Funniess

And because everyone needs a dose of Axel, profanities and Star Wars mixed into one bad every once in a while.....



So, enlighten me here. What the hell IS an aluminium falcon?

Palpatine: What?... Oh, oh, "just rebuild it"? Oh, real fucking original. And who's going to give me a loan, jackhole, you?... You got an ATM on that torso Lite-Brite? Now get your seven-foot-two asthmatic ass back here, or I'm going to tell everyone what a whiny bitch you were about Padama-may or Panda Bear or whatever the hell her name is!...