F~

Start hell singing: Joan Jett - I Love Rock and Roll

Rocket was epik phail. But today was more of like Say-Fuck Day. Double true.
LaiSan and I spent the whole afternoon swearing about the rocket and it's PHAILZ-ness

"Who?"
"That muthafucker la."
"YOU SAID THE F~ WORD"

"Oh. Fuck. FUCK. AHH FUCK MAN."

Even Sonia had to resist the urge to say 'fudgecake' cos she got really pissed off today. :D
Give into it, hun.

Ah fudgecake, my flu isn't getting any better.
I need a knockover drug.

Advent wreath for my oral presentation?

Hell NO.

I'm gonna fly this water rocket to the moon, bb.

Ok well actually, there's the water rocket competition tomorrow and since I'm too lazy to do it now, I'll do it during English so I can finish it just in time

Sides, I don't have pine cones for an Advent wreath.




And RIP Tevindran in ACS. My sister's ex tuition teacher's son, apparently.
I would follow my sister to the funeral since it's so damn near to my house, but I have that stupid competition.
Hope his mum gets well. My prayers go out to his family and friends.

ZOMG LOOK I WANT A ST BERNARD PUPPY




KFLDSALKFJSDLKFDKLJSAFJLKDJKLFDSJKLFDJLKFDSAJKLFSJKLFJDSKLJKFLDSA.

Dammit, I want another dog. 3 is most definitely not enough. Sides, they add to my collection. :D

Dissidia.

One word.

AWESOMEXPLOSION

But I died while fighting Jecht. Jackhole. -_-

No girl, no place and no where
Could mean a thing to me.
Picked it off a such a wrong song xD

OMG

ZOMFG THE DEMO IS OUT!

[Cue insane Final Fantasy fangirl scream]

And of course, without a doubt, I'm downloading it. My mind's probably wrapped in super thick wool and buried in the Amazon if I didn't, d'oi. I HAVE been waiting for this game for eons after all.

ZOMG. I'm so frenziedly ecstatic its beginning to scare me.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Human_height#Average_height_around_the_world


BWAHWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

Can someone tell me why North Korean people are shorter than South Korea?

I now know that I'm taller than a young Indonesian male adult.
And zomg, people in The Dinaric Alps are insanely tall.

Surprise me, I dare you.

Not going for St Anne's a.k.a Pretty Church this year. Parents aren't up to it and I'm not going to argue, I feel bad enough for them. They need space and more time to get their heads clear. :)

Oh wells. To anyone who's going, have fun!

Here's to alcohol, the cause of and solution to all of life's problems.

-Homer J. Simpson

Can't embed it. But still,

Alice In Wonderland Teaser Trailer


Find the Mad Hatter familiar? :D

Hyped!

Oh carp

"I ran away from the dentists. I hated them all!"
"*snortgiggle* Why?"
"I don't know la. There was once where I let the lady pull out out my tooth, and she was so rough. She slammed me down and you know what's the worst part?"
"Nope. What?"
"SHE WON'T EVEN LET ME KEEP MY TOOTH! I always keep my tooth!"

Yeah, I miss pointless conversations about dentists with Shari.
And as you can see, I changed my blog title because the old one was just to 'old' for my liking. Not like this one isn't absurd, which is why you have 'The inanity of it all'. :D

English was amusing today.

Well, this is gonna come as a surprise [Yeah, right] but my English teacher has just indirectly labeled me the sex expert [Sexpert? Hell no.] in class. Cos' Farhana didn't know what was 'making himself happy and high with a string' and she didn't know what was 'shouting for joy in bed' either. Yeah, she was talking about Roald Dahl's pornographic material in Playboy and The Visitor and how David Carradine died.. So at one point, when Farhana didn't know that she was talking about getting turned on, I just happily pointed out that it meant that he died from arousing himself or smething like that.
And thus you have:

"Yeah la. He was shouting for joy in bead. He was shouting and shouting happily."
"Huh, teacher what's that? I don't understand."
"I won't tell you! If you wanna know, you ask her *points at me*"
"O_____________O Shiet."

I am not a sex therapist nor am I very knowledgable in sex. Goodness!

So LaiSan spent the whole of Chemistry trying to explain the mechanism of sexual intercourse to Farhana, much to her chagrin. She still doesn't comprehend. Naive, poor thing.

"You don't read Playboy, so you don't know this."
"Does it mean SHE reads Playboy?"

"Yeah. I know if it wasn't porno, you would want me to go out of class!"

I'm in such a goddamn bloody friggin awesome mood right now.

"Mii, you owe me a memory card. *waves memory card around*"
"Oh yeah yeah. Sorry la, girl. Supposed to buy it last week la, Nie, but I was so tired and all that la, so I just told her I'll buy it next week."
"Next week? Nevermind, Ka. Makan and buy la. You really want it right?"
*slowly turns head, grin getting wider and wider* AKLJDSJKLSAJKLSJADKJLSAJKLDSKDS. Yes.
"Okay la. I'll buy for you. :D"

My aunts pwns yours :D
I now have Patapon, The Simpsons, and Revenge of The Fallen. Can't wait for Dissidia!

Damn

In reply to this,

I present you:

THIS.


Lol.

Spoken only.
Written only.
Pathetic amount of speaking/writing

Languages I need to learn:
Tamil
Japanese
French T______T
Hindi
Maya script
Korean
Balinese
Mandarin
German
ROMANIAN

Oh and do you guys know that Balinese alphabets are really easy to remember? They're similar to Tamil, which I still can't remember on account of it being so darn hard



See?

ANAKIN YOU IDIOT YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO ASK "You Love Me?" WHEN PADME SAYS I LOVE YOU. BITCH ARE YOU INSANE?

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JUMPING SCENE IS CUTEE. MWAH~

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EUREKA~ Count Dooku is Willy Wonka's dad. Christopher Lee. Damn, I want a purple lightsaber like Windu's. Have I mentioned I don't like Samuel L. Jackson?

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"DIE JEDI DOGS. Oh what did I say?"

Lolzers

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Lol. New name for Shannon = C-3PO. For the usage of "This is such a drag."

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Padawania.

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ZOMG. Handicap dual-lightsaber duel is AWESOMESAUCE

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Sighs. His arm, poor guy. And dammit I WANT MORE DUAL LIGHTSABER DUEL.
...Yoda's lighsaber skillzuh are HELLAWESOME Whho knew HAlf a cactus-head would be so badass.

We're Swiss-rolling on a muthafudgecaking boat.

Start hell singing: Adele - Chasing Pavements

I see too many people obsessing with Gaspard. Not that I've virtually stamped him as mine [:D] or something but still, it's just weird seeing them obsessed NOW, with pics from 4 years ago. He's old now, 25 and looks so much of a man than that French boy-model extraordinaire I swooned over. But yay-fact, I still have 3-4 gigs worth of Gaspard in my hard disk, so thank God! One thing's for sure, I am NEVER going to delete that folder. The Ulliel Attraction :)

I've missed how much I love thee. :]
And yes baby, ice-cream.

"We don't want all our students to get 100 for Physics. Then, we have no standard."
"So the more you fail your Physics, the higher your standard."

My Physics tuition teacher explains thermal equilibrium in the most comprehensive and comprehensible way possible.

"Let's say, I go dating with that girl. And she's very shy, so her hands are very cold. So when I hold her hands, the heat will flow from my hands!"

--KC Leong

And today, Kristal my Sunshine and I got high from grape juice, possibly.

"Your shoes are sparkly."

"I'm rollin' on a boat! My boat was made in Switzerland. I'm Swiss-rollin' on a boat!"

"We hooked up with 6 guys who wanted to come to tuition with us with their laksa bowls. We got crack from them. There was one badass one that ate everyone's laksa, he's my favourite. And we bought 10 wedges and 10 keropok lekor. WE BOUGHT 20 FRIED FOODS. And we did all of these at 9 in the AFTERNOON~"

Oh yeah, we were high. We were Swiss-rolling on a boat, biatch.

And since August exams are coming up somewhere in 3 weeks time, I better start studying. It's virtually impossible to get good results, but I'll just try to maintain the no-F thing. Getting an F is equivalent to being drilled in the head with a screwdriver with mum's nagging

Shudders.

Half Blood Prince is coming out and I really wanna watch it. Watched some excerpts and zomg aomg, it looks REALLY good. And TOM FELTON~~~
Dissidia's coming out too, but I need to get a new memofudgecakingry card in order to play so bleh. But that still doesn't mean I won't ever play it. I consider it a crime against cyberoptic nature to be an RP-gamer but now play FF. In fact, Shannon and I've made a pact to trade consoles when we both have 358/2 Days and Birth By Sleep.

Cover's made up of foreseen epik pwnage!

Have I mentioned that I plan to get a NDSi? My schedules's gonna be jam-packed with study session to get it, but oh wells, nothing comes free, according to Helena. I respect that and so, I'll work for my Nintendo DSi. Hopefully, I'll get it. It's cheaper than my PSP, apparently. I WANT AN NDSi.

I like the powdery, seafoam blue but it makes the DS look like a Japanese-branded washing machine, so kamaimasen. Besides, maybe they'll be out with more colours next time around

AND OHHHH LOOKIE. O_____________o I wanna go.

Mum came back home today, with that worried face of hers. Exact words.

"Dr Thas says you have anorexia. You're trying hard to stay thin. That's why you're not eating and you don't notice it, but you are."

I can't be possibly be suffering from an eating disorder right? I mean sure, my BMI is low as hell, I'm thin, I'm slightly afraid of putting on weight but still, I don't intentionally starve myself you know? It can't be helped. I can't be helped with with my eating habits.

I.Am.Not. Anorexic.

I refuse to be a victim of something so cliche nowadays.

Weightless

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Start hell singing: Cobra Starship feat. Leighton Meester - Good Girls Go Bad


Morbid cravings are normal, or at least for me they are.
Inexplicable, morbid craving as of now = A Lightsaber.

I think it's Count Dooku? I'm not sure.
He uses a lightsaber? Umm. I like Darth Maul's lightsaber, he's the dude with the red face. It's red and it's like a double lightsaber!
YEAH THAT ONE!!

Lai San likes Darth Maul's lightsaber too! It's the double-bladed lightsaber. Awesomeness.

"What?... Oh, oh, "just rebuild it"? Oh, real fucking original. And who's going to give me a loan, jackhole, you?... You got an ATM on that torso Lite-Brite? Now get your seven-foot-two asthmatic ass back here, or I'm going to tell everyone what a whiny bitch you were about Padama-may or Panda Bear or whatever the hell her name is!..."


"Who's "they"?... What the hell is an Aluminum Falcon? "

-- I feel like such a geek. :D

one single fact.
I don't know what to tell people when they sit there crying. I would console you, but there's always the consequence of that - a lie.
And so, I don't know what to do. I can't tell you anything you want to hear. I'm not gonna pretend because honestly, I'm just as screwed up.

READ THIS!

Because Twilight sucked vampiric ass and you hated it too and you'd do anything to see a travesty of its script, right?

NO MORE

CHAO FAN

DURING RECESS

T____________T

Gastritis sucks my insides out.

Nil.

What we do during Economics.

It's a deviation chart. He jumps topics a lot, so I made a chart.

Bipolar pedophobia

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You are currently staring at the face of someone who's 3 month old PSP decided to team up with Windows to screw my life. And thus you have, There is no Memory Stick inserted.
Tell me where I went wrong, okay? I synched some songs into it. And it couldn't play. So I synched it again. And all of a sudden, almost every song in my PSP was corrupted, even the games. So I turned it off and turned it on again, naturally thinking that I could get it to work.

But it doesn't.

Nevermind, I told meself that I wouldn't give up unless it was really beyond screwed. So I formatted the memory card. But it was still in USB mode so Windows decided to be 'pat and formatted it. I got annoyed, and swore typically.. I yanked it out, and reformatted it again only to realize that I've complete lost all my data. Data inludes 200+ songs, a few vids, a heckload of Gaspard eyecandies and most importantly, Burnout : Dominator, Metal Gear Solid : Portable OPS and Medal Of Honor : Heroes,

But that still wasn't it.

See, what really pissed me off was the fact that I had lost all my SAVED DATA. SAVED. As in 50+ hours of gaming saved. DELETED. Deleted thanks to my technological ineptness.

I am despondent, I tell you. Despondent.

Right. So GB today with tiny, noisy, P&W-clueless kids was so-so. Not entirely bad, not entirely good. P&W was jut bleh. Ungrateful little midgets, the whole lot of em.

Clare: So did you have fun?
Congregation of 40-ish primary GB girla : NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Congregation of happy, Form 4 peepz. : -____________________________- Phail.

I had to make them play charades [I only liked the MADE part :DD] , and sadly, no forfeit. I would've tortured them if there was a a team being forfeited heh. It's for personal amusement.
Honestly though, they're loud and noisy and flooded with complaints. Especially that MCA group. That kid who was supposed to mime everything kept on looking at the paper and each time, she's say, MA FAN AH! I would've told her to shut it but they were kids and the 'jiejie[s] yang bergaya' have to set a good example so, yeah. Bummer it. There was one group though, the 3rd or 4th, they were in Sonia's words, sporting! Really, they were. They actually had legit fun and they never complained even once. Even at Sonia's station, they made up their own random dance moves, so cute~. And that kis in Sonia's church was the best.

"You're such a awesome kid!"
"Yeah, you're sporting"
"Yeah"
"Did she even hear me?"
"LOL"

So, yeah. It was so-so.I don't intend on hating kids forever, I just find them annoying now. But not all of them are messed up, guess certain ones are okay. They're not all bad.

Forced to go to KL tomorrow, Michelle's gonna kill me since I'm not going for it. Jill, sorry. And as for me, oh eff you.
Will be taking my PS to the shop tomorrow. T__T