Ezri Not Included

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1. What do you say to yourself every morning?
Something Special In The Ezri. I'm insecure about myself, harhar true.

2. What do you want other people to say about you?
Get The Ezri Out. Fine, I'll go. Sheesh

3. Someone asked you out, your answer is...
Exceedingly Good Ezri.. .....Hah? First I'm insecure, now I'm just cocky.

4. I don't know what 4 is.
Pure Ezri. 4 is pure Ezri, btches. :D

5. How would you introduce yourself to someone you really like?
You're in Good Hands with Ezri. *snortgigglesdieslaughing*

6. To someone you dislike?
I Scream, You Scream, We All Scream for Ezri. Is this supposed to scare someone? I sound like Hitler with a Nazi horde now.

7. You're in a conversation and you suddenly feel the need to pee, how would you excuse yourself?
Have Ezri Your Way... W-w-w-w-what?

8. Your parents ask you why you got home late, you say...
Think Once, Think Twice, Think Ezri..So what? I make people go home late?

9. You're failing a subject, you say...
Because I'm Worth Ezri. Sounds like a cheesy makeup brand slogan.

10. The love of your life asks you to marry him/her, what do you say?
Hands That Do Dishes Can Be Soft As Your Ezri.. OOKKKKKKAYYY. Moving on.

11. Your bf/gf is breaking up with you, you tell him/her...
Fall Into The Ezri. -_- Does a stripdance ensue? Pshhh.

12. Someone told you you're an asshole, you tell them...
Marvin the Mountie Always Gets His Ezri. iLol.

13. What are the best words to describe you?
Moms Like You Choose Ezri. ...I'll be a good daughter in law? Wait, what?

14. If you're going to have a movie about your life, the title is...
Moving at the Speed of Ezri.. Sounds like a James Dean movie

15. Your last words before you die...
The Non-Sticky Sticky Ezri. I'm a badly made non-stick frying pan?

16. Your message to a special someone..
Double the Pleasure, Double the Ezri. Phail.

17. Title of this post will be...
Ezri Not Included. iLol.

It's kinda funny. SO GO DO IT.

Tagged: Annabelle. Clare. Fiona. Joyce. Sonia.

Eh Miss Joyce reads your blog ah?
...Miss Joyce?
Yeah.
Dude, that's LaiSan.