Oh carp

"I ran away from the dentists. I hated them all!"
"*snortgiggle* Why?"
"I don't know la. There was once where I let the lady pull out out my tooth, and she was so rough. She slammed me down and you know what's the worst part?"
"Nope. What?"
"SHE WON'T EVEN LET ME KEEP MY TOOTH! I always keep my tooth!"

Yeah, I miss pointless conversations about dentists with Shari.
And as you can see, I changed my blog title because the old one was just to 'old' for my liking. Not like this one isn't absurd, which is why you have 'The inanity of it all'. :D

English was amusing today.

Well, this is gonna come as a surprise [Yeah, right] but my English teacher has just indirectly labeled me the sex expert [Sexpert? Hell no.] in class. Cos' Farhana didn't know what was 'making himself happy and high with a string' and she didn't know what was 'shouting for joy in bed' either. Yeah, she was talking about Roald Dahl's pornographic material in Playboy and The Visitor and how David Carradine died.. So at one point, when Farhana didn't know that she was talking about getting turned on, I just happily pointed out that it meant that he died from arousing himself or smething like that.
And thus you have:

"Yeah la. He was shouting for joy in bead. He was shouting and shouting happily."
"Huh, teacher what's that? I don't understand."
"I won't tell you! If you wanna know, you ask her *points at me*"
"O_____________O Shiet."

I am not a sex therapist nor am I very knowledgable in sex. Goodness!

So LaiSan spent the whole of Chemistry trying to explain the mechanism of sexual intercourse to Farhana, much to her chagrin. She still doesn't comprehend. Naive, poor thing.

"You don't read Playboy, so you don't know this."
"Does it mean SHE reads Playboy?"

"Yeah. I know if it wasn't porno, you would want me to go out of class!"

I'm in such a goddamn bloody friggin awesome mood right now.

"Mii, you owe me a memory card. *waves memory card around*"
"Oh yeah yeah. Sorry la, girl. Supposed to buy it last week la, Nie, but I was so tired and all that la, so I just told her I'll buy it next week."
"Next week? Nevermind, Ka. Makan and buy la. You really want it right?"
*slowly turns head, grin getting wider and wider* AKLJDSJKLSAJKLSJADKJLSAJKLDSKDS. Yes.
"Okay la. I'll buy for you. :D"

My aunts pwns yours :D
I now have Patapon, The Simpsons, and Revenge of The Fallen. Can't wait for Dissidia!