Rubbish

LOOK!

Twilight. MOVIE POSTER. HOMG.




Constructive criticism from a fangirl who knows a hell about movie posters :
Pretty lighting. Bella looks erm, fine I suppose. Edward, WTF YOU ROBERT PATTINSON I
WANT TOM STURRIDGE COZ HE PWNS YO' ARSE. Right. I'm absofreakinlutely glad the Zephyr font is still the same. Again, PRETTY LIGHTING. *strokes monitor*

I doubt my highly incoherent criticism will ever cross the minds of the producers of Twilight.

Somehow, this poster reminds me of a sacred image of Mother Mary I saw in a book once.
Either that, or this looks like a cover shot of the Sugababes. I'm not kidding. There was an album cover of them sorta like this. Or was that Destiny's Child.
Yeah, go figure.

So Sandra and I have berpakat-ed to complain and blog about our unhappiness with Twilight. And yes for the record, BOOKS PWN MOVIES.
That's why:
a] I ALWAYS read the Hannibal novels before watching the movies
b] Hannibal Rising was better as the novel. Albeit Gaspard is a sexy cannibal
c] I'll be willing to bet that Twilight will be better as the book.


So, mmm, stuff that sucks in the Twilight movie.
1. EDWARD. SUCKS. PERIOD. Someone should tell Summit that HP actors and Twilight should never mix. It'll result in bitter, emo fangirls all over the world who had expected extremely hot people like TOM STURRIDGE to play an exceedingly hot vampire but instead got a Hufflepuff prefect as him instead.
And what's the freakin up with his voice? It sounds like he's drunk and on crack and tryinna do a bad impersonation of Homer Simpson. It's atrocious.

2. Almost every male vampire in the movie looks like a gay vampire. Except for James. Coz' James is Volchok. And Volchok is hot [ as reference to The OC ].
And ya know what, no vampires can pull of gay vampires as well as Lestat and Louis. I SWEAR.

3. Usage of words like, SPIDERMONKEY. Oh, no, really??? How original *guffaws*

4. I normally don't have a four. But I'll find one.
Oh right. ESME = REBECCA POPE. Anyone who watched Grey's Anatomy will surely understand this. REBECCA POPE WTF

Anyway, Muse better be on the soundtrack. Again, no demographic can match the power of angry fangirls. Not even the Nazis or the Soviets.

Oh lookie here. I just so happened to stumble upon something.


ZOMG. AN HOUR MORE... I should really stop screwing around and go pray. For all the happy things in the world. YAYS!
I wanna go see United. T_T