What really surprises me about this post is that I typed it while still lucid XD

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Phoenix - Lisztomania

Yo self. You gotta change man. I'm sorry for speaking in ghetto homegirl mode but damn, I'm not down with this either. Anyways, you gotta stop being so down all the time man. I know its hard [Trust me. No shiet. I AM you :D] but you gotta try at least, okay? BE HAPPYY. You can start by,

1. stop being so bittahhhh all the time,
   
2. stop having this genetically-passed-down trait of condemning everyfudgecakingthing,
   
3. stop flickin' procrastinating,
   
4. quit the irritatingly vague Facebook and Twitter updates
5. STOP SHOUTING AND SLAMMING THINGSS HAR HAR HAR I'M BEING IRONIC SEE?? NO?? Meh
6. MAKE MORE HAPPEH PLAYLISTS !!!!111oneone!!!oneone11 :D
7. Quit dwelling in past issues and regrets. Life goes on yo. Ebb and flow baby, ebb and flowwww. Till a raft hits you really hard on the face, you have no reason to swear and shout and argue.
8. WOULD YOU PLEASE TURN OFF YO' GUDDAMN DEFENSIVE MODE? You're giving me a negative rep
9. I beg of you, self, revert back to the overly-caring, overly nice, easily subservient to other people's needs person okay????? I need you to do the that whole Dump-my-bags-and-rush-to-that-person-who's-crying-and-bug-their-life-for-the-next-3-days-asking-them-if-ever-need-anything-or-help-or-a-kidney mode and not the Sod-off-I've-got-better-things-to-do-than-to-feel-sorry-for-you mode. Yes I'm down with the fact that this totally defunks your 2010 psuedo-resolutions but PLEASE. Get yo' arse back to that annoying, overly pious Form3 person, okay?

Last. I'm a nice person. I'm impatient, but I'll learn to overcome this problem. I'll get God's help since He is my 24/7 therapist. Cliche as it sounds, I've been thorough a lot over the course of a year and as May approaches, I want to revert back to my happy self because I know for a fact, that my brother would've want nothing more than all of us to be happy even though he's not here with us anymore.. I miss him terribly like hell but I will get over it. I WILL. Before May, I'm giving myself time to revert back to that usually happy person I was.

Homedude, anytime you feel like headdesking really really hard, READ ROFLRAZZI. Or watch 500 Days Of Summer or better yet read a Paris Hilton interview. The latter has been scientifically proven to let an average human being feel incredibly good [brainwise xD] about themselves

OKAY? OKAY! :D