Oh gawd.
The next time, I swear the next fricking time I watch extremely stupid cosplayers that don't look anything like who they're cosplaying but instead look like cheap freakin ripoffs, I'll slice them with a ninjato into nice fat cubes, throw them into hell, drag them back attached and kill them all over again.
Forgive me, hardcore DMC fangirl over here. *points self*
Dante from DMC, oozes gorgeousness and sex appeal altogether with a great body and killer melee moves to match the awesomeness. And he of course feels absolutely no sense of remorse over making fangirls go apeshit [and eventually dying] in their seats [sorta. people use bean bags to game right? more comfy for the arse =P ] so, given that, le demonic angel, I don't care whether he is pixelated or whatev, has an immense number of fangirls right?
And ya know what pisses fangirls off?
Cosplayers who suck.
People who cosplay Dante, AND SUCK at it.
People who are whipcord thin, almost-being-able-to-match-an-anchovy's-size COSPLAYING an exceedingly hot-pwning RPG character.
*shudders*
It's disgusting...
How can you people even call yourselves fans when you're practically violating the image of this seemingly holier-than-thou-but-the-devil's-still-crying guy?????
I remember watching another vid ages back. But that was FFX-2.
Geez, I wonder if sucky cosplayers are clear on the unspoken rule that states ''FFX-2 is already mildly obscene, SO DON'T FRICKING COSPLAY AS SLUTS YOU ARSECLOWNS''
Okay find, I made that up. But seriously, it's irrevocably sickening to see an RPG character you love so much get messed up LIKE THAT.
FFVII cosplayers are even weirder sometimes. Except maybe in Kadaj's case. They usually turn out really nicely. Even leaves you wondering whether it was a girl or a guy who was cosplaying. What I really adore about people who cosplay as Kadaj is their silkier-than-a-Sunsilk-model hair. It's looks so detail oriented and gorgeous.
I wonder if they can somehow apply that nice feature to Sephy cosplayers. Sephy's hair is nicer than Kadaj's ya know. XP
Anyone noticed that Aerith cosplayers always end up looking like okamas? I'm not kidding. They seriously do. See :
Knowhumsayin?
I swear to God she looks better in the games. And the CGI movie. Never forget the CGI movie. XD
Pfffft, I know la. People don't really like CloRith so much. But then don't make her look like an okama la. You give bunnies a bad name =\
HAMSTER HAMSTER HAMSTER!!!
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