I hate extremely adorable fictional characters with gay names, period.

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Know what I like doing?
I like posting crap on my blog, complete with stupid post titles, even stupider post contents and lastly, shamelessly biased reviews.

Today's post is no different.
But first, DISSIDIA. fullstop.
In case you're wondering, "apa tu Dissidia?", it's the new Final Fantasy game due this December 28th exclusively on the......PSP. *evil laugh at you*
The awesomely-awesome cover looks like something out of FF6. the colours and the design, they look so..FF6-ish. Very mellow and serene, but still has that certain darkness to it.



Yeah I know, it's YELLOW.
But still, DISSIDIA!!
It'll be epic. EPIC.EPIC.

It's out next month, and I will have it dammit!
It won't be very cheap either, but I'll try..
....
I still have this huge, paedophile-like grin slapped across my face.
I'll spill everything about the game here since I'm just so super-excited..
Dissidia's characters are basically PLAYABLE antagonists and protagonists from installments of the main FF series. There'll also be a few new characters.
And even with all those characters clashing, there's definitely going to be a storyline to complete, apparently.
Weapons are customizable, alternate costumes exist, gils, yada yada yada. It's just like any other awesome FF game.

And this too:
Summons will be accessible using Summon Stones. There will be over 50 different summons, each with a different effect.^[11] So far, Ifrit and Carbuncle have been revealed on the Japanese website of Dissidia.^[12]

[insert mildly-hardcore gamer squeal here]

This is, RPG HEAVEN

And now, my favourite bit. The characters.
[ sadistic death laugh goes here]

From Final Fantasy:-
Garland and that Warrior of Light fella.
Gay names, I KNOW.

FFII:-
Firion and that stupid Emperor.







That psycho, blond emperor.



















Firion...*falls of chair laughing*













FFIII:-
Onion knight and Cloud of Darkness dude.
Seriously, WHAT'S WITH THE GHEI NAMES? CLOUD OF DARKNESS WTF? AND ONION KNIGHT? ONION KNIGHT?! I bet his nickname would be Tree of Happiness. HOW SILLY.







Onion Knight *falls of chair laughing*

















Cloud Of Darkness...has boobies. Really exposed boobies.
Lolz.













FFIV
Cecil Harvey and Golbez.
CECIL HARVEY?! How effeminate can Japan get? It's still a good thing, though.






Cecil Harvey. Is that guy or a girl?

















Golbez looks like BlackWarGreymon. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA














FFV:-
Bartz Klauser and Exdeath.
You know what, I'm not gonna comment on their names anymore.




Bartz Klauser ROFLMAO






















Cool name... Colourful, fat guy.











FFVI:-
Terra and Kefka
MY FAVOURITES!!






2nd most coolest, maniacal, clown-looking villain evah!
Joker's still the best though.















Terra dunnowhat'shersecondname.
















BEST FF EVER, period.
FFVII:-
Cloud and Sephiroth.



WHAAAAAAAAA SHOOO CUTEEEEEE.
Sackboy version of Sephy = SO CUTE.










Even I wonder sometimes why I don't put really kickass pics of Sephiroth and Cloud but instead slap my blog with chibi pics instead.












FFVIII:-
Squall and Ultimecia.
Stupidest bitch boss ever.




Looks so thin.






















*chunters*
This is misogynistic. What's their obsession with exposing boobies but not moobies?
EQUAL RIGHTS DAMMIT.
















FFIX:-
Kuja and Zidane.
Ghei Zidane




*smirks*













GHEI.









And lastly,
FFX:-
Jecht and Tidus






Tidus. CUTE~

















I hate Jecht, seriously.














There. Took me 3 hours. But there. Now, I'm content.
Now if you'll excuse me, I need to go finish up FFX.