Smack-talk pwns trash-talk

Now playing: Coldplay - Clocks
via FoxyTunes

Coldplay kicks ass. =)
And Djokovic has nice legs.
Yes I do mean the tennis player btw.
He just gave sex on legs a wholly different meaning.

Family reunions suck. Know why? Because by being a teenager, you're usually prone to this at family dinners:-

Me : *hides awkwardly behind mum and dad*
Mum and Dad : *sees a random relative* *greetings ensue*
Random auntie : So how're your children??
M&D : *exhaustively explain first 2 children*..ANNNDDDD Ezriann is in Form3 this year.
RA : OHHHHHHHH. Where is she?? I didn't see her at all.. *shifts eyes.* OHHH. There she is..You've grown so much ahh girl. Which school are you in now?
Me : *mumbles 'why'd you care?, poster-bitch for lipo above-40'*.... MGS.
RA : *looks amazed as if she just saw a 4 legged eel* BLAH BLAH BLAH STUDY HARD BLAH BLAH I HAVEN'T GOTTEN LAID IN 5 YEARS SINCE MY 2ND HUSBAND RAN OFF WITH THE BRIDESMAID BLAH BLAH BLAH

FYI, she was only married once. And then she got divorced..

=P
I love talking smack.

At least there were good food.
God-awful music abound, but I sneaked in my MP3 player, so it was all good.
Except that I found it hard to even WALK on heels. 2 and half inches heels might I add.
Sighs, the cons of wearing a dress.
And yes, I wore a dress.
DRESSES ARE AWESOME!
Gay, bi or straight, dresses = pwnhage. And yeah, I spell my pwnage with 'h'

Anyways, I was thinking just now [ Trust me, you CAN'T really see that often. ] and something hit me.

What surgeries do trannnies get to erm, you know, change [to put it lightly]??
So I did my research. And lookie here.

Hormone replacement therapy (HRT)
For obvious reasons. It replaces the hormones naturally occurring in their bodies with those of the other sex.

Abdominoplasty -Tummy Tuck
Since dudes ARE relatively fatter than dudettes. Lol, misandrist?? Nope, just theoretic.

Mammoplasty - You should be shot if you don't know this.
Well, d'oi. What's the point of being a tranny if you're lacking a boobjob, right??

Butt Augmentation
It's what makes a women proud.

That was a lie by the way.

Liposuction
Nuff said.

Rhinoplasty
Mmmm, you don't need to be a tranny to get one of these. Even I want a nose job.

Chemical Peel
Removal of acne, pock and wrinkles. My mum should get this.

Rhytidectomy
Face lift la!

And of course,

SHAVING OFF THEIR ADAM'S APPLE!
Self-explanatory.

Lolz. That's how I waste my Sunday afternoon.