It's too late into this, I mean, it's the 7th already and I still haven't posted my 2009 resolutions.
Oh well, here goes my pathetic attempt at it. Comments to follow, not surprisingly.
1. Reduce the amount of times I say F--- to
The reason why is far beyond my low comprehension. I'm superficial, blah. It's just, too vulgar for a 15 year old? No. Actually it's vulgarity is fine by me, regardless of age. Maybe it's just getting too boring to say f--- all the time. Besides, it's part of my convoluted be-holier-than-thou plan. So, yeah, it has to go. The stand-ins are going as well. Goodbye, frick and eff.
2. My holier-than-thou plan aka I'mma be a better person this year even if it means being priggish, pious little twat. My plan includes
a. Limit the sarcasm although it's pretty much dead now [Where art thou, sarcasm?];
b. Stop being so rude to elders. No, make that everyone around me. Stop being rude, Ezz;
c. Be more responsible. eg: Do my homework, pass things up on time. Yeah, seriously.
3. Slash the caffeine consumption by a huge amount. There, I said it.
Unfortunately for me, caffeine has a lot of bad side-effects. Apparently, excessive consumption results in withdrawal symptoms : Possible headache, irritability, an inability to concentrate, drowsiness, insomnia and pain in the stomach, upper body, and joints. Wait. Does that mean my gastritis is caused by my caffeine intoxication? WTH?
Wiki says :
In large amounts, and especially over extended periods of time, caffeine can lead to a condition known as caffeinism.[66][67] Caffeinism usually combines caffeine dependency with a wide range of unpleasant physical and mental conditions including nervousness, irritability, anxiety, tremulousness, muscle twitching (hyperreflexia), insomnia, headaches, respiratory alkalosis, and heart palpitations.[68][69] Furthermore, because caffeine increases the production of stomach acid, high usage over time can lead to peptic ulcers, erosive esophagitis, and gastroesophageal reflux disease.[70]
Uhh. Checklist!Nervousness: Umm. No?
Irritability : Yeah. It's like I'm constantly PMS-ing.
Anxiety : LOL
Tremors : Vaguely, yeah.
Muscle twitching : Randomly, yeah.
Insomnia : ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
Headaches : Umm.
...Tachycardia! : Nope. Hah!
Oh crap. I really do need to stop, don't I? But I can't, you know I'm too fixated with coffee. I love it to bits, I can't stop dammit. If I were to choose between crack and coffee, I'll choose coffee!! It's my non-mind distorting drug.
Sighs.
4.STOP CAPSLOCKING SO MUCH ON MY BLOG BY THE WAY IT'S REALLY FUN TO IGNORE PUNCTUATION WHEN YOU WRITE SENTENCES EXCEPT FOR THE PART THAT IT MIGHT LEAD TO THE ASSUMPTION THAT YOU'RE SCREAMING YOUR LUNGS OFF AND YOU'VE GOT NO PROPER ENGLISH EDUCATION EITHER HELLO I'M NOT SCREAMING AT YOU SO STOP GIVING ME THAT LOOK I'M SANE I TELL YOU SANEEEEEE.
Okay? Okay.
5. Hello. My Engrish is slowly becoming badder. So I need to fix it lar. Must go learn summore big big words. Buden no one will understand me wor. Nevermind lar. I still go learn to talk better engrish so i don't fail my engrish okay? then i takut takut helena compare my bad engrish to singaporean/vietnam/God knows where else she went pulak. Aiyah, if get c also it mean something right? at least never fail wert. hopefully can get passing grade for engrish lor. then i can safe safe enter college.
Translation : Go figure :D
Manglish is awesome, I tell you. No one even knows what you're taking about. Imagine speaking this in UK or US or something. Expulsion!
6. Learn Hokkien with Sonia!
Well actually, I only want the swear words.
7. Delete 1000+ songs off my playlist.
I barely even listen to some. Barely? No, that's not the word. 'Never' is the word.
8. Study, zealously.
No joke here. I need to be more serious this time. Seriously, NO JOKE. I should wipe out that fat grin on my face now.
And the last.
9. Stop blogging so much. [Huge
Because now that I'm going to have a more chaotic schedule in Form4, I've to organize all my priorities and the blogs have to drop a few places. So, no more daily postings. I shall go emotionally, verbally self-mutilate myself now. Does anyone even understand that?
Make way for war, people.
Dammit. Before I forget, Sims 3! It's going to be released on Feb 20th. And holy crap, by the looks of it, it's going to be amazing. 60 unique, individual traits. Neighbourhood exploration. Customizable shoes, clothes and furniture. and this : "When customizing hair, the player is shown a circle with all shades and hues of colors, and able to choose different main hair color, tips, roots, and even highlights."
Oh my God. This is going to be groundbreaking. I won't be surprised at all if it breaks records.
Oh and, who's that anon in my cbox? If you're reading this, who are you?
[Edit]
This is what help channel out my inner sick puppy.
The shorter version is here.
2 comments:
Maybe I'm not use to buttons on the Guitar controller. When there two buttons to press and strum I get confused. The Wii sport, only good at bowling, on my first try at my cousin's house I managed to beat anyone, the game is easy.
Hmm. Well, the basic PS3 is £299, nearly the price same for the PS2. Right I have no money buy it and feeling annoyed.
I ment £299 in English pounds, due current exchange rate is $444.52 or
1,586.95 MY Ringgits. Check on www.xe.com
The PS2 was £249 when it still popular. Only difference of £30 English Pounds.
Sorry I wasn't clear enough in my other comment. Does this help.
My sister know someone with Lego Batman but they don't own it. I would enjoy the Wii better if there was games I like playing. Maybe Okami or Star Wars unleashed. Definitely not Animal Crossing or Harvest Moon. Role playing, action.
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