You also fat. :]

Wait, I'll call you.
*phone rings*
Save it la.
Uh. Okay. Hoshiet what's her name? She's my cousin and I don't even know her name PHAIL!
:)
O_o :D Ohh. COVER UP found! *clears throat.* How do you spell your name?
M-A-R-I-A-N-N-E.
...O_o. She has the same name as my sister. XD

That was slightly embarrassing but I'll arrogantly admit, the coverup was legit.

And no thanks to yesterday, I hereby take back my allegiance to the Seafoodies Club.
Apart form that, I refuse to look at prawns the same way again. In fact, I was still sick when I came to school today.

:[

This is not for sale

I should get to blogging MORE.

Went a bit overboard with the mood swings today. I think I scare people when I do a 540 degree turn with my mood. Do I? I've been told that I do. But anyway, SORRY guys. I was bummed, a hell lot. :)

"No, she's J Bitch. SHE'S The J Bitch'"

Serene, you funny funny person.

Dr. James Wilson: My whole life is one big compromise. I tiptoe around everyone like they're made of china. I spend all my time analyzing what the effect will be if I say this. Then there's you, you're a reality junkie. If I offered you a comforting lie, you'd smack me over the head with it. Let's not change that.
House: Okay.
Wilson: No. See this - if you were implementing the social contract, you'd say that to make me feel better.
House: It is kind of fun watching you torture yourself.
Wilson's such a lime-greenish sunny person. It's as if it was winter in Malaysia, the sun would be green. :D

Seafood makes me go HIGHHHH

LoveGame is so common now, it kinda bugs me out that everyone's singing it.

Everyone's off to GB camp. The whole lot of them except for Kris and Jo and I.
BUT, we're gonna watch Transformers 2 tomorrow so HAH! Beath that. I'll be in school on Monday telling everyone how kickass it was :D
Sadistic, I know. It's technological euthanasia.

Shall blog later. Eating session now :D

I think you should shut up.
You're going through a fudgecaking rough time, but hell, we all are.
So shut up, and stop talking to me.
Stop making me your little indirect punching bag.
I swear to God, if I open my mouth, it's not going to be nice.
So for the sake of everything, shut the hell up and leave me alone.

Thanks in advance,
Ezz

Changing my blog link to autotraumatic.blogspot.com somewhere next week. So, I'unno.. Go update your link list or something..

Popsicle feet

I have reasons to be upset.
So go apeshit upset first :D

Alright. I'm not one for waiting but I'm forced to do it. I complain, yeah, but doesn't that mean I'm normal, human??
But of course, again, I got this hugeass tirade on not being rude to my sister and learning to be more proactive blah.
Because of course, walking from MGS to some stupid hair salon in town is normal [2km gfy, please]
And of course, getting lost on the bloody way there is normal.
Nearly getting hit? All in a days work.
Together with the stupid sun blessing you with hateful rays
Oh and the juice you had just now which has just started screwing your insides? Completely normal.
Getting yelled at by someone who doesn't fudgecaking care that you might have gotten hit on the bloody way to the bloody hair salon was indeed, normal.
Having 4 people spend 2 hours cutting your already short hair, NORMAL.
Waiting for someone for 5 stupid hours to get their damn 23rd perm done, normal.
Electricity blackout for 1 1/2 hours while waiting was typical in any day.
Coming back home with a lecture on not showing your angry face at your ONLY sister because she nearly made you die a few times, NORMAL.

So goddammit. Don't tell me I need help. I need a boarding school.

Mrs Florist, Mrs Teacher, Mrs Librarian, Mrs Miss Punk Lesbian Band Groupie

I think my post title, was done by 3 girls with 2 free periods to kill at school.
So, AddMaths, that monstrosity of a subject.
I CAN'T DROP ADD MATHS
Because I passed it. The efforts were pointless, they're useless as long as I still have more ahead of me.

"We're kiasu like that"

So today, was Gossip Day. Before Chemistry, during Chemistry. Chess, God knows when else.
The Gossipists, apt name, no? :]

And Chess, was loltastic. The thing before chess was even loltastic. Sonia, :] Cheer up.
But uhm. Test results are as expected, BAD. VERY BAD. But meh, my fault. My fault, my fault, my fault.

Goddammit. I have nothing to blog about.
SCREW IT ALL I'MMA PLAY SIMS 3

Andrew Vanwyngarden, psychoactive hotness. Who needs drugs when he's wearing Flintstones pants?
29 year old monkeys are causing pollution.

HELL YES, Long blog posts are back, bitches.

clickie.

:D

Head's up, I'm gonna change this blog link too. Because bleh, I'm crazy and you have to admit, this URL is a fudgecaking long for me to remember. Although Googling helps :)
So heads up, in a week or so, I'll be changing it to http://autotraumatic.blogspot.com/ or partlytraumatic or something like that la. I like the word 'traumatic', and I can't think of anything else when you have the Black Kids on loop for 5 hours.

THANK YOU LORD!

HELL YEAH

IT'S WORKING

Behold, my PSP fixing skills, now am I not awesome?

AHHH

MY

PSP

IS

NOT

FUNCTIONING

FudgecakeFudgecakeFudgecakeFudgecakeFudgecake

One.

Went to Lost World today, babysitting duty but I ended up water-ing.
Saw Isaac with his ridunkulously-hawt Malay friends. Yes, Malay, and one of them reminded me of that Black Kids guy. But my, they were good-looking.
But point is, I haven't seen Sac in a year. wow.

"Stupid bottle. I've been tryinna open it since an hour ago!"
"Give it to the waiter la. Ask him to open it"
"Oh okay."
5 minutes later
Uhm. Hello. Uhm. Can you get me a glass of ice and open this, please. Thank you
2 minutes later
Lol. They're having a hard time opening it
*glances back*
Dude literally wrestles down the bottle
*snortgiggle*
CANNOT GO ONLINE
*3 minutes later*
Ehh. Botol kamu sangat susah nak buka la.
Ehh. Water? Guess they couldn't open it. Damn It la! *hits head with the bottle*
Cue Coke waterfall.
Oh wow, Ez.
AJSKFJSADLKFJSDAL I LOOK LIKE I WET MY PANTS SHIET!
I'm gonna sue Watsons for abomination to my pants!

Dialogues have been changed, since I can't remember. But psssh, I walked around Jusco looking like I wet my pants. Sad.

Super longass tag.

[Edit]
Facebook quiz.

Ezri completed the quiz "In what BADASS way will you TOP YOURSELF?" with the result YOU WILL FORCE YOUR OWN FUCKING HEART TO STOP BEATING.

No worries about wasting FUCKING time with YOU. You just straight up STOP THE FUCK of of your own FUCKING HEART with your FUCKING MIND. Someone says good morning- FUCK! YOU HAVE STOPPED YOUR OWN FUCKING HEART AND HAVE DIED..

Damn, I love whoever created this quiz.

1)Name - Ezriann? I'll L337 it. 3Z|214/\//\/.

2) Male/Female - Quoting Abelle's answer. Fe[Male]

3) Were you named after anyone? - The happy, helpful prophet Ezra.

4) Does your name mean anything? - Ezri means helper in Hebrew, and Ann means gracious, so yup, it has meaning[s]

5) Nick Name(s) - Ada banyak.

6) What do you think you look like name wise? - Ezriann? Ahh...I can imagine a donkey with a cloak on. Seriously.

7) Date Of Birth - 5th October onenineninethree

8) Place of Birth and Current Location - The land of really good ngah choi kai and still the land of very good ngah choi kai

9) Nationality - Sakai considered as a nationality?

10) Astrology Sign - Libra, sounds odd when you type and say it at the same time

11) Chinese Astrology Sign - I like chicken, go figure.

12) Religion - Christianity, a quarter of half of a quarterly agnostic.

13) What’s your favorite smell - Pengkurus. :D

14) Political Position - Secretary of State if Malaysia was a Republic. And for the future,
I aim to be the secretary general of UN! I shall succeed Ban Ki-Moon. :DD AIM HIGH!

15) What do you prefer to drink in the morning? - Kooofferrr, please and thank you. No tea for me please.

16) Hair + Eye colour? - I hate this type of questions. Do you actually think I give a damn if my hair was #00000 or #FFFFFF or #C0C0C0?

17) Do you look like anyone famous? - Let's get something straight. I DO NOT LOOK LIKE JACLYN FREAKIN VICTOR EVEN THOUGH I'VE BEEN TOLD 42 TIMES AND YES I'VE BEEN COUNTING. No.

18) What do you look like? - A happy homosapien with a goofy grin on her oily, badly-textured face but oh beware, I scare people when I have mood swings, apparently.

19) Any unusual talents? - I can have a blank face if I want to. Do anything, scare me, amuse me and I'd still have a blank face on. Somewhat. :D

20) Righty, Lefty, or Ambidextrous? - Right, the commoner.

21) Gay, Straight, Bi, or Other? - Asexual. I don't feel. For anyone. Maybe Kimbum and maybe that WAHHH-worthy girl who I'm kinda in love with. She's so WAH.

22) What do you do for a living? - I pay the price for saying rude things about people. Slave verbal labour :D

23) What do you do for fun? - Ze luverly zhing called ze inzerwebz. /PSP/Ps2/gaming in general/pointlessly amusing things like Wikipedia-ing Marc Jacobs 500 times a day. Seriously.

24) What are your favorite art materials to work with? - Art? Photoshop CS3, A mouse, keyboard shortcuts and the right kind of music.. Amen.

25) What kind of materials would you like to work with? - Burn for your reiteration!

26) Have you met your grandparents? - Yessir.

27) Boyfriend /Girlfriend? - Seahorse. -_- Do you know that male seahorses can give birth?

28) Crush? - OMGOMGOMGYESITHINKI'VEFOUNDASUCCESSOR.

29) What celebrity would you date if you could? - ...If I say Kimbum, I'm gonna get hit. Aish, Gaspard Ulliel? Aish, manbitch you're engaged. BUT :DD VERY VERY HOT. Complimentary, suspenders-gracing picture.

Suspenderz, ;P

30) Current worries? - I've no worries, just regrets :|

31) Favorite online Guy/Girl: Online guy/girl? Nah, I give you a pic instead, so you'll get the picture.

Now shut up about all this I like them gurlz and giyz questions.

32) Favorite place to be? - In front of the computer, and at an undercrowded mall with lovely people.

33) Least favorite place to be? - An overcrowded mall. Zoo. Circus. Virtually anything with a clown.

34) Do you burn or tan? - Dude, I'm already dark as it is. You should ask My Albino Friend - Fiona.

35) Ever broken a bone? - NO T_T

36) What is your favorite cereal? - Ahh, what's the one that's colourful and chocolatey? No wait, that's just my Koko Crunch and Trix and Honey Stars fusion.

37) Person you cry with - TOGETHER WE CRYYYYYY - The Script.

38) Any sisters - One.

39) Any brothers - One. Sorta. No wait, YES ONE! Griefcangosuckitinhell, thank you very much. :)

40) Any pets - A dog, a dog, a dog, a dog, a dog, a sad fish.

41) An illness - Rhinosinusitis.

42) A Pager - Nope

43) A Personal phone line - ...Uh no?

44) A cell phone - Ada credit!

45) A visible birthmark - Yup. Sorta. If I wear a micro mini, which I won't.

46) A Pool or hot tub - I can't swim!

47) A Car - T_T

Describe Your :
48) Personality - Noisy, rude, helpful when I want to.

49) Driving - Recklessly safe if it existed

50) Your clothing style - Understated.

51) Room - White. Psshhh

52) What’s missing - Describe what's missing? Uhh, it's squishy, the cartoons always paint it pink, and uh, this tag doesn't have it. Neither do I.

53) School - Eh?

54) Bed - Messy.

55) Relationship with your parents? - Elusive, probably.

Do you:
56) Believe in yourself - You no make sense.

57) Do you believe in love at first sight? - I have no idea.

58) Consider yourself a good listener - If I want to.

59) Have a future dream that you would like to share? - World peace, honestly. I can't stand war and some idiot saying RRRAAWR I WANT TO KILL THAT COUNTRY and going apeshit with the missiles. The world needs more green and peace, not crazyass people with a penchant for nukes.

60) Get Along with your parents - asdfghasdfghjkkdjhashfdskafeshdgf

61) Save your e-mail conversations - It's by default.

62) Pray - Yup.

63) Believe in reincarnation - Nope, Bodies die. Souls don't. No point in reincarnating something that's already immortal now, is there?

64) Brush your teeth twice a day? - Thrice :DDDDD

65) Like to talk on the phone? - Depends.

66) Like to eat? - WHAT TYPE OF QUESTION IS THIS?! I LOVE EATING, YOU MORON. YES I'M SHOUTING, NOW GET THAT CLEAR I LOVE MY FOODIES.

67) Like to exercise? - YEAH.

68) Like to watch sports? - Football, I love Manchester United, so does Joevy and everyone else and ohohohohohohoh betrayalllll but I love Fernando Torres. Have I mentioned that he's in love with his friend since he was 8? How cute is that?!

69) Sing in the car? - Ahh, no.

70) What is a dream that you have all the time? - KFC, real shiz.

71) Dream in color? - No. Sepia. Psshh

72) Do you have nightmares? - OMG YES. I've dreamt about someone naked before and trust me it wasn't the right person.

73) Sleep with a stuffed animal - Nope. I sleep with my baby pillow whom I've known since I was 2. I named it Cookie

What is:
74) Next to you - Orangey wall

75) On your favorite coffee cup? - The Starbucks logo

76) On your mouse pad - A rat.

77) Your favorite flavor of gum? - I don't chew gum.

78) Favorite deodorant? - I have a bunch. Shameless confessions, I'm all for it.

79) Your dream honeymoon spot - Ahhhhhhhhhhhh

80) Your dream husband/wife - Imma be a spinster! But hoyesh I secretly wanna marry that and that and that

81) Hiding in your closet? - ...A baby grizzly. Roar.

82) Under your bed - Box box box carpet plastic bag box

83) The name of one of your best friends? - I can't choose, really. :]

84) Your bad time of the day - Waking up, d'oi. My mood swings are like a 596 degree turn from the North Pole to Albania.

85) Your worst fear(s) - Clowns, bugs, Santa Claus

86) What’s the weather like - Freaking hot.

87) Your favorite time of year? - December! YAYS Abelle!

88) Your favorite holiday? - My birthday? Oh, it's not a holiday yet? <-- Lame attempt at being a self-absorbent sponge. Christmas or Noo Year or anything that involves good food. 89) A material weakness? - Techy techy techy techy ostrich techy. And I like pretty, overpriced clothes. 90) The weirdest food or drink that you like - Coffee and Milo mixed together. :D 91) At the top of your “to-do list”? - To make a to-do list. 92) The hardest thing about growing up - Dysmenorrhea. :DD And learning to take things seriously and not so nonchalantly, yeah? 93) A pet peeve? - Umm. I don't like the way some people shuffle cards. I find it sloppy at times. 94) Your scariest moment - Boo. 95) Your attitude about love? - Boo boo. 96) The most outrageous, desperate thing you’ve done to attract the attention of the opposite sex? - I haven't done that. I've never really liked a guy to do anything for him. 97) The worst feeling in the world - PERIOD PAIN, physically. Getting over someone, emotionally. Oh and sometimes physically too. 98) The best feeling in the world - There's just so many, yeah? 99) Who sent this to you? - Abelle Yam. I LOVEYOURNAME MY SIMS3 FLAILING BUDDY.

100)Tag more people? - Fiona and Juju.. Just Fiona and Juju.. Because hoyesh, you will do this :DDDD The rest of em are lazy.


I get epiphanies at very illogical times.
Playing with cutlery. Check
Middle of an all important boss fight. Check,
Ogling Marc Jacobs and his lovely fiancee on Yahoo! Images. CHECK.
Playing Chain Rxn, which is awesome by the way. CHECK.
ADD MATHS homework. CHECK.

And today...while finding for this random church picture in Medan, it hit me. It hit me hard in the head.
Maids from Myanmar are very pretty.
Potong steam la.

Phleghh

I'm gonna be MIA for a while.
Blame it, or thank SIMS 3. Bought it yesterday and I haven't stopped playing it. It's awesome! I love how everything's expanded.
Sims, Sims 2 players, be warned, HIGHLY ADDICTIVE LIKE PENGKURUS.
My eyes are gonna bleed now. I decorated my house to the fulllest


How to avoid getting mugged in the Lumut highway at 10.30a.m the WRONG way.

Muggee: *speeds off*
Mugger : *shows gun at Muggee*
Muggee : *stops car at the side of the road to see if the gun is real*
Mugger *POINTS GUN*
Muggee : Ehh, that gun real ah?
Mugger :*shoots window*
Muggee : Ah fudge.


How to avoid getting mugged in the Lumut highway at 10.30a.m the RIGHT way.

Muggee : I have a stick. :DDD
Mugger : RRAWR I HAVE A PARANG.BEHOLD, biatch,
Muggee : I have a retractable sword!
Mugger who doesn't know what a retractable word is : HELL OFF, I HAVE A GUN.
Muggee : BEHOLD, MY M16. Pwnage, biatch. *shoots heads off*

The moral of my inane story, always carry an M16 when traveling on the Lumut highway and when a black car is following you.
Uncle got mugged, nearly shot, nearly burnt in Kedah, MUGGED, beaten up and robbed of his IC on the highway by a bunch of fucking Indian robbers. They're probably gonna die anyway one day, so I curse that they'll never have children and will suffer the same fate they made my uncle suffer and die a terrible, painful death. I'm serious.

I mean geez, do I really need so much crap?
What a stupid, stupid year.

Rrrawwr! Oh God No.

Look, I should be shot for posting this on my blog but I SWEAR, I STUMBLED UPON IT BY ACCIDENT AND maybe, just MAYBE, I might have fallen in love with what'shisface Taylor Lautner's abs but seriously though, I am innocent of all psycho bitch-Twilight-fangirl charges.
OHH. AND I LIKE THE PHASING PART BUT THAT'S JUST IT.
And maybe the wolf could look more like

This :



rather than

NOW. WATCH IT. Just for the Phasing part and not Kristin Stewart's and CEDRIC DIGGORY's incredulously bland acting. Pshh, no wonder the both of them have suitable chemistry, they do not react.



But admit it la, he has a VERY nice body. :DD

i has powers!

OMG LOOK.
Not sure if anyone remembers this, but remember once, in morning prayer, I was telling everyone about my dream about the brainchild of a PSP and a DS?

BEHOLD. IT'S THE SANDWICH MAKER aka PSP4000/Go!



Behold my precognitive dreaming skillz!