Verbal therapy

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Start hell singing: Rufus Wainwright - Cigarettes And Chocolate Milk (Reprise)

Watched Gamer yesterday with Kris and Jill and their friend. I didn't think I could pass as 18 considering the fact I was dressed up like a 12 year old [I thought it was G-force and JJ was empty, so I didn't bother xP]
Movie was really short, bout an hour and a half.

Pre-rant conclusion: I didn't like it that much.

IMHO, the movie lacked in depth and tried to hush it up with badass gun violence, good special effects and the black dude who kept on singing A Thousand Miles in White Chicks. Brownie points for Gerard Butler, Gerard Butler's biceps, Logan Lerman and Logan Lerman's awesome way of saying "NO SHIET?!" though.

What I hated? I hated the way the movie stereotyped gamers as obese, sweaty, hygienically-challenged perverts with leather-fetishes. The villain, Dextar Morgan Ken Castle was such a standard bad guy - rich, annoying and talked in an equally irritating accent. I wanted to smack him throughout the whole movie just to see if he's man enough to smack me, the bitch back. At least doing so would've made him a better villain by a quarter of an inch. He has no ballz, ya'll.

Another thing is the script.
GODDAMMIT.
THE SCRIPT.
IS.
BLEEDING.
WITH.
SUPERFICIALITY.

I MEAN. Honestly? No shiet? Aren't gamers [yours truly excluded] supposed to exude kickass vocabularies and complicatedly structured-sentences? Verbal jumble with phrases like AYBABTU and pwnage and "I PWNED JOO N00b"?!. I feel so disappointed T_T

Post-rant conclusion : I still don't like it very much. Could've done so much better with a different script and a kickass villain.
Although I won't lie, I was desperately hoping for Kable to say "THIS IS SPARTA" everytime they closed up on in :D

ANDDD because I feel like stuffing macros are jooh..