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E :I like the way they pronounce daging and kekacang. It makes me hungry.
J : Me too.

Lol that. Guess my deskmate and I are a weird bunch.
Right. So I've decided to try something new.
Have a blogpost completely bimbo-like.
And that means excessive usage of like, totally and etc. But yup, same story of my day.
Here it goes.

OkAy. Like, today i cut my hair. as if i totally don't do it every two weeks. *giggles*
but anyways, i cut my hair. short. it looks soooooooooo botched up. i think i'm gonna cry. ohh society don't rule me out after seeing my eww-fied hair. like, please?

okay. so just now i was like, erm, WATCHING TV. that's it. i was watching tv. and i saw this like erm, two dogs, or 9. i couldn't differenciate. they like, totally look the same right? 9 dogs and 2.
but anyway, those dogs were like, gonna get married. i know right?~ that's like, so totally outta this world? they were like so freaking adorable. like i just wanted to reach into the tv and grab them and hug them so damn tight. like you know how it was on charlie and the chocolate factory? he just reached and grabbed the chocolate bar from out the tv. it's like, OHEMGEE, the tv reproduces?!

like, i just made a total new discovery. call me oh-so-clever nobel dudes! i just found out that the tv can reproduce. like, how awesome is that?

i soooooooooooooo underestimate myself sometimes. i mean, my brains can like totally work fine. 2+6 is 9. SEEE??? i AM clever ain't i?

oh lookie hereee. i need to go for dinner. and omg, i have gone like, totally FATTTTT. fat, i tell you. i'm just super-scared now. like, who knows, i might just end up like rosie o'donell one day. oh em gee. i am going to dieeee

<3,
Ezzie xoxo

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fuck I suck at sounding like a bimbo. Damn freaking it