^^

E :I like the way they pronounce daging and kekacang. It makes me hungry.
J : Me too.

Lol that. Guess my deskmate and I are a weird bunch.
Right. So I've decided to try something new.
Have a blogpost completely bimbo-like.
And that means excessive usage of like, totally and etc. But yup, same story of my day.
Here it goes.

OkAy. Like, today i cut my hair. as if i totally don't do it every two weeks. *giggles*
but anyways, i cut my hair. short. it looks soooooooooo botched up. i think i'm gonna cry. ohh society don't rule me out after seeing my eww-fied hair. like, please?

okay. so just now i was like, erm, WATCHING TV. that's it. i was watching tv. and i saw this like erm, two dogs, or 9. i couldn't differenciate. they like, totally look the same right? 9 dogs and 2.
but anyway, those dogs were like, gonna get married. i know right?~ that's like, so totally outta this world? they were like so freaking adorable. like i just wanted to reach into the tv and grab them and hug them so damn tight. like you know how it was on charlie and the chocolate factory? he just reached and grabbed the chocolate bar from out the tv. it's like, OHEMGEE, the tv reproduces?!

like, i just made a total new discovery. call me oh-so-clever nobel dudes! i just found out that the tv can reproduce. like, how awesome is that?

i soooooooooooooo underestimate myself sometimes. i mean, my brains can like totally work fine. 2+6 is 9. SEEE??? i AM clever ain't i?

oh lookie hereee. i need to go for dinner. and omg, i have gone like, totally FATTTTT. fat, i tell you. i'm just super-scared now. like, who knows, i might just end up like rosie o'donell one day. oh em gee. i am going to dieeee

<3,
Ezzie xoxo

..


fuck I suck at sounding like a bimbo. Damn freaking it

I shouldn't be here. But

I FUCKING LOVE THE STROKES. I WANNA MARRY JULIAN CASABLANCAS~! But oh shyt. He's married already.

QUIT PRONOUNCING MY NAME WRONGLY!

Me : *grumbles about why 8 marks became 6*
English Teacher : Ermm... Because writing that, Robinson Crusoe, it's very ermm.. What's that word?? Errr, innocent.
Me : -_- Naive
ET : Yeah yeah. But you could write about that part where [forgot].. You could explain how erm, he's not err, berperikemanusiaan.
Me : -___- inhumane
ET : Yeah yeah. I tell you ah Ezriann [pronounced wrongly, of course], the marking scheme is very complicated. It changes every year.
Me : EVERY YEAR?!
ET : Yeahh, it's very erm...
Me : -_______- implicit?
ET. Yes yes. *gets handed over a slip. Permission to the toilet... Huh? *signs slip* Now, what was I doing before this?
Me and Jill : Gonna do something for Ceazaan.

What an interesting conversation I had with my Extra-terrestrial English teacher. She's so daft. Won't anyone agree??

AND. Congrats a gazillion to Ceazaan's group for securing MGS' first WIN evah in a newspaper competition.
Did I sound sarcastic when I said that?

Lolz. my deskmate [who I owe an apology because I skipped school during her time of err, flailing-need?]
But anyway, CONGRATS, LOVE~

And now, you'll probably stop writing depressing stuff all over my book and starting happy stuff instead. Yup, ohhh, and quit doubting. Doubting will only lead to paranoia. Or the other way round. Something like that la.

Kay. So like I said, I skipped school today. Just because, I refuse to kill my voice box by shrieking shitty patriotic songs. It makes me doubt my negative-levelled patriotism.
And I went to Parade at 11. Lol. I had to buy books dammit. And I saw Shawnee there. Surrounded by 7 guys. It was kinda funny to see coz she was uber tiny and the guys look like they were some kinda Secret Service for her. She saw me and waved. I did the same.

Right. And as for my post title. Go shoot yourself twice in the head and once in the ass if you pronounce my name wrongly, EVER.
Blehh, seriously man. What's so hard about pronouncing Ezriann. EZRI ANNE. THAT FREAKING EASY. Unless your like dyslexic or something, I don't like you pronouncing my name wrongly. If you're dyslexic, my name will probably seem like Fsriam. I think.
Honestly, my name's been botched up countless number of times even I'm beginning to screw my own name up.
Other versions of my name that have been/are being pronounced wrongly. As far as I can remember that is.
- Eezriann
- Ezriaan
- Eznaan. *Mr Wong should shoot himself with that stupid garden hose of his*
- Ezriannie. *Aziziah go sew your hand to your stupid sewing machine*
- Azrian. WTFU?

No, REALLY. REALLY? *hands you a M-16* Go shoot yourself. I don't wanna do it.
Arseclowns. I'd rather you kill yourself that I do it.

-_____________-


Bimbos should get MRIs to prove the size of their brains

Lol. That.

The worst part, I can remember your face.

Goodness, I've never felt this evil before.
Evil and conniving and altogether a good mix of what makes a hypocrite.

Doll, I'm sorry.

In my place, happy.

Leave it to Jill to come up with something really awkward during Arts. Props include, my book and my pencil.

Like it says. Oh.

That's donut balls I think. I say it looks like DNA/rectum

Her doodle tree

The mini sunballs are hers. Won't share pfffftt

Swt. Yeah.

MY holy crab[p] balls. See the halos?

This book was bought for the wrong reason.

Crescent balls.

And then...

J&E : *bitch about bitches*
KW : *nods nods*
J&E : *continue bitching*
...........strange silence..


A : I.....WANNA TAKE MY NOSE OUT. *pulls out tissue from blackheads covered nose.*

Lala Fried Chicks. Sue me, Jill?

Damn, don't you just loathe it when your comp dies for the 21st time in 4 months? Yup, I've been keeping count. If it reaches 25, I'm gonna seek compensation from HP. XP

Okayy, PDYD was great. Sorta. Except no one jumps. Bunch of old nannies, the whole lot of em. I could ACTUALLY count the number who jumped, including myself.
Right, and even though it was held at my church, I didn't anyone I knew from church there. Sheesh, you people suck =\

And for some incomprehensible reason, I kept on using the phrase ''Holy Crap!" for the most part.
*snarls* Then someone had to rip it off. You holy cow you >:P
But really, the 'holy crap' phrase is getting addictive. And I'll be willing to bet that my dear deskmate's gonna shoot me the next time I use it.

And lunch was at 4 fucking o'clock btw. Know how much that sucks? A lot, let me tell you that. And to make it worse than 50 year old aunties pretending to be 13, it was curry. I can't FUCKING EAT CURRY. Isshh, I know I'm Indian blah blah, but I'm also human. And that means my stomach's prone to doing somersaults after eating spicy things. Runs in the blood ya know.

So at the end I found out a lot of stuff.
That Sonia was my fiancee O.o
That I have a dad who wants to become a priest. Father Terence lolz. His sermons are all about sexsexsexsexsexsexsexsexsexsexsexsexsexsexsexsexsexsex till the whole congregation naik nafsu and gets miang. Biggest gang band EVAH.
That, in the words of Andrina, I had a one hour boyfriend.
That my church actually has 3 restrooms. I never knew that.
That and that my church's hall is air-conditioned. How can I not know that?

Nuff bout PDYD. Absolutely saddening to think that it's over T_T
I have pics. But darn, too lazy to upload them here. Maybe on the next post.

Annddddd. Am I the only one who gets incredibly incensed when dealing with score-whores? You go figure out what that means =P
But anyway, word to people who're way too caught up in caring about other people's exam marks than their own. SHUT THE HELL UP ALREADY.
I don't care you get, let alone what I get. To add to that, I don't expect you to to care about my marks either. I don't see how it concerns your bloody self to know so much. Feel intimidated eh? Phhoooeeyy. Then I should be cutting myself right this effing instant.
I'm scared about my exam also lah, but at least I'm apathetic enough to not go around every table in the class asking for people's marks. And I damnwell know that people don't like disclosing their marks, that's why I don't do it.
And if someone tells me she got an A, fine, I congratulate them, get a B, I tell you it's gonna be fine, get a C, I'll tell you to fight for marks. Word is, I'm nice. And I really should stop being nice. Especially around certain people.

Where's my sarcastic ol' self when I most need it?
*sulks despondently*
I want my brains back.

BTW, lolz at the post title.

Ezz : MC girls are scary. They come across to me as lala-fied chicks.
Amanda: Lala fried chicks?
E : No. Lala-fied chicks.
A : LALA FRIED CHICKS?
E&Jill&KhaiWern : LALA-FIED CHICKS
A : Ohhh.. *goofily grins*

And this too.
E : *rambles about annoying score-whores.*
KW : *agrees and complains*
J : *pissed off cum annoyed face* I wanna slap someone..
E&J&KW : *chunters loudly*
..............................
A : *appears outta nowhere*... I have sleeping pills.

Tagged.

Now playing: This Providence - Wolf In Sheeps Clothing
via FoxyTunes

Got tagged by Crystal.

1.what is your fav chocolate?
- Anything. As long as it's not horridly bad. The ones with rum inside usually make me throw up.

2.what is your 3 fav colour?
- Black, blue, grey, white. I slightly bend towards cold colours more

3.who is the last person u talked to?
-My imaginary friend, Pogo.

4.who is the last person u msged?
- Kris. JUNO JUNO JUNO!
Is it really necessary to use so many shortened words btw?

5.who was the first person u talked to when u woke up today?
- I wake up...alone. Expectantly.. Sad life, I know.

6.who is the first person u msged when u woke up today?
- My sister. Miss her like hell

7.how many msges u recieved when u woke up today?
- I received a lot... 3 hours after they were sent. Damn DiGi. >.>

8.who msged you when u woke up today?
- [ Refer To The Aforementioned]

9.who do u wanna talk to now?
- The gay dude on Wordpress. I adore him. Ooo and Gaspard Ulliel. Haven't fangirl-ed in a long time =\

10.who do u wanna see right now?
- READ ABOVE QUESTION

11.why do u wanna see that person now?
- Gaspard because HOMG YOU'RE A CHANEL MODEL I WANNA MARRY YOU SMOKIN HOT CANNIBAL. And the gay dude because he's so depressed. Poor guy

12.what relationship are u with that person u wanna see now?
-...Fangirl to both.

13.if u could hug someone now. who will it be?
- Everyone =) I'm happy today, so I won't bite.

14.what are u doing now?
- Trying to figure out why people can't just spell everything the way it is instead of using shortened words all the time.. Yeeeshh. That and why bimbos are usually blond with huge boobs. Anyone noticed? I bet this is Britney's fault.

15.what colour shirt are u wearing now?
- Navy blue.

16.are u attached?
- I don't see how it concerns.

17.anyone u like?
- OHHH FRICK OFF.

18.who do u like?
- A lot of people! I don't care if you're suicidal or drunk, I'll still like you. Pyromaniacs are questionable though.. People are uber fun when they're drunk. XP

19.what phone are u using?
- L7. Am changing it next month! RAZRv9 you're hawt.

20.how much money do u have in ur wallet now?
- Never checked.

21.what do u love looking at?
- Vague things in general. Seriously, you never know what you get.

22.who is the last guy u hugged?
- My cousin Alex.

23.if u can choose to do something now. what would u do?
- World domination, d'oi

24.how are u feeling now?
- Fine, I hate not having coffee.

25.if u can turn back time 3 times. where will it be?
- I don't I want to relive any moments. If I do, I'll come back and change this, okay?

26.who are u thinking of?
- My brains are mushed up with a lot of people lah

27.what is the 3 things u want to forget?
- Nothing. Except maybe, that thing. I hate you and nothing else

28.who makes u happy?
- Honestly, I have no idea. Shut up, Pogo.

29.what is next to you?
- My printer, mp3 player, phone jack, Altec Lansing speakers. I'm big on them :D

30.last show u watched?
- Scrubs. LOVE JD WOOOHOOOO!! He looks so adorable in speedos =P

31.how many people are u talking to now?
- 3

32.if u can change something in ur life.. what will it be?
- As if I'd tell you.

33.do u have pets?
- 3 dogs. Love em to bits. Especially Phydo/Fido/I have no idea what's that dog's name

34.what do u feel like eating now?
- Coffee cake T_T

35.who are the 7 people u tag?
-- Since I'm a bitch sometimes and I don't tag anyone, I'll tag this time. Btw, improve on your spelling!
1. Jessie.
2.Kristal
3.Jo
4.Jill
5.Yann.
6 & 7 - GTH la too lazy to think of people.

I hate the goverment.

Now playing: The Strokes - Reptilia
via FoxyTunes

Julian Casablancas is sex on legs. :D
His dad was the one who founded Elite. The modeling management.

...Things seem clearer now. I AM capable of abstaining from every darn thing that keeps my brain working.
I do mean coffee and my PS2.XD
I'll be done with the PS2-abstinence at the end of August. Sadly I must say I have these horrible things deemed as exams to face. So, goodbye, love.
Ishhhhh, I'm such a fricking materialist.

Uh wells. Watched Mummy 3 yesterday right after coming back =)
Personally, I like IndyJones4 better. It's kickass funny and slightly more inebriating. And yeah, that word two meanings btw.
But, for some inconceivable reason, when I was watching Mummy3, I kept on hoping for the movie to ACTUALLY start. It's as if it never launched in the first place, it was exceptionally slow-paced. Like a Coldplay song =/
Call me finicky, but really, I was hoping for something a wee bit bettter.

Watched You Don't Mess With The Zohan too. And personally, that movie was so friggin crappy, I won't even bother laying out the details here.

Avril's concert has been slapped with a ban hasn't it? Pffffttt.
I can't believe that people actually dare to come across the thought of having a concert that coincides with the eve of independence day can diminish a teenager's level of patriotism??
That's the most stupidest thing I've heard.
Newsflash you clowns, my patriotism level was negative to begin with. And me, I don't even like Avril anymore. Imagine those bimbo chicks who practically worship Avril. Yup, I'm talking about the ones with WTF-I-see-rainbows-on-her type of hair and fishnets.
If you tell them to choose between backstage passes to the concert and erm, backstage passes to an Independence day convention, of course lah they'll choose Avril's concert.
Why? Simple.
THEY DON'T FRICKING CARE ABOUT THE COUNTRY. OR WHO, WHEN, OR HOW FOR CHRIST'S SAKE..
And the only reason we can know is because d'oi, we're forced to remember things like that for ridonkulous History exams, stupid.


I should be a debater. XD. Comments on my debating skills anyone?
Meeehh, I'll probably freak out and start babbling about peanut butter against jelly. Personally, I like both. =D

*swoons*

Back from KL. Darn, I never saw anyone I know there. Where'd you people go!?

*chunters*

Right. So in KL, my mum decided to be frighteningly nice to me, so she took me shopping.. I'm still trying to figure out why she bought me 3 pairs of shoes..
Nevermind. I had fun despite not being able to go out that much. Rents only took me there because of a bunch of cardio conferences they had to attend. So I just stayed cooped up with my cousins. I think we ran out of oxygen for a brief minute or two.

I'm reading Breaking Dawn right not. It's acceptable I suppose, but Meyer's writing style change. Does anyone notice? It's sorta different.

Now I'd off to finish that damn book.

PDYD in 2 DAYS WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

=/

WCG's like the epitome of things I'll never have.

Saw the psycho people battling out their CS1.6 skills at Midvalley.. 

I watched them kick ass, and I couldn't help but to wonder what it would be like if I were there~ Sure, I don't pwn the whole game or anything, but hey, at least I'm not a n00b yeah? But looking at those people play, it was all too scary. I mean, they're practically absorbed into the game, with absolutely no idea what's going on around them. Heck, I'm not even sure if they know that they're representing their country, or themselves.

Right, as if lah I'm gonna share RM80,000 with my country. Let's all play CS for ourselves, kay??

Damn, WCG's so awesome. It's gonna be held in Germany this year, somewhere in November I think. They have C&C:KW this year. That and Asphalt 3 WTF? Asphalt3? *eyeballs drop*

Sighs, going back to Ipoh later. Will blog when I come back. 

Too depressed to do it now. T_T

Aspirations and mood swings. Damn you Maxis for making highly-addictive simulation games.

Now playing: Sam Sparro - 21st Century Life

No weird topics to contemplate endless moons about.
Except maybe...
Nope nevermind.

I'm currently developing a feeling of pure contempt for Sims2. It's addictiveness has been biting off big chunks off my time.. Call me a paranoiac, but I swear, the whole of today, I just sat and played Sims2.
I brought my laptop, so thank God, I didn't have to use my brother's.
Point is, I have to stop. Badly.

So, I've been listening to a lot of electronica lately.Like that's a surprise..
I came across this guy named Sam Sparro. He's Aussie and gay, but damn, the music he makes is perfect for electronica. It's electrofunk to be exact, I fricking love it. Normally, not all electronica artistes' voice blend with the music, but his does. Conclusion : He's brilliant.

It's weird to think that I'm beginning to fixate over indie-dance-punk-electronica. Yes, there is a genre like that fyi. But hey, it beats effing mainstream crap any day, yeah? As if I'm really gonna obsess over the likes of Rihanna, Duffy or God forbid, Soulja Boy.

Sam Sparro got me thinking about other artistes.
I did a scan on my playlist. Can't even begin to comprehend how much crap there is on my drive. I have about 50 gigs of songs now. Desperately need to delete some stuff. =\
So I hereby present you. The 5 awesome ZOMG-I'M-HIGH electronica bands I think there ever lived..
Electronica is a really massive genre btw. So ignore me if I'm heavily biased on synthpop.




5.Digitalism makes me swoon~~
Their music is like tranquilizers. It slowly creeps into your veins and shakes up your endocrine system. Real scary shiet. Nonetheless perfectly good for my ears.
Earbleeders : Pogo, Zdarlight.







4.Blaqk Audio. Believe it or not, those two guys in the pic, they're from AFI..
The AFI that you're probably thinking of right now.
You're wondering how they could possibly switch from kickass stuff like Miss Murder to electronica?
Well they did. Probably because they can and still maintain their awesomeness.
Stiff Kitten and Semiotic Love are my faves.










3.LCD Soundsystem. Something like Digitalism I suppose.
Movement and Daft Punk Is Playing At My House are pretty cool.











2.Hot Chip. They're absofreakinglutely brilliant. I guess I'm a bit addicted to Brit electronica bands =P. I've got a substantial reason, they rock THAT'S WHY!
Over And Over and Ready For The Floor are <333











1.DAFT PUNK!!!!!!
Lose the incredibly weird robot suits, and here you got the geniuses behind Kanye West's Stronger and Technologic [the iPod commercial in 2005??]
They're fantastic live btw. Must be the lighting and kickass music. I really wanna see them live.






ANDDDDDDD.
My rebound-loves.
JUSTICE!
Anyone know D.A.N.C.E?? It was nominated for a Grammy I think. It's vid is pretty cool. Shirts evolving, not something you'd see everyday.
The guy's name is Gaspard. =]




STG's not on the list. Neither is Sam Sparro or NYPC. But that's because there's a difference between just listening to band that plays good music and a band that's just plain phenomenal. =P
I like making lists that no one gives a crap about.. XD
Maybe next time I'll make a list of Britpop bands.

Sue me.

Smack-talk pwns trash-talk

Now playing: Coldplay - Clocks
via FoxyTunes

Coldplay kicks ass. =)
And Djokovic has nice legs.
Yes I do mean the tennis player btw.
He just gave sex on legs a wholly different meaning.

Family reunions suck. Know why? Because by being a teenager, you're usually prone to this at family dinners:-

Me : *hides awkwardly behind mum and dad*
Mum and Dad : *sees a random relative* *greetings ensue*
Random auntie : So how're your children??
M&D : *exhaustively explain first 2 children*..ANNNDDDD Ezriann is in Form3 this year.
RA : OHHHHHHHH. Where is she?? I didn't see her at all.. *shifts eyes.* OHHH. There she is..You've grown so much ahh girl. Which school are you in now?
Me : *mumbles 'why'd you care?, poster-bitch for lipo above-40'*.... MGS.
RA : *looks amazed as if she just saw a 4 legged eel* BLAH BLAH BLAH STUDY HARD BLAH BLAH I HAVEN'T GOTTEN LAID IN 5 YEARS SINCE MY 2ND HUSBAND RAN OFF WITH THE BRIDESMAID BLAH BLAH BLAH

FYI, she was only married once. And then she got divorced..

=P
I love talking smack.

At least there were good food.
God-awful music abound, but I sneaked in my MP3 player, so it was all good.
Except that I found it hard to even WALK on heels. 2 and half inches heels might I add.
Sighs, the cons of wearing a dress.
And yes, I wore a dress.
DRESSES ARE AWESOME!
Gay, bi or straight, dresses = pwnhage. And yeah, I spell my pwnage with 'h'

Anyways, I was thinking just now [ Trust me, you CAN'T really see that often. ] and something hit me.

What surgeries do trannnies get to erm, you know, change [to put it lightly]??
So I did my research. And lookie here.

Hormone replacement therapy (HRT)
For obvious reasons. It replaces the hormones naturally occurring in their bodies with those of the other sex.

Abdominoplasty -Tummy Tuck
Since dudes ARE relatively fatter than dudettes. Lol, misandrist?? Nope, just theoretic.

Mammoplasty - You should be shot if you don't know this.
Well, d'oi. What's the point of being a tranny if you're lacking a boobjob, right??

Butt Augmentation
It's what makes a women proud.

That was a lie by the way.

Liposuction
Nuff said.

Rhinoplasty
Mmmm, you don't need to be a tranny to get one of these. Even I want a nose job.

Chemical Peel
Removal of acne, pock and wrinkles. My mum should get this.

Rhytidectomy
Face lift la!

And of course,

SHAVING OFF THEIR ADAM'S APPLE!
Self-explanatory.

Lolz. That's how I waste my Sunday afternoon.

The hypocrap speaks.

*whappy dances.. yeshh, WHAPPY*
Trials is.. safely I can say, ovule OVAHHHH
Fabulous no?
And I even managed to snag my latte.
I changed bus last week, and this bus makes it a point to wait for Main Convent girls every Friday. And someone in the bus was kind enough to tell me that the bus won't move for about 20 more minutes. I suspect she probably told me because I looked kept on ranting out loud.
MC is next to Parade. Which has Starbucks. You figure it out.

Sighs, I really need to teach Sze Yann some manners. YES I'M STILL YOUR MANNERS MISTRESS. Ironic, no?
Yann, quit calling everyone a bitch in Tamil. It's not nice. That and it's shamelessly degrading me. I don't what the hell'd bitch in Tamil. No fair! Quit saying bitch! IN TAMIL! The security guard lady's gonna hear you one day lolz

Righhht. So I've checked my test papers. And I could say that I think I got an A for history, Maths, Science, Geography and KH. Possibly English too. But then by saying that I'll be forced to choose between agreeing and being suspended on a cliff 500feet above ground level. The cliff is fine with me..
Puan Lin hates me though. That explains the precarious state of my A in English.. I think she's homophobic. Biphobic in my case. Or maybe she just hates me because I'm constantly arguing with her on answers. I don't care if the fricking government says so, the answers are grammatically wrong. ALWAYS..
I overscrutinize. Sighs..

Anyway, has anyone noticed that the new Blogger Dashboard looks ecxceedingly stupid? It's overly smushed up. The sidebar has been pushed down, and the main header looks tremendously big. The display picture shrunk. Well at least, mine did. 

Cut short, it looks retarded. 

... I was browsing through a few Form2s' blogs. Everytime I finished reading one, I'll just end up laughing my arse off. 

They speak like how Hylo and Mylo do the gay-fied-bimbo talk. Like this. 

[excessive amounts of self appraisal] LIKE OmG?! ThXxXxXxXx SO muchness. I, like, TOoTaLly knew that! [continues pompous assessment of herself]

Right, and I, ToOtAaLlLy don't comprehend a single thing you said.

Seriously, don't you think people who spell like ThISh are either plain stupid, or suffering from brain haemorrage? Go get a life  an MRI.Are you that oblivious that you can't even recognize throwing yourself into this loop-de-loop of immensely wrong grammar?

Some girls are weird. The others, they're are too caught up in vanity.

Shheeesh.

And Hylo, I MIGHT GO for tomorrow.. Coz I went for Mass today. I suppose I'll have time to squeeze in a movie. How bout WALL-E??

Je veux mon coffee.. What's coffee in French?

Now playing: The Verve - Bittersweet Symphony
via FoxyTunes

*grins goofily*
Erm, ya know when I said I wouldn't be blogging till Friday?
Well, I lied. Twice actually.

And the main reason I'm actually blogging right now is to wish my blog Happy Birthday.

HAPPY B'DAY BLOGGIE!

I'm actually planning to do some drastic changes, but thanks to my empty head, I decided to give a review instead. Believe me, I'm not even partially qualified for giving reviews, but I'll do it anyway.
....Maybe later..
Coz' right now the only thing in my head is parallelograms and prostate cancer.
Go figure.

Alright. So this whole week has been pretty tensed. Pretty? Very likely. Considerably, terribly tensed.
And since I desperately need to get the whole stressed-up-fugged-up attitude off my system, I'm gonna make a list of all the things I should do right after 12.30 p.m tomorrow.

a. Get a book about how to fight my addiction to coffee. Riigghhttt, have I mentioned that it's a it's a consensual thing? - My bond with coffee?? But yeah, for my health's sake, I'll ban the coffee.
*runs away*
Don't kill me for bad Photoshoping skills. I lost all my brushes and I've only REunited with CS3 for only 2 weeks. Can't learn everything by then!

b. Get a Cinnamon Dolce Creme latte from Starbucks. That thing up there, it isn't coffee. Albeit the word latte.
I do my research, namely, at Starbucks.com. Lol.

c. Get my sweaty hands on this.
Call me a lame fangirl la. It doesn't lessen my fangirl-pride. Along with my other infatuations, like violent video games and gay singers.

Which brings us to..
Dammit. It came out on April but here I am still shooting intestines off with CS and Sims 2 instead. Ignore the 18+, kay? I'll buy this when I'm in KL, it's less than RM90! YAYS! And I'll probably stuff Ratchet And Clank somewhere in there as well. I'm BIG on RPGs. :D

Will update my list later. Too lazy right now. Besides, I need to cram pipe works and Phillips screwdrivers into my already-contaminated brains.

Bunkface performing Silly Lily. The guitarist is so adorable, isn't he Kristal????

Hi, I'm Ezri and I'm a coffee addict. Let me share my story with you.

Now playing: Vampire Weekend - Oxford Comma
via FoxyTunes

I'm abstaining from coffee..
Apparently, it's contributing to my gastric problems.
Coffee and iced stuff.
Sighs, there goes that small piece of sanity I still had.

Alrighty then

*starts chainsaw*
*manically laughs*

=D

Au revoir

*smashes juicebox*

Trials tomorrow.
Pffft, gateway ticket to doom of you will.

Anyways, won't be blogging till Friday.
So see ya!

Radio-huh?

Now playing: OK Go - It's A Disaster

Lolz. Thanks again Kris, for having an 'exceptionally' oblivious friend. Radio-huh?. XP

.....Lol..... I never really thought of it as this way, considering that I always went about without concerning myself with any PARTICULAR thing, but damn..this time it really did hit me, Jill and I actually... We really are a group of massive screw-ups aren't we?? - our group of friends.
And the only probable reason I can think of as to why we still can afford to be friends is simple - because our stories are pretty much the same, they're all big, monolithic screw-ups.

It's definitely weird, seeing supposedly 'everything'..
Facade, a very obvious one at that.
At least there aren't 'No fricking way..'s anymore

But you know what, screw what people think. We're fucking screw-ups, each and every one of us. And I don't think there's any possible way to deny it, you could try, but there's always gonna be that lingering thought of 'what if's' always coming back to hit you.
You can't give anyone up.
Resistance is futile blah blah blah. Decimation however, is very much impossible, and not to mention inane.

What's the point? I really need to know.

Kristal, you can't tell the person. The third person observer. Let me stress on the '3' part.

...

6 hours at school on a Saturday can lead to really weird discoveries, and barely-logical-but-still-is-there type of theories.
Mehh, like I said, bunch of screw-ups. And screw-ups are prone to screwed up things.
Unfair? That's life. A big, arrogant bitch at that.

Anyhoo, school was uber boring. And just for my dear deskmate Jill, I brought that humongous A-Z Health book, I think my bag's pretty much torn now.
And Puan Lin's absolutely LOATHSOME. She read my fucking Paper2 to the whole class yesterday, WHILE I WASN'T EVEN THERE HOMG I HATE YOU INVASION OF PRIVACY!!. My Paper2 was actually kinda screwed. I got full marks for SectionA&B but lol, I got a 2/10 for my literature. Factual distortion lol.
Riigghttt..Is it my fault that I forgot how some really boring novel about a king-impersonating guy and his two fanboys saving a hopeless ruler whose future-wife's name sounds like a yogurt drink?
Clearly, no.
Personally, I would've easily written about Sapt and Fritz and their gay relationship. But nooooooooooooo, I had to bother my poor brain by writing some crappy thing about the relationship between king-ripoff dude and yogurt chick.
*grumbles*

Right so, you're not gonna die, Jill. Tachycardia doesn't necessarily mean death, or even thalassemia for that matter. And fyi, active birth is completely normal, tapeworms too. So quit being revolted by it. That and irritable bowel syndrome as well. Completely usual.
Seriously, I couldn't help but to laugh whenever Jill flipped a page. It was like this..
Me: *does Science*
Jill : *flips page* *horrified cum repulsed face* EWWWWW
Me : *looks up* Lol. That's a breech baby.
Jill : Doesn't it hurt?
Me : *explains thoroughly*
Jill : *flips page* *repeats WTF-NOO-EWWWW face*
Me : *looks up* That's vaginitis.
Jill : Why does this book have so many vaginas. Shheeeshhhh, guys have breasts too.. STOP USING WOMEN!!
Me : *snortgigglegrins*

Then after that I was attempting to get a frostbite by wrapping my index finger with a torn bookwrapper strip. Naturally, being the un-self-destructive person she was, Jill tried to get it off. Sheeeesh, so experimentally-challenged.. =P
So this happened.

Me: WHY WON'T YOU LET ME GET A FROSTBITEE!!??
Jill : *tries to get bookwrapper off* Oh. What's that?
Me : *blue-finger-breaking gesture*
Jill : EWWWWWWWWWW............ I wanna do.

But 5 minutes later, after practically giving Joevy a heart attack and making Carey follow suit, I took it off since it was starting to hurt like hell. A small sign that my finger was gonna break any moment, but it was numb right after. For some reason, I just love looking at my finger go blue.

I'll weigh you down
I'll watch you choke
You look so good in blue

I was only joking when I said you should be bludgeoned, I hope.

Now playing: Radiohead - Fake Plastic Trees
via FoxyTunes

Blehhh..
No one told me Breaking Dawn was in Ipoh.
At RM50? Talk about awesome-after-awesome. Colliding with dispiriting facts right after.
And Crystal, I'm gonna read Breaking Dawn XP

Anyway, today, didn't go to school.. Unavoidable reasons.
I hate having asthma..
And am I the only one who thinks that it's weird to get an asthma attack right after Amanda got hers?
Geez, pray that my body isn't erm, following suit.. That would be, pretty odd.

Right, I damn well know that I should be studying right now, but I have! PROMISE! For the past 13 hours! WHEEZING!
Buden I managed to cram 2 hours of Sims 2 in the middle XD

I hate addictive things...Except for maybe coffee. And Scrubs. And The Piemaker. And the Loch Ness Monster lolz.

Did anyone watch any live feed of the Beijing Olympics? The fireworks were awesome, yeah? And the footsteps and the countdown thing. Completely unparalleled to anything Malaysia would've plan if we were to host the Olympics. Double-stress on the 'IF' part. Pity my patriotism [or lack-there-of] is slowly deteriorating.

.....


Joshua Radin's Closer is a cool song fyi. Hooked on it since morning..Coincidently, it was on Scrubs today.. Scrubs today was kinda sad. I feel bad for JD..and probably Turk as well.

Weirdly enough, I've started calling my brother Tabitha. I don't know why.. but he sticked with it, so I'm going to too.
So long, Tabitha.

I suck at blogging these days T_T
I've lost all my 'constructive criticism', sarcastic remarks and a whole lot of rude retorting.
I need my life back..

I want my tab browser

I NEED MY DAMN TAB BROWSER

I NEED MY DAMN TAB BROWSER

I NEED MY FRIGGIN DAMN TAB BROWSER

Yes, I drank a whole jug of coffee. I like tabs. They're easier than minimizing every damn window.

WHAT HAPPENED TO MY DAMN TABS!
They won't clickify.

i should be studying. Mehhh, who cares..

So let me slip away.
Damn you Jill and Jolee, you guys got this damn song stuck in my head.

*chunters*

Tagged 4.OH.

Now playing: OK Go - Here It Goes Again
via FoxyTunes

Tagged by Fi. Done it before, but lemme do it just for the more-than-likely-to-be-questionable answers. Seriously, the last one was excessively whacked.

The Rules:

1. Put your music player on shuffle.
2. Press forward for each question
3. Use the song title as the answer to the question even if it doesn't make sense.
4. With the answers, give your own comments on how they relate to the questions

1) How are you feeling today?
[ Muse - Sunburn ] Eh?

2) Will you get far in life?
Daniel Powter - Love You Lately.. Come back, sit down, relax, everything's to see?

3) What's your best friend's theme song?
Paramore - Misery Business.. Geez

4) What is the story of your life?
Placebo - Running Up That Hill... Wow

5) What was/is high school like?
Oasis - Wonderwall... Yup, school's made up of me singing Wonderwall everyday to Jill..

6) How can you get ahead with life?
Panic At The Disco - Nine In The Afternoon.. *beams*

7) What’s the best thing about your friends?
Radiohead - Creep.... umm, you guys are special, seriously.

8) Describe your grandparents.
Weezer - Islands In The Sun.. OH LORD.

9) How's your life going?
Coldplay - Clocks.. Has anyone noticed that this song is generally about DEATH?

10) What will be played at my funeral?
Radiohead - High And Dry.. Mehh. I probably died in a freak accident anyway.

11) Will you have a happy life?
Third Eye Blind - Jumper.. ANNDDD, this song was written after a guy commited suicide. Sheeesh

12) What do your friends really think of you?
The Strokes - Juicebox... I'm cold? Thanks.

13) Do people secretly lust after you?
OK Go - Don't Ask Me.. Self-explainatory.

14) How can you make yourself happy?
JamisonParker - Best Mistake.. Mistake's not here. Sorry

15) What should you do with your life?
OK Go - No Sign Of Life.. THAT'S IT!

16) Will you ever have children?
Oasis - Live Forever.. Add another word, Live Forever Barren.

17) What song would you strip to?
Shiny Toy Guns - Le Disko.. Yeah baby

18) What does your mom think of you?
Paramore - That's What You Get.. T_T

19) What is your deep, dark secret?
Rufus Wainwright - Across The Universe.. Lennon was high when he wrote this song -__-

20) What is your enemy's theme song?
Massive Attack - Teardrop.. hmm

21) Whats your personality like?
The Strokes - Post Modern Girls And Old Fashioned Men.. I always get what I want? Not likely

22) What will be played at your wedding?
Paramore - Crushcrushcrush.. Hah, how conventional. I'm a misandrist?

Apathy is painful.

Now playing: The Strokes & Regina Spektor - Post Modern Girls
via FoxyTunes

Foxy Tunes is so quaint. And the drumming for that song is so sexy.

*freaks out*

Uh wells. Excuse me right now. I'm made out of jello. Seee?? *does wobbly hand wave thingy*

TRIALS. ONE WEEK. WTH? THAT FAST???
Bleh, whenever I say trials, it's like as if it's some kinda entry exam to Heaven. Oh lol. I've been reading the bible to much.
No such thing.

Right, I know I shouldn't be killing slaying time by blogging, OH GOD I SHOULD BE CRAMMING PIPE WORKS INTO MY HEAD HOMG.

I'm so screwed for trials.

Jill, if you're reading this, I hate yesterday. Happy time isn't about to come, maybe for you, but definitely not for me. I hate yesterday.

Answers for an idiot.

Someone just asked me [via MSN] why I'm so pro-gay and why don't certain people feel repulsed by gays.
Here's your answer baby.

I'm not pro-gay. I'm pro-humane. And that means I don't bash gays, I'm not racist [although I say I am, but that's the country's influence], I'm not transphobic, I don't believe there's any rationality in sexism, ageism is just an excuse for hate, a pogrom is a waste of time, and I hate blood libels.

So are my pro-humane ways considered as inhumane or does it deteriorate my morale in any way?
No it doesn't. I don't do drugs, rapes, PREMARITAL SEX [ Lolz at the 40 days fast&prayer thing ]
....
I'm Christian and homosexuality doesn't really run on the same ground as my religion, but I'm also human. So naturally, I can empathize and I have a clear conscience. And my conscience tells me that humans are humans, regardless of their swinging ways, race, colour, or whatev. The only thing that matters is how our actions affect our consequences.

So, do gay people rape or do drugs?
Maybe some. But you still can't go around presuming that gays are the only ones that spread HIV, can you? You can actually, but then you'd only end up making people think you're even stupider than before.
You nonsensical pig, do you even know that blood transfusion has the largest HIV exposure route? Not gay-sex? But considering your lack of brain cells, you don't know that do you? Oh, and you'll probably assume that gays only donate blood to gays. That's fucking rubbish. What're you gonna do? Come up with with a new term like 'blood-gay-sex' to discriminate even more?
Sick freak.

And as for why I can't possibly be revolted by gays, I told you, I'm pro-humane. That and because I actually have a heart...The only thing that sickens me to the extent of my stomach doing super-somersaults are hate-crimes, genocide, rapists and possibly my aural tests. O_o

So, don't snub me or other people just because we actually have enough brains to think rationally and not discriminate.
I'm clever, so deal with it :D

Gays exists, so live with it. Their still human. I doubt you you are though..
So my dear, get your facts correct, don't waste my precious-but-so-easily-wasted time asking extraneous questions.
Daft, thoughtless, little specimen.

Newspaper thieves are denser than solid plutonium.

Urr, the post title was purely hypothetical! Because I doubt the existence solid plutonium. Regardless, newspaper thieves are like that.
Kleptomaniac paper freak.

|:/

I can't accentuate the need to study right now. Seriously, I hate the computer sometimes. Too gripping.
That was a blatant lie by the way. Flagrant betul.

Okie then. Haven't blogged in what? 4 days? Shocker. Screwed computer of mine.
Hope my comp's doing fine now *feeds cyber-antibiotics in the form of anti-viruses* Bummer, I still don't know what's wrong with it. =\
Oh yeah my laptop, HAS BEEN CONFISCATED. DAMN YOU MALAYSIAN EDU SYSTEM DAMN YOU TO THE GRAVE.
In other words, my very apparent apathetic-in-my-studies ways has been conspicuously showing and so, my parents decided I needed to say goodbye to my laptop. -___-"
On a happier note, I have the house computer =) For a very limited time of use. >=/ Thrice a week =/

Oh yeah, I bought the Dark Knight DVD. Purely fandom reasons of course. Radical fandom perhaps? I can't help it, DK was just exceedingly good for a normal superhero-saves-the-day movie. So naturally, I was compelled to buy the DVd. KRISTAL YOU'RE FIRST UP ON THE LENDING LIST!]
You haven't watched DK haven't you? *chucks DVD at you*

ANDDDD, OASIS! NEW ALBUM! WHEEEEE! THIS DECEMBER OCTOBER! DOUBLE WHEE!
In more coherent words, Oasis's new album, aptly named Dig Out Your Soul is gonna be released in October. Pray that'll it be in stores. PRAYYYY..

Speaking about prayer, I followed Jill and Kris to TNT this week. Because I suck and I blew off ISCF so Jill made me make it up to her by going for TNT.. Cut short, it was the epitome of awesome! For youth gatherings this month I mean. Because PDYD's coming up and honestly, I can't even begin to comprehend how excited I am. Overly excited perhaps, but that's not deep enough.
Anyway, TNT was cool, MC has a scary building, yes I usually say that everytime I go there, and Pastor Elijah is awesome!

And CF today was well, empty. And I still feel like throwing up after watch that Invisible Children thing. The way they treat children is so damn sordid. Issh. They're children for Christ's sake! They can't be trained to be soldiers, they deserve better than living in that wrath-filled place they supposedly call home..

Yeah, I don't like seeing people die. Can't we live forever?
Hmmmmm. yeah, heaven.
Praypraypray

Alright then, gotta go park my butt on the couch and watch Scrubs. With my grilled peanut butter sandwich. Grilled peanut butter. Lol.


Bigmouth la da dum da da
Placebo is so freakin fantastic.

BREAKING DAWN *spazzflaildie*
HOMG It comes out tomorrow
*screams*

Umm, I'm pathetic, I KNOWWWWWW