party, I ate this shitload of prawns which is kind of bizarre since I'm not much of a fan of seafood. But anyway, I'm sick. Prawns, so yeah. Damn them, never did like those damn prawns.

*groans*

I think I'll blog when I feel better.


Oooooooo. Firecrackers!! Let's play!
Wth no way. Air pollution, you arse!
Wth?! God created the world, I bet he won't mind if we pollute the air on his son's birthday.
Point taken. XP

Someday

So far, so long, so far away
So far, so wrong, so far away



Does anyone remember this song? It's Someday by Sugar Ray, it came out in 1999. Used to love this song to bits, in fact, I still do. I also used to think the lead singer was majorly hot. I had a thing for spiky haired people when I was 6? Possibly.
He's 40 now!

Screwed Christmas,

My obsession with Gossip Girl scares me sometimes. I'm desperately in need of the next episode, I don't know why. I think maybe because I'll feel more complete. That's bullcrap.
Whatever the reason, it surely scares me. Guilty pleasure, that show is.
Oh and you know what's annoying [although I'm pretty sure I've mentioned this countless times], Nate/Jenny and Nate/Vanessa. Why not Nate/NOBODY!?
I'm pretty sure it pleases fangirls everywhere. Seriously, those people at CW shouldn't doubt the unthinkable power of fangirls. They're enough to stomp the Nazis for Chrissake. All that squealing and psycho fanspeak, they're lethal.

Screw it for the time being.

Christmas too. Mine's irrefutably screwed. No joke, people. Screwed is what it's going to be. Not even the best Christmas present can reverse it, I tell you. Unless you give me Gaspard Ulliel. He should suffice. :P

Screw it for the time being too.

PMR results. SUCK. They're not out yet, but they still suck. The very existence of PMR results that completely terrorize your life for 2 months, SUCK. And that whole thing about it coming out on Christmas Eve, SUCKS EVEN MORE.
WTF? How can it possibly come out on Christmas Eve? Do you seriously want me to go for midnight mass all mopey and emo? I'd rather have a good Christmas, AND THEN DIE. Not DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE for Christmas and then die some more.

Can't screw it. How maddening can this bitch get?

And....Someone called me "borderline emo". Borderline because I haven't gotten to the stage of wearing itchy scarves in a 28 degrees weather and because I'm not etching my hands. I find that disgusting by the way.
But yeah, to answer that very nice, deluded person who says I'm borderline emo, just because I like sitting at a dark corner of my room at 7.20 watching the sky darken with my hair that's flippy and covering half of my face does not mean I'm emo, or even borderline emo. Emo is idiotic.
Hell, I don't even know what it is.
A genre? Probably.
Stereotype? According to melodramatic, unsmiling teenagers, it is..
An abbreviation of a word? Of course!

I'm annoyed. Nahh *shoves*
I give you eye candy in the form of a sex muffin. French kind. And don't ask me why it's muffin and not baguette. That just sounds odd. Sex baguette? WTH?

Hello. I think I've just died. Now where the hell did my brains go dripping?

WOOOHOOOTTT!!!

Hello. I'm in KHILU mood right now.



1:45 : WTF GET YOUR HANDS OFF HER. You're with Axel, remember?
2:02 : Saix, you face-mutilated, smexy, blue-haired bitch. FIX YOUR HAIR.
2:20 : I thought that was Kadaj from behind lol.
2:33 : Riku's in 358/2 Days? Okayyy...I thought he was in another form? Bugger, I need to play KH1 again.
3:15 - WTF? How does she have a keyblade? Is it because when Sora goes to 'sleep', his keyblade goes to her? And when he wakes up, she dies? Lol, I don't make sense.
According to speculations, she stole Roxas' keyblade. That made more sense than something I would've come up with.

Gawd, I feel so outdated. I never knew this video came out.
Oh wait. The video was uploaded yesterday. :D Not so outdated after all.
Oh no. It was one month ago. Dammit.

I'm confused. If Namine is Kairi's Nobody, then why does that girl, Xion look like Kairi?
Does Kairi have two Nobodies?
Is that even possible?
OR MAYBE, could she be Aqua's Nobody? They look slightly alike too.

By the way, Axel was so insanely hot when he was mad at the end.
I wonder what has he decided to do. I think he just kicks her arse and traps her in the castle so she won't escape anymore.... Lol that sounded so lol-tastic.
Or, he makes her return to her original self, which in this case, WHO??????

Whatever the story may be, I'm stoked about it. It's gonna break crash records.
In short, it's gonna be bloody epic'


The Jap version is going to be released next February, English is still TBA.
As for Birth by Sleep, it's next summer.

I'M STOKED!!!

I love Vampire Weekend

Oxford Comma's been on repeat in my playlist since forever.
I irrevocably love this song.
So much that I'm willing to post the video up here, regardless whether you wanna watch it or not.
It's old, but who cares.
Vampire Weekend ftw.
Their album reeks of sheer awesomeness.
I love the lyrics. They're catchy.
And the music, so very indie.
Kris, if yo weren't so in love with Big Bang, I would've forced you to listen to them. ;)


The dude with the machine gun at the end is priceless.

LOL it like you mean it.

Screwed my brains with: Vanessa Carlton - Nolita Fairytale

My lemon bars are screwed. No surprise since it was completely foreseeable. I'm pretty sure the crust got burnt badly, funny how it didn't smell.. The lemon part tastes nice though, [miraculously!]

But still, lemon bars? They're on my cooking shit list now.

Just now, I was clearing up some stuff in my room. 5 weeks into the holidays and my room is still in a mess. And a chair is in the way of walking, how the hell did that get in there? I've never noticed a dining chair in room. Proof that I don't pay attention to my room as much I thought.

I've made a list. On things I don't know about my house. I've lived in it for 8 years, and there still are things I don't know how to do.

1. Work the washing machine. Seriously, I've no idea how to work it. There's just too many buttons.

2. That temperature thing in my refrigerator? I have no idea.

3. Those extra buttons on the microwave? No clue.
4.THE OVEN.

5.The stupid chandelier, I don't know where's the switch. Does it even use a switch?

6. The fan in the dining room. When was it there? The ceiling's slightly high. So I've never noticed.

7. There are more plants in my house than Poison Ivy's chamber

This is like an indirect requisition. I need to 'bond' with my house more.

Before I forget. Does anyone know when our PMR results are gonna be out? Seow said 28th, some other idiot said 20th, and another person said 26th. So can anyone confirm with me? I'm too lazy to watch the local news these days. CNN's more my thing.

Right. And attention to all my beloved people who didn't show up at school on the last day, WEAR YOUR SCHOOL UNIFORMS WHEN YOU'RE COLLECTING YOUR RESULT.
That's what the teachers said. No school uniforms, no results. They won't let you in apparently, those morons.

Word out, bitch.

[Edit]

Funny. There's something that I think I've done unknowingly, and now everyone is my house is mad at me. They're scolding me, yelling, and saying ridiculously untrue things like "Stop talking stupidly".

*clears throat*
Dear morons who I'm silently hoping will not read my blog,

I do not speak. To anyone. In this house. I'm person of few words at home, and I prefer if you'd be that way too. I haven't done anything to piss any one of you jerks off, and if at all I have caused an unpremeditated circumstance to occur, I apologize.
However, knowing me and my silent ways, I've done nothing that I should own up too except for that broken plastic flower thing in the hall. So beloved morons, quit reprimanding me at every chance you get. I haven't done anything, let alone anything wrong. If you're having a fugged, hellass day, don't even THINK about bottling up that anger just so that you can shove it to my face when you come back home. I believe I haven't said this before, so here goes: I don't take bullcrap from anyone, you're not an exception..

Annoyed,
Me.


Word out for real, bitch.

Blogger's annoying, I'm gonna get LJ..

Screwed my brains with: Jack White & Alicia Keys [Quantum of Solace OST] - Another Way To Die

Guhh. Blogger's being idiotic to me. Why me? WHY?
Since I'm so free these days, I think I'll get an LJ account. Just for my love for KH and probably every Squenix game created..

I don't know.
Maybe I'll do it tomorrow.

[EDIT]

OH HELLO I SHOULDN'T BE BLOGGING IT'S 1.51 IS THE MORNING THERE'S NO FULLSTOPS IN THIS SORRY.

Meh...I'm bored. Just finished reading Sonia's once-in-9-generations update and dayummnn, I wish I had gone for that camp.
:D

On the sparklier side, my windows have sparkly lights on them....
Sparklesparkledazzledazzleomfgi'maretard

wreck of the day.

Screwed my brains with: The Wallflowers - One Headlight

I like Jakob Dylan's voice. It's nice

Since I've been complaining about my frequent short-blogposts-of-late so much, I've decided to post a longer one.
Initially, I didn't want to because a.I'm lazy, unsurprisingly and b. I don't have a topic and even if I did, I'd still be lazy. So I've decided to tough persevere and post something about my school year.
The reason why still seems indistinct, but meh, who gives a damn when I don't?
This post does come from somewhere though. Someone actually. My dear ex-deskmate and one of my dear best friends, Jill. She inspires me to write unusually nice posts :)
I doubt you give a damn about it, but still, I'll write it anyhow.

Okay so this year, I was in 3 Hornbill, a very intimidating class because of the bunch of geniuses in it. In fact, I still don't understand how could I have been in it. It's shocking, really.
I thought it was only gonna be Jill and I. Turns out, Jo and Joevy were in Hornbill too :)

Oh and pardon the Hornbill part, all the classes are named after obscure, nearly-extinct birds. I'm serious here, people. When I first step foot in secondary, I didn't recognize any bird name except for Partridge [Thanks to that 12 Days of Christmas carol], Heron, Hornbill and Eagle.
The wtf comes here.

Anyway, I sat with Jill the whole year. Well, maybe half of the year because of hols and absences [Typically, me.]
Jill was a cool deskmate, the coolest if not. She has her days, but so do I. The fact that she could put up with it leaves me in awe :)
We're both awesome sayangs lolz.
There were a lot of things we did together. From passing ridunkulous notes to cutting up stickers to bitching about almost everything to making 'Throw your own rubbish, we're busy' signs to trying to get almost every algebraic question correct to conspiring to take over the world and of course studying together with half of the time used up for interrupting each other.

So yeah, uber awesome deskmate, she is. :]

And of course, Khai Wern and Amanda [she's my cooking partner and lab partner and aural test group member as well] aren't gonna go unremembered. I love both of them despite being annoyed most of the time. Amanda's amusing in a way, with her oddly adorable quotes and loltastic stories and her electric blue toenails.. Khai Wern's just so happy all the time. Happy's good.

The teachers were okay too I suppose. Frankly, I didn't care much about the teachers. Sure, they suck for certain periods of time, but whatever, they're teachers and it's their job to throw us into a void of glumness.

Oookayyy...

That being said, I think I'll conclude.
This year....has been nothing short of nice. It wasn't really bad, it wasn't really good.
It was just nice enough to keep me still alive and continue hoping that next year won't be so bad.

*guffaws*
Since when the hell have I had that holier-than-thou attitude?
It shocks me.
And what's with the thousand smilies?
I'm flabbergasted

I've spent the whole morning of today playing Lego Batman. I find it too cute to be a game. I mean, even Batman looks so adorable in his Lego form. Robin too, he's always being dumb running round and getting his arse kicked by those eskimo-looking henchmen. Seriously, that game is so adorable, the only way to actually kick it's seriousness up a notch is by having Batman break everything in his way. That was what I did. But he still looked cute breaking everything.

.........

Holy crap, my life is screwed if I'm actually typing out a blogpost that says Batman is cute.
No wait, I've done it before.

I'm right. My life IS screwed.

I think I'm gonna head to Cold Storage now. I need to get some stuff to bake.
AND I ran out of chocolate syrup and ice cream

wtf no update?

Screwed my brains with: Matt Nathanson - I Saw

This is strangely nice, my blog is follow-able. I thought it never could be followed thanks to a stupid thing called RSS feed that was undetectable.
Ahhh bugger.

I think I'm gonna blog about coffee at this rate. My posts are so short these days and it's disheartening to just see it so tiny.

Yeeesh. I shall rant about Kingdom Hearts later.
Which reminds me, I'm back on the Princess Xemmy fandom thing again.

Remorse

Screwed my brains with: OK Go - A Million Ways
via FoxyTunes

I've said it before, I'll say it again. I find FoxyTunes to be very quaint.

Screw the last post. It was stupidly insensible of me to have wrote that. To say that I would 'lol' if someone I barely knew died.
I know, it sounds like bullshit but it's true. It's a habit of mine to start giggling hysterically at random funerals. I get nervous and scared, that's why. If I knew that person well, I would definitely cry or at the very least, show a little bit of grief but if it was a funeral where I didn't really know the person real well, then I get nervous. Not sure why, but I think the whole idea of being at a random funeral with at least 20 odd people around me crying their hearts out just makes me panicky.

Weird. I know.

Lol

Screwed my brains with: Bloc Party - Helicopter
via FoxyTunes

I should not lol. Especially if this post concerns a dead person.
Okay, well I guess most of you know about that Bukit Antarabangsa landslide right? Where so far, 4 people have been claimed dead?
Well you know that Indian lady who died? The one who's Chinese but with an Indian name?
She's my dad's aunt. She's his grandmother's youngest adopted daughter.
This is actually kinda weird. But I think I remember living in her house once last time.


OMFG SHE'S DEAD

I have a funeral to attend. A cremation actually.

I should stop lol-ing now.
=\

Buy it, use it, break it, fix it,

Screwed my brains with: Daft Punk - Technologic
via FoxyTunes

I think I'm just gonna abandon both my blogs. They're so empty these days, same goes with my head. I've absolutely nothing to blog about. Zero. Zilch.

Frick. I should probably eat now. I haven't eaten in *counts* 24+ hours. That's right. My last meal was yesterday's lunch
Yorrr liddat means must eat la. If not get gastric wan.

I haven't spoken liddat in a while.

I'mma make a stupid list of things to do again.

- Make Butter Crunch Lemon Bars
- Make better pancakes. They're not round enough ;_;
- Buy stupid school stuff for next year. Including school books
- That reminds me, WHERE IS MY BOOKLIST?
- Oh right. Haven't undergone streaming yet.
- Sorry that's not part of the list. Neither is this.
- Go to that bimbo-flooded hellhole of Yik Foong to get mo' video games. Stupid place is scary okay?
- Do nothing and smile.

Gawd, I'll update later. Or never.

[Edit]
OMFG. I can't believe I wrote that. That thing is officially deleted. GONE.

wth?!

Grammy noms are out! I don't usually post them here, but this year I want!

Oh forget it. Go to Perez to get the whole list. See, I'm only putting up my favourites.

Viva La Vida has been nominated for Record of The Year, Song Of The Year, and Best Pop Performance By A Duo Or Group With Vocals. Yes, I copied and pasted btw.
Violet Hill has been nominated too. For Best Rock Performance By A Duo Or Group With Vocals. Radiohead's House of Cards been nominated for that one also. Speaking of Radiohead, they've been nominated for Best Alternative Music Album, Album Of The Year, Best Rock Song, Best Boxed Or Special Limited Edition Package, and In Rainbows' producer has been nominated for Producer of The Year. House of Cards' video has been nominated for Best Short Form Video.

Ooh lookie. Song of The Year has Love Song and I'm Yours. My love goes out to Viva La Vida though.

WTF. WTF. I Kissed a Girl is up for only 1 nom? For Best Female Pop Vocal Performance.
WTH?
Sheeesh. The song's so frickin famous. It dominated the Billboard charts for 7 frickin weeks and it gets shoved into Best Female Pop Vocal Performance only???? Why not Song of The Year? Or better yet, Record of The Year?
Katy Perry wasn't even nominated for Best Newcomer and those inane Jonas Brothers were? But but but but but, they've released 3 albums already!

Andd eeeiiisshh. *shudders.* That arseholitic Lil' Wayne is up for 8 Grammys?
Man, that is just wrong.
That beltless, loose-pants wearing, somehow-reminds-me-of-The-Lion-King freak's worthy of a Grammy? Let alone 8?

Ohh my my. This is just so wrong.

And gawd, where's Shake It in all that? It was a big hit too!

I'm too lazy to rant more. Plus, menstrual cramps hurt like frick. Why wasn't I born as a guy?

Geez. This is like Miss MGS all over again.

MY SHIFT KEY JAMMED AGAIN SORRY>>>>

Screwed my brains with: Britney Spears - Circus

I absolutely love Britney's new album. I never liked her a lot because she was more bubblegum pop-orientated, but her album now is so electropop-ish. It rocks~

I don't have a particular topic to drivel on..Except..

IT'S OUT BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA. Kingdom Hearts : Chain of Memories I mean. On the PS2!
IN ENGLISH!
[insert hugeass smile right about here]
The cover's so...ghei. Just like Kingdom Hearts. :D

I need to make a list again. Video games that are a total must for me during the holz. it's already halfway through the holz, bu mehh, who cares. I need mo' games

2008 GAME LIST~
For my PS2:

Never did finish Persona 3 though. DVD died in the middle.

You didn't see the 18+, okay?


I need Shannon right about now for that "Fire in the hole" dialogue.

WHAT?! Don't you dare stare at me like that. I'm sane, I tell you

Naturally. I still like Most Wanted more though.

Eiiiyeahhh, I can pass for 16 right?

And for the PSP:

BLEHH I like Star Wars =D

LALALALA

And for the DS, if I can actually find the little bugger.

Club Penguin: Elite Penguin Force WOOHOO!

And...Shannon Dorothy's Christmas present :

I can't understand how you and Sandra like this game

God knows how I'm gonna fork out enough money to buy all these. But I'll manage. I still have like 200 bucks left from Medan.

Now if you'll kindly excuse me, I'mma go put up my Christmas tree up.
Pics later because do'i my Christmas tree pwns. It's black!

I stabz yooh~

Screwed my brains with: Paramore - Decode

Lol. I watched Twilight, in Queensbay yesterday.
Boyy, did it suck or what?
I swear to God, if anyone of you goes mofo-WTF-YOU-HAVE-NO-TASTE-IN-MOVIES-GTH-YOU-BITCH, gtfo of my blog, please.

Honestly, it sucked. Contacts were too obvious, voice too raspy [like someone choking on cough syrup]. Too much make-up, shiteous acting, BELLA NEVER SMILES.


The movie SUCKED