Sunday, August 30, 2009

When Kingdom Hearts meets Star Wars

Darth Vader: One of the Princesses of Heart. 'Cept he's way cooler than what'sherface. He found STAR WARS but didn't pay high enough, so he took the Imperial Gummi Ship and went to Traverse Town, where he ran into General Riku [Was RP-ing a dominatrix wearing a tutu] and was kidnapped. He woke up in some frozen ice thing in Hollow Bastion..
NOW LOOK WHO'S IN THE BACTA TANK VADAHHHHH.

Uncyclopedia, rule my world anytime, baby.

DUDES/DUDETTES/LLAMA,

I wanna create a meme. Something revolutionary. Something like LEEROY JENKINS or Chuck Norris facts or lolcats.

:D

Saturday, August 29, 2009

..HOLY SHIET

OASIS IS DISBANDING WTF.

T_T

Dammit.

Done done

Remember DJ AM? The dude who survived a plane crash with Travis BarkerBlink-182 la?
R.I.P DJ AM.

If you think about it, it's kinda dumb, the way he died, I mean. The guy survives a fatal plane crash and he fucking kills himself with drugs?
Imho, I think he was an idiot. He got a second shot at life and he does this? I know I don't know him la, but still, it was an moronic thing to do, yeah?

Geez, am I the only one who thinks it odd that too many people in the entertainment industry are dying? There was Michael Jackson, and Yasmin Ahmad, Farrah Fawcett, Les Paul [sorta?] Natasha Richardson.

Oh wells.

Skipping for morbidity-in-writing to another form of it, Idk why I never mentioned this but GO WATCH DEPARTURES The whole lot of you, go watch it. I don't care if you have to flood a Kodak theater but just damnwell do it... Not for the weak-hearted, cos' it has 6-ish funerals in it. Or more, Idk. It's a good movie, very unique and really profound.


Or anyone want the DVD? :D


:) I should be pissed but, I'm not! I'm happy for them. They're getting confirmed!!
HAPPY CONFIRMATION GUYS I NEED TO SHOP FOR CONFIRMATION GIFTS ZOMG ZOMG BYEEEEE~
I'll get some pictures if Andrina takes a lot later.

ANDDDD,

HAPPY BIRTHDAY RENNNNAAAAAAAA!
God bless!!


AND, Happy Birthday Michael Jackson!
He hasn't been buried yet right? xD

Friday, August 28, 2009

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Start hell singing: The Lonely Island - Jizz In My Pants

Damn that person. Bet that person's already damned in the damn hospital, but still, DAMN YOU. MINDLESS DIALOGUE TIME!

Planz are ROOINED, man.

DAMN

Dark Lord Emphysema says DAAAAMMMMMMNNNNN

Wednesday, August 26, 2009

The Fudgecake Virus

Start hell singing: Our Lady Peace - Are You Sad?

I really should start listening to happier songs.

Things to do.

  1. Buy Dissidia
  2. Play Dissidia
  3. Beat Dissidia
  4. Flail about Dissidia
  5. Find shoes
  6. Clean room
  7. Add Maths homework
  8. Saunter around, not doing AddMaths homework
  9. Basketball with Jill, possibly
  10. TRY to make it for their confirmation. Not like I can help it, so screw it sideways.
  11. Download Burn Burn. The authorities are gonna fry my arse after this.
I'm currently jumping around like an idiot with a big grin slapped across my face. BECAUSE IT'S OUT! The biggest and most resounding display of badassery in one single game, mind you. It's an RPG mashup, it's big, it's awesome. It's FINAL FANTASY DISSIDIA!
I'm ready for whatever it has in store for me. I waited for Crisis Core and it was worth the wait, wasn't it? I even got a fudgecaking PSP just so that I can play it. Dissidia better be good or I'll be augering myself 6 feet deep underground.
Crystal already got it and she says it's awesome, apparently they made Kefka harder for the US version. Epik win. xD

Tuesday, August 25, 2009


Thou shall bow down to the badassery, that is this picture xD

Sunrise on tropic isles



Don't care about the video <-- Die. But I remember why I fell in love with this song so clearly now. And Jason Wade, he sounds like such a lovesick puppy. It's cute, really. I'm gonna go learn how to play this song. Oh and can I say, from the bottom of my lovelife-less heart, I want this song to be played at my wedding? xD And 44 minutes ago, it was Joshua's birthday.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY DOODLEYBUG~


Love, Ezzie-ka.
He's 1 by the way. And I know I'm not exactly the president for Paedophiles-Anonymous but he's such a happy little baby and he rarely cries so yeah, I propose a blogpost for the little kid!!

I saw really pretty black gladiator pumps today but dammit, the heels were 5 inches and since I'm a one man chick drunkard wrecking machine when I wear heels 3" is enough thankyouverymuch, I didn't buy them. Worse part, my mum promised me those shoes and she ended up buying heels for herself instead. BURN.

"I'm a simple man with simple needs."
"..............You bought an SUV when you were grieving. -____________- "

:D



Dissidia


is GO!

Sunday, August 23, 2009

Blogging's getting boring. Blogs are getting boring.


I feel like deleting mine :\

Saturday, August 22, 2009

HAH!

Because I'm a Manchester United fan and because they just pwned Wigan Athletic.

5-0

BEAT THAT HATERS

Boo.

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Start hell singing: Rob Thomas - Little Wonders

Watched Up, Meet The Robinsons and WALL-E consecutively the whole morning and I'm not ashamed to admit, I cried like a fudgecaking sapbucket. Especially the part where EVE tries to help WALL-E and when Carl has flashbacks of Ellie. You'd think that just because you're 16 okay fine 15+, you'd outgrow stages where you get so uber touched by movies like these and start crying madly, but you don't. In fact, it's the complete opposite. As you grow older, you gain a better sense of comprehension and when you watch tear-inducing movies like Up, you cry and the best part, you know why you did.

I wish I could give Carl a hug, he needs one lar.
T_____________T

Pixar is made up of epik proportions of win, don't you think? Ever since I was little kid getting my arm stuck in rat cages <- YEAH, I've always loved the movies. They're brilliantly endearing.
The trailers usually lie though xD They come across as funny and gentle but hell, wait till you watch the whole movie. You're gonna eye-bleed sodium chloride solution. There's always a bigger underlying story that's bound to provoke more than just thoughts.


Monster's Inc. BOO!
Toy Story
*runs off to Wiki to find out spelling* Ratatouille
WALL-E
TOY STORY 2

As far as I'm concerned,
I'll never be too old for Pixar, I'll tell you just that.


LOOK. TOY STORY 3 teaser trailer! WATCH!!!! Cos' I can't embed it.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5f-MYl-HzNw

"Well at least I was lit up"

Tom Hanks WOODY!

tl;d[proof]r

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Start hell singing: The All-American Rejects - The Last Song

I'm not angry, okay? I'm not depressed. I don't know what to feel and I'm just numb, I guess. Go about the whole day, and it doesn't even appear at the back of your head, and when you hit the pillow, it claws you the in the most painful way possible.. I can't say that's not what I want, to go about not thinking of it, that nothing happened, pretension to the fullest.. But at the same time, it claws me to think that I don't want to have any connection with what has happened. It's as if I'm voluntarily withdrawing with my past.

I don't want to remember, that's my problem. And I'll admit, hands down, I am in denial.
It's not like I can't accept it, I've already done that. I guess I'm just too bloody caught up with trying to satiate my ego that I don't want to admit it. It's accepted, yeah. Admitted, no. Possibly not. If I did admit it, I know I would've stopped crying a long time ago. But by the looks of it, isn't it obvious?

And there's the whole issue of the skeptics. Acceptance is fine, it's the lingering, vicious feeling of doubt that's not. It doesn't help when you've accepted everything only to spend eons doubting it later on. This sounds odd, but maybe that trace of doubt's the one that's still keeping me sane. So yeah, thanks, skeptical self.

Mind you, I hate crying to the core. I cry when I'm angry, not depressed. So that's it isn't it? I'm hostile. Issues, lol.
I need mindnumbing toxins, and I mean that in the most literal way possible.. I wouldn't have to deal with the truth, nor with the stupid world we've rent our lives on.

This is such a self-contradicting post.

Thursday, August 20, 2009

I'm not scared. I'm not scared, not scared, not scared.

"What's the worse that can happen? Death?"

I know, I'm taking death for granted. You can't blame me for that, so boo. :]
But then again, I'M taking it for granted. And the rest of you shouldn't. So go build up that immune system of yours, okay? Cod liver oilwhich is awesome btw, oranges, and if you can, ascorbic acid!

Morbid betul, The Last Song is playing on iTunes.

Oh wells. Good luck to those in the choir competition tomorrow!

Have some happy.


Rastabortinist. Pwned.

Bitch post.

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Start hell singing: Death Cab For Cutie - Underwater

I told myself I won't resort to THIS amount of bitching. But yeah, I'm pissed. Oh and Joyce, I'm waiting for a loud "Shut Up" right now.

Geez. Honestly Dutch Lady, if you have some kind of bizarre vendetta against our class choir then by all means get your arse on stage and sing solo, we fudgecaking dare you. You sit in the middle, watch us sing with that godawful, disgustedly repulsing expression on and pass worthless comments, act all prissy and you STILL manage to throw a tantrum at us? We get it, okay? We suck. We don't coordinate, we're not together but I guess if I'd have to pick one thing, I'd say alltogether, we think you're annoying. And that ridunkulous Hungarian/NZ/SPARKLE-IN-MY-VOICEBOX accent does more help than damage. So there, get your stupid act together or screw off.
Stupid Dutch Lady's sour milk.

Pssshh.

Where am I even supposed to begin? Maybe the word hypofudgecakingcrite will help. Get off my case, okay? You're generally a completely unlikable person, possibly even the only person who actually proved that first impressions do last to me. So no, you don't have a right to choose at all and you most certainly do not have any, and I mean ANY say on anyone to me.
Did you ever stop to think why the table's always empty?
Bitch.

And if that's not enough, someone's social life is crumbling down to the depths of Hades and pretty soon, even Hades's gonna kick it to Cerberus or something. Get a grip, possibly on your head since it keeps on inflating and inflating.
Get you head down here, you balloon.

Great, I feel mean.I'm just angry, yeah? I wish I didn't care so much and I really, really wish that I could just be oblivious but when it keeps on slamming you on the face really hard, naturally, you get angry and vent. Be it 5 hours of gaming, or flaming blogposts or bitching, I vent. So stfu and gtfo if you can't stand it.

Wednesday, August 19, 2009



Yasmin Ahmad, we love you. T_T

Tuesday, August 18, 2009

Ezri Not Included

Tag. Cos' the interwebzz makes every fever better.

Go to: http://thesurrealist.co.uk/slogan.cgi

Put your name in, and generate slogan after each question.
Tag 20 people including me.

1. What do you say to yourself every morning?
Something Special In The Ezri. I'm insecure about myself, harhar true.

2. What do you want other people to say about you?
Get The Ezri Out. Fine, I'll go. Sheesh

3. Someone asked you out, your answer is...
Exceedingly Good Ezri.. .....Hah? First I'm insecure, now I'm just cocky.

4. I don't know what 4 is.
Pure Ezri. 4 is pure Ezri, btches. :D

5. How would you introduce yourself to someone you really like?
You're in Good Hands with Ezri. *snortgigglesdieslaughing*

6. To someone you dislike?
I Scream, You Scream, We All Scream for Ezri. Is this supposed to scare someone? I sound like Hitler with a Nazi horde now.

7. You're in a conversation and you suddenly feel the need to pee, how would you excuse yourself?
Have Ezri Your Way... W-w-w-w-what?

8. Your parents ask you why you got home late, you say...
Think Once, Think Twice, Think Ezri..So what? I make people go home late?

9. You're failing a subject, you say...
Because I'm Worth Ezri. Sounds like a cheesy makeup brand slogan.

10. The love of your life asks you to marry him/her, what do you say?
Hands That Do Dishes Can Be Soft As Your Ezri.. OOKKKKKKAYYY. Moving on.

11. Your bf/gf is breaking up with you, you tell him/her...
Fall Into The Ezri. -_- Does a stripdance ensue? Pshhh.

12. Someone told you you're an asshole, you tell them...
Marvin the Mountie Always Gets His Ezri. iLol.

13. What are the best words to describe you?
Moms Like You Choose Ezri. ...I'll be a good daughter in law? Wait, what?

14. If you're going to have a movie about your life, the title is...
Moving at the Speed of Ezri.. Sounds like a James Dean movie

15. Your last words before you die...
The Non-Sticky Sticky Ezri. I'm a badly made non-stick frying pan?

16. Your message to a special someone..
Double the Pleasure, Double the Ezri. Phail.

17. Title of this post will be...
Ezri Not Included. iLol.

It's kinda funny. SO GO DO IT.

Tagged: Annabelle. Clare. Fiona. Joyce. Sonia.

Eh Miss Joyce reads your blog ah?
...Miss Joyce?
Yeah.
Dude, that's LaiSan.

Sunday, August 16, 2009

:D

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Start hell singing: Our Lady Peace - Right Behind You (Mafia)

Hoping she gets this cos' "your blog got a lotta video games!".

B'DOHHHHHHH, I'm bored.


PC fair was not dope'n. It was more of DEAD'n. But then again behold my new babies,


The only thing that made my day. Believe me, I'm not gonna use it, headphones > speakers thankyouverymuch. But it completes my desktop look and I'm a bit compulsive like that, so yeah. XD
Technological satiation. AMEN
Oh and printer ink. Musn't forget the ink. xD

I don't know, but I believe in yesterday
And what it means
To bleed and know that you're okay.

Saturday, August 15, 2009




For all those girls and gay boys out there, has Megan Fox screwed your sexual orientation yet?
Cos' I know she just did to mine.

Friday, August 14, 2009

YEAH BB

xD

BLOG-KU,

HAPPY 2nd BIRTHDAY!

You are now eligible for..a cake with 2 candles.

May you live a long and prosperous virtual life, baby.

Thursday, August 13, 2009

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Start hell singing: The Cab - One Of THOSE Nights

DJLKSAJFDLKSAJFLKDSJAFJDSFJLKDSFDASJFLKJDSLKFJDSLKAFJKLDSAHFKLD

BLAIR?!

DAN?!

Twisted fangasm..

Truth cares.

Hey Joev, if you're reading this, you're welcome :D Manchester United FTW!

Umm.
...I've finally found a Malaysia singer that's good looking. And he's a guy. :D

It kinda surprises me that I'm talking about my class so much these days. 4Sc3's annoying traits really gets to you, fast. Our choir shmoir for the Muhammad God-knows-what competition next week sucks. Like collosal, wicked-unaawesome black hole type of SUCK. And thus I present to you, my shoddy attempt at tantalizing my class in the most technical way possible.


I'unno. We suck. And the song? It's not even patriotic. Null and void.


"Are you in the Interact Squatch? Squad. SKETCH."

Saturday, August 8, 2009

Coldless xD


Iran So Far - The funniest videos are a click away

This is only 1/100th of a reason why The Lonely Island pwns any other parody out there. Yeah, spoofz on Yoohtube ain't got nothing on Andy. xD


For a minute there, I really thought that was the president of Iran. They look so alike!

Rents' have gone for The Sister's BF's convo. Why? Idek. So pat, although he's the one who invited them.

I just want to go shopping.


Genius.

Friday, August 7, 2009

Maybe I'll rename my blog "Endless, Numbered Days."
Passing Afternoon is a beautiful song anyway.

Ignore the subs. This scene never fails to make me cry like a sick puppy
. I'll bet Jo agrees

Thursday, August 6, 2009

Mini clouds

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Start hell singing: The Wallflowers - The Difference

The class trip is EPIK PHAIL. Mrs Lee says that a class trip is not valid if the class teacher can't go. Not that I care that much but what really annoys me is the reasons behind its sour breadcrumbs state now.
Because some idiot, a total and utter ばか had to open her mouth during one of her BOOHOO-I'M -ANGRY-RRAWR rage and call our class teacher a liar, out loud for the whole corridor to hear. And then there's this case of another equally-idiotic moron who told MissJ about it and now, she's pissed off. And I mean PISSED OFF.

So I, being the bored, pious St. Koffer that I am told Bigmouth to apologize for being a total arse since she kept on pestering me the whole dayshe sat next to me in Chem -_- about how her whole life sucks and how our her beloved class trip to The Most Obvious Place Possible is slowly crashing down. She asked my help to salvage it but I shot her down because like Kristal says, "If Ezzi's in charge, then she'll be stressed. When she's stressed, she's a PMS-ing bitch". So she asked me to talk to MissJ instead. And I did, and MissJ convinced me to forget about their trip since it's pretty much a goner and told me to go about my own. She even explained why she couldn't go which is totally legit and not a lie and that she didn't wanna be stuck babysitting us while our English teacher goes shopping for new shoes. I couldn't argue because I sensed her annoyance and seems to me, she has every valid reason to be upset that her student called her a liar. I feel bad for MissJ :(
And the super-hellish fact is that everything's been booked, scheduled for the end of August The hotel, the places, the 'historical' places and everything.

So here's to our beloved trip planners, next time you want a stupid class trip, why don't you actually ask our class teacher before planning anything?

I kinda found today a bit better than normal days because for the first time, I sat alone at the back, we had 5 free periods today, I went for recess at the canteen on a THURSDAY, 8 teachers were on MC, found out that I'm not the only one who's pissed at someone, spent the whole day talking to LaiSan about random, pointless eg:her accent xD things that I LIKE, and Helena thinks we both have a future in terrorism.
Awesome, no? :D

I smuggled Anna back to class during AddMaths MrCheang is on MC and I have a million add maths questions T_T and so she met the other Anna today. Let's just say, she's not pleased with someone parading around with the same name :D

Insult-Day was PHAIL. Sorry, Clare.
Although I'm kinda impressed by the fact that her face totally changed when I shot off at her.

"Hey Ezri, you're so mean,
you're so mean, you twist my spleen
Hey Ezri!"

"Ehhh. Kenapa kongsi buku? Lain kali, kongsi suami la?"

MissLai is awesome.

Wednesday, August 5, 2009

http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1789231

Read the whole thing. And then read the comments. I nominate WIN.


"at least we dont have an overabundance of land whales that you like to call your "children" "

Win.

Tuesday, August 4, 2009

My blog is 2 years old. YAY~

Oh carp. No. Its on the 14th.

False alarm
Guess what? She's anorexic. I'm not.


NYEH NYEH.

But hell, she died from starving herself :/

Sunday, August 2, 2009

Lol

This is for My Dearest Friend lol damn, I miss calling you that, cos she's not allowed to go online during weekdays and her birthday's tomorrow so,



Colour coordination is totally off and my Photoshopping skills are as bad as leathery, burnt bacon but I don't think she'd mind. Have a super-freakin-DeathStar-awesome 16th!

Saturday, August 1, 2009

Pine tree fudgecake

Start hell singing: Oasis - Wonderwall


Pshh. Yo jackhole, burn in the depths of Hades.


Yesterday.
We spent the whole of CF electing a new committee and whatnot. And soon after that, Pn Ang I din't even know she's a CF teacher said that we hardly know anyone else innit, so....we reintroduced ourselves. And spent the whole 30 minutes after that talking about seafood, foie gras, EVIL PEOPLE WHO KILL ANIMALS chickens are slaughtered, right? Phail, me fudgecaking people on rockets and a whole lot of swearing. AND, I re-broke my engagement with Sonia. :D
Oh yeah, a typical Christian Fellowship meeting, alright.

Oh you fudgecaked her on a rocket? No wonder it didn't fly!

No, I didn't ;_;. And Kristal, you always remind me of the colour, purple. Idek why.

And somewhere along there, my left thigh had a buncha incomprehensible scribblings reading:

I'm Shannon's biggest fan.
Shannon is so hot.
Shannon is so sexy.
I love Shannon. XOXO.
Shannon is hypocrisy/ Shannon is moronic/Shannon is mockery/Shannon is somckry[?]
.................when it was supposed to read Shannon is teh sex.

Yeah I had the biggest, buggiest urge to grab a marker and write Shannon also has an ego the size of Uranus. xD

Went back at 4.45.

Fever came back at about 7, so mum took me to the hospital. And I heard a few people saying there's already a girl in our school with H1N1, so fudge it. I don't really think its really bad, and the chances of me getting and dying from it are lower than hell, but still with all that hype, its hard to stay doubtless. I don't think the bad part about getting H1N1 is the part that you're ACTUALLY having it. I think the worst part is being quarantined. No physical contact, no seeing people, no hugs, no sex xD, nothing. I pity those people who're being quarantined, its like living in a void.

I sound so morbid.

Dammit, genius people, hurry up with that fudgecaking vaccine!


This is virtually impossible, but SONIA DEAREST I'LL GET YOU THAT MARC JACOBS SHIRT WHEN I'M 35! Oh yeah, I'm holding off her birthday present till I'm in my mid-thirties. xD
Oh my, it's only 24 US dollars.
AWESOME