Wednesday, September 3, 2008

I'm gonna learn French and [insert what Egyptians speak] and swear at you dammit.

J :*rambles rambles rant*
E : You'd be surprised at a lot of things here. Like that guy that just passed by our class - He looks like Chin Peng.


And during the short trip to the Arts room.

Ezz :Baka
Meese : Pabo
Jill : Nee oru [i dunno how to spell bitch in Tamil]
E :.....CEAZAAN CAN YOU PLEASE TELL JILL TO SHUT UP SHE'S CALLING ME BITCH IN TAMIL.

Right..I got called a pink transvestite ghost dog in Tamil today.
Note :Never EVER teach Jill, Shan, and Yann Tamil. EVER. Bunch of language-mistreating people. Pffffft.
Transvestites have feelings too you know..
Stuff at school..
Apart from me walking around with a band-aid slapped on my forehead, nothing really stood out. The band-aid was on my will. I like band-aids on my forehead. Who doesn't? XP

Oh and Kris's really weird erm, epiphany if you will? What would you do if the guy you married doesn't *clears throat* deliver well in bed.
How more formal can I get?
So I told her I'd panic and kill myself. And this came.

E : Panic and kill myself. Even gays are better in bed I bet.
K : You'd panic and kill yourself if the guy you married was a wimp in bed?
E :Yeah. Besides, gays are better. They have spunk *does gayish hand gesture...Wimps are just *lame I'm-sick-and-tired-and-probably-out-of-Prozac hand gesture*

BTW Kris, "I take the blue ones everytime" It isn't Prozac. Ativan apparently. Funny, I don't remember seeing blue Ativans. Oh wells.

....
And.. I saw this article in theStar today. The type that makes you stop whatever you're doing and forces you to think your life through in 3 minutes. The title : STOP BEING SO BLOODY NICE!
Ironic, no?

Egyptians speak Arabic. TOLD YOU SO DESKMATE!

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