The catwalk and the bitchfights, they weave together to make kickass entertainment for random people like me.
I've always had an inexplicable, incomprehensible penchant for beauty contests, be it ANTM or ordinary school beauty pageants, like say Miss MGS. Which has been aptly selected to be my rant-topic today.
Miss MGS - Some beauty contest whereby each class from Form3 has to send two representatives. The two representatives then undergo a series of rounds [ranging from talent and IQ and whatnot] to ascertain whether they're fit to be the crowned as the next Miss MGS.
Basically, it's a beauty pageant held for absolute fun and not meant to diminish an ordinary girl's already-mutilated self-confidence.
:D Coudn't resist.
But this year, Miss MGS is anything except what I want to watch.
I'm atrociously shocked. The judges had 7 hot [and oh-so talented. No I'm not getting paid for this] girls to pick from and they picked one that looked like [in Irene's words] HERCULES?
Let me rephrase that, A TRANNY-LOOKING-BUT-IDEK-CLAD-IN-BRIGHT-BARNEY-PURPLE HERCULES ZOMGWTFBBQ
WTH?
I'm not digressing, yet. I still need to throw you some angsty rants.
Are they blind or something? Colour blind? She was something so hideously purple even a rainbow coloured hippo would look remarkably sexier compared to her.
Right, so maybe I'm being faintly bigoted because I DID have some rotten-apple friendship with her once. We were friends from 7 till 10 until one day, she decided to ditch me altogether for her public phone-junkie friends. I do thank her though, for teaching me good Tamil, something that I have never ever actually put to good use. Ironically, she's Malay. :\
But still, I can't help but to feel a little nauseated with the judges' choice. It was if they had never bothered to evaluate thoroughly in the first place. It was if they just said, "Bahh who cares. Miss MGS only wert. No one would be bothered"
Well guess what? Your indifferent attitude has just made it's way to my negatively-themed, despondently awesome blog. HAH!
Okay fine. I wanna evaluate...It's inappropriate and anything but imperative, because I doubt it'll make any difference at all, but still, it makes me feel like all the panel on ANTM. So there.
Evaluation time!
Later, I mean.
i need to watch Ugly Betty now.
*smirks*
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