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2. Said people (mostly girls) who parade around in both self-pity and self-loathing uttering "I AM SO FAT IF I SAT ON A WHALE I WOULD SUFFOCATE IT" even if their BMI is like..under 16 ._.
3. People who publicly scold other people over minor errors. Like, say, if your freakity freaking LRT token is invalid and it isn't even remotely your fault so you're on your way to taking it to the customer service counter oh but wait GODDAMN YOU MOFRICKING BASTARD ALREADY SCOLDING ME IN HINDI TELLING ME TO TAKE MY TOKEN AND GTFO FAHURK YOU.
4. Pompous aunties mocking you rudely. Pictures this: You're walking to the loo in this new building you're in, doors are on your left but they're constructed a bit deep into the wall. No signage telling you which is female or male. Obviously, you'll have to stand opposite the fruitcaking door to see which loo is for whom. OH BUT WAIT BEFORE YOU GET AROUND TO GOING TO TO CORRECT ONE HERE STRUTS A BITCHY AUNTIE GOING "What's wrong with you!? Just go inside lah!"
Well, fuck you too.
5. People...or friends who never save seats for you although you've done it countless times for them.
6. Those damn people who rush into the LRT without letting you go out.
7. PEOPLE WHO OWE ME MONEY. SCREW YOU.
8. Bitchy girls who bitchface you for no damn reason [I KNOW A BITCHFACE WHEN I SEE ONE I'M THE QUEEN OF BITCHFACES OKAY] when all you're doing is waiting for the LRT but apparently holding your boyfriend's hand is wrong because oh look, here are two girls walking past you and you catch one blatantly giving you her "I'm a judgmental bitch" look and you would think she stops but no, she whispers something to her other friend who gives you an equally distateful look.
Well, I hope your skirt gets torn by something sharp and hazardous and you have to end up scouring all over the place in search of pants to cover your bitchy bitchtacular ass.
/rant over.
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