I'm gonna be MIA for a while.
Blame it, or thank SIMS 3. Bought it yesterday and I haven't stopped playing it. It's awesome! I love how everything's expanded.
Sims, Sims 2 players, be warned, HIGHLY ADDICTIVE LIKE PENGKURUS.
My eyes are gonna bleed now. I decorated my house to the fulllest
How to avoid getting mugged in the Lumut highway at 10.30a.m the WRONG way.
Muggee: *speeds off*
Mugger : *shows gun at Muggee*
Muggee : *stops car at the side of the road to see if the gun is real*
Mugger *POINTS GUN*
Muggee : Ehh, that gun real ah?
Mugger :*shoots window*
Muggee : Ah fudge.
How to avoid getting mugged in the Lumut highway at 10.30a.m the RIGHT way.
Muggee : I have a stick. :DDD
Mugger : RRAWR I HAVE A PARANG.BEHOLD, biatch,
Muggee : I have a retractable sword!
Mugger who doesn't know what a retractable word is : HELL OFF, I HAVE A GUN.
Muggee : BEHOLD, MY M16. Pwnage, biatch. *shoots heads off*
The moral of my inane story, always carry an M16 when traveling on the Lumut highway and when a black car is following you.
Uncle got mugged, nearly shot, nearly burnt in Kedah, MUGGED, beaten up and robbed of his IC on the highway by a bunch of fucking Indian robbers. They're probably gonna die anyway one day, so I curse that they'll never have children and will suffer the same fate they made my uncle suffer and die a terrible, painful death. I'm serious.
I mean geez, do I really need so much crap?
What a stupid, stupid year.
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